Dirty talk for the Chester fangirls!

[I_B_Long]

Finally, a place where we can talk dirty about the sexyness that is the Chazzy-Chaz!

of course, we will try to be tasteful about it and fail miserably :D

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/marniek/l_8ae92cbd9a594c9d6474e374e2362db8.jpg

******disclaimer: the current occupants of this thread(Bianca and Natalie) are both suffering from extreme sexual deprivation and are therefor NOT to be taken seriously on anything they might say. if this disturbes you, WALK AWAY!*******


*edit: MissNatalie would like me to add that we are actually SANE, if not neccessarily normal*


and one more thing, yes, we are the same people currently inhabiting the "dirty mike" thread. why? because A) they both deserve all the *love* they can get and B) read the disclaimer above!

[MissNatalie1984]

woohoo!!!!!! i'm dirty, i'm a fangirl, and i lurve Chester! :D

Chazzy-Chaz is sex on legs!!!!

and Bianca that Chaz pic is f'n orgasmