Attention LPMB

[110]

This is a fair warning, I am giving a weeks notice to all so you may prepare as you deem necessary. Effective next Friday, August 8, 2008 my status on this board will be none for approximately two weeks. Furthermore, as of August 25, 2008 my status on this board will remain at roughly 0-10%, the exact percentage remains to be seen. However, my quest to become a doctor is far more important than anything you would ever have to offer me. As such, I put university in a higher regard. I know this will be hard for most of you to endure, but please understand. I am very confident that if I am ever to return to a full time capacity that the LPMB will still be the same shit hole that it was last year, the year before that, and the year before that, and quite possibly the year before that as well.

That is all.

[Rie_]

I can hear the hearts breaking.

[RachaelLP]

Good luck becoming a doctor.

[rEbliG]

something good is going to happen around here.. finally

[36_crazyfists]

happy day :p

[Flames_Go_Higher]

I'm crying into my suspenders.

[36_crazyfists]

something good is going to happen around here.. finally

actually, fuckface, if everyone follows mick and matt's lead, which they probably will, then the last few interesting people left on the boards will be gone, and that will be the end of lpmb, if its not already.

[rEbliG]

actually, fuckface, if everyone follows mick and matt's lead, which they probably will, then the last few interesting people left on the boards will be gone, and that will be the end of lpmb, if its not already.

then i hope the lpmb closes..

[110]

something good is going to happen around here.. finally

aww, thanks. i'm glad you understand the importance of me becoming a doctor. truly, it's important for everyone to understand that this is a very important circumstance for myself. i applaud you for being so kind as to offer me these well wishes.

[Rie_]

What type of doctor, may I ask?

[rEbliG]

aww, thanks. i'm glad you understand the importance of me becoming a doctor. truly, it's important for everyone to understand that this is a very important circumstance for myself. i applaud you for being so kind as to offer me these well wishes.

lol.. ill like to offer u my best wishes.. but since you.. and some other girls around dont let me do that.. what can i do?

[110]

Cardiothoracic surgeon. Cause I like the sound of making 800,000 a year, AND the idea of never getting married or having kids.

Least there will always be hot slutty interns and on-call rooms.

[Rie_]

I have no idea what that is, but, because you lub me, I'm sure you could learn- and give me a free boob job. kthx.

[110]

lol.. ill like to offer u my best wishes.. but since you.. and some other girls around dont let me do that.. what can i do?

you realize 99.9% of the shit i say on this board is basically me playing devils advocate or taking the piss, right?

[rEbliG]

you realize 99.9% of the shit i say on this board is basically me playing devils advocate or taking the piss, right?

that isnt the best way of making friends.. you know?

[110]

that isnt the best way of making friends.. you know?

it hasn't been about me making friends in several years buddy. i've been on this board for far too long, and the thing i've come to find is this... if someone wants to actually get to know me they'll get to know me. as i said to your counterpart, conflict is the only thing that breeds activity on this board. i'm only here because i have yet to find anything else on the internet that is actually worth my time. and because i have no television or money at the moment i'll have to take what i can get. it pretty much comes down to two things with me. 1. if you want to actually get to know me you're more than welcome to speak to me in a more private setting, be warned however that i am extremly difficult to speak to, because i find most of what the internet offers in terms of humanity to be worthless. 2. anything i say on this message board must be taken with a grain of salt (and a couple shots of vodka), if you take it seriously than you have some serious issues that need to be looked into.

[110]

oh, and marie, cardiothoracic surgeon deals primarily with the functions of the heart and lungs. i think i have a slight superiority complex, so i'm going for the hardest shit possible. brain surgery is my fall back.

and everyone needs to stop asking for boob jobs! plastics is not appealing to me!

[rEbliG]

it hasn't been about me making friends in several years buddy. i've been on this board for far too long, and the thing i've come to find is this... if someone wants to actually get to know me they'll get to know me. as i said to your counterpart, conflict is the only thing that breeds activity on this board. i'm only here because i have yet to find anything else on the internet that is actually worth my time. and because i have no television or money at the moment i'll have to take what i can get. it pretty much comes down to two things with me. 1. if you want to actually get to know me you're more than welcome to speak to me in a more private setting, be warned however that i am extremly difficult to speak to, because i find most of what the internet offers in terms of humanity to be worthless. 2. anything i say on this message board must be taken with a grain of salt (and a couple shots of vodka), if you take it seriously than you have some serious issues that need to be looked into.

K.. cool.. but no more botherin eh ? =P

[Rie_]

Heart, lungs, boobs, same general area. But fine! And to think I was gonna let you touch my boobs. :-P

[110]

Heart, lungs, boobs, same general area. But fine! And to think I was gonna let you touch my boobs. :-P

i'll be making 800,000 dollars a year, you honestly think i still wouldn't have a shot? women like luxury, couple diamond rings, few fancy dinners. shit, you would let me touch those things ALL.NIGHT.LONG.

[Rie_]

You promise me an Aston Martin, I'll promise you a fondle.

[Girl_Sailor]

This is a fair warning, I am giving a weeks notice to all so you may prepare as you deem necessary. Effective next Friday, August 8, 2008 my status on this board will be none for approximately two weeks. Furthermore, as of August 25, 2008 my status on this board will remain at roughly 0-10%, the exact percentage remains to be seen. However, my quest to become a doctor is far more important than anything you would ever have to offer me. As such, I put university in a higher regard. I know this will be hard for most of you to endure, but please understand. I am very confident that if I am ever to return to a full time capacity that the LPMB will still be the same shit hole that it was last year, the year before that, and the year before that, and quite possibly the year before that as well.

That is all.


are you so sure about that ;).

message me on aim sometime. shelovesyou323.

anyone else who does that I don't like or know, and you'll be blocked so really that's pointless if you try.

[110]

jackie, only thing you could ever offer me that would be even on par with becoming a doctor would have to be some of that guacamole and a wild kinky night of sex. BUT, seeing as you dislike the gingers...

and no, the guacamole will not suffice. it has to be a package deal. it just has to be.

(will have to download AIM)

EDIT: i'd also accept a paid vacation to new york.

[Girl_Sailor]

I have msn too. clean.getaway@hotmail.com


if you wear a wig..

[110]

it's not even that red! it's like closer to blonde on some days and closer to brown on others. it's weird. my eyes do the same thing. some days they're green, some days they're brown. some days they're hazel. i'm a fuckin mutant!

[Blood_Pearl]

slutty interns? how do they have the energy to be slutty? they're fucking interns!!

[110]

slutty interns? how do they have the energy to be slutty? they're fucking interns!!

haven't you ever watched grey's anatomy!? don't you know that hospitals are just like that in real life!?

no seriously... i worked in one. they really are.

[Temperance]

haven't you ever watched grey's anatomy!? don't you know that hospitals are just like that in real life!?

no seriously... i worked in one. they really are.

I can actually agree with that. I work in a hospital, and it's not just the interns. There are slutty people everywhere. Plus, if you're making 800,000/year slutty women will be lining up to make you happy. :)

[AliceXD]

Good luck to you... even though i dont know you >.<
but still

all the best!
AliceXD

[Isandula]

Thats seriously some complicated shit your gonna be doing, good luck to ya anyway.

Just dont know how people can stay concentrated in surgery for so long, I would never be able to cope along with unsteady hands might cause some grief :p

[ThunderStrike]

Thanks for the long and boring speech but not many people are gonna miss you here so it was a waste of energy.

[Flames_Go_Higher]

Thanks for the long and boring speech but not many people are gonna miss you here so it was a waste of energy.

1. You call that long? Oh dear, you're going to have a shock when you go to big school, aren't you?
2. Actually, quite a few people will miss him but as it's only a message board I don't really think he gives a rats ass.
3. All you little kids moan and say 'if you're not going to say anything nice, don't say it at all' yet you don't even follow this yourselves.

[36_crazyfists]

i actually had to go back and look at the lengh of mick's post just to see if it was long. needless to say when i got there i LOL'ed.

she would never cope with matt's thread.

[110]

Thanks for the long and boring speech but not many people are gonna miss you here so it was a waste of energy.

when you say many people, how many are we talking about? i was kinda hoping for at least 2,000. cause you see, 95% of the world already hates me, with 4% being glad they're not me. but really it's that 1% that makes it all worth living. when i see those bright smiling happy faces... oh the joy it brings to me.

no but seriously. as was said, do you honestly think i care?

and as for a waste of energy... took me two seconds to think, type, and submit thread. HOORAY wireless connection with super fast lightening speed!

[JiNxX]

when you say many people, how many are we talking about? i was kinda hoping for at least 2,000. cause you see, 95% of the world already hates me, with 4% being glad they're not me. but really it's that 1% that makes it all worth living. when i see those bright smiling happy faces... oh the joy it brings to me.
and 1% is still, like, 60 million people... so I think you'll be doing fine without a few linkie boppers crying about how mean you are. :)

(yeah, I just used that term for the first time that anyone's said it in probably five years)

best of luck, brother. I won't ask for a boob job, mine are nice enough already... but if I ever need an angioplasty or a bypass, I'm totally looking you up.

[Kein_Engel]

Good luck with that. And how about slutty nurses? ;)

Oh, I'll be as lifeless as you, starting this Monday. Not that I ever post here or will be missed anyway.

[Blood_Pearl]

haven't you ever watched grey's anatomy!? don't you know that hospitals are just like that in real life!?

no seriously... i worked in one. they really are.

they should be working harder. if you get to be their superior, the punishments should be NOT to have sex with you.

[110]

they should be working harder. if you get to be their superior, the punishments should be NOT to have sex with you.

who exactly does that benefit???

[110]

Good luck with that. And how about slutty nurses? ;)

Oh, I'll be as lifeless as you, starting this Monday. Not that I ever post here or will be missed anyway.

general rule is to never have a relationship with the nurses. if it ends badly they can pretty much ruin your entire life. damn doctors depeneding on the nurses for so much.

[Kein_Engel]

I'm in Nursing School, btw. And yes, I plan to get freaky with a rich doctor.

[110]

I'm in Nursing School, btw. And yes, I plan to get freaky with a rich doctor.

that could be arranged. is $800,000 a year something that would qualify me as a rich doctor? if not, i'll also be cutting people open and fixing their hearts. nothing like a good old fashion superiority/god complex to impress the ladies.

[Girl_Sailor]

that could be arranged. is $800,000 a year something that would qualify me as a rich doctor? if not, i'll also be cutting people open and fixing their hearts. nothing like a good old fashion superiority/god complex to impress the ladies.

you can do that with ants too though, play god.. there isn't anything to do here in NJ so I like to ruin their ant hills and watch them run around trying to rebuild, or give them a hersheys kiss as a gift from their God.. Jacky.. I'm weird I know.

[lproxn]

Cardiothoracic surgeon. Cause I like the sound of making 800,000 a year, AND the idea of never getting married or having kids.

Least there will always be hot slutty interns and on-call rooms.

reminds me of Scrubs

<3.

[Kein_Engel]

that could be arranged. is $800,000 a year something that would qualify me as a rich doctor? if not, i'll also be cutting people open and fixing their hearts. nothing like a good old fashion superiority/god complex to impress the ladies.
You had me at $800,000 a year.

[110]

You had me at $800,000 a year.

haha. sweet.

are you going for general nursing or something more specific? perhaps along the lines of cardiothoracic scrub nurse? ;)

[Blood_Pearl]

who exactly does that benefit???

it benefits you because you get to figure out how much they wanna have sex with you...classic female technique. of course this is based on the assumption that you had a little sex with them already, or they're drooling all over you...

[36_crazyfists]

bump .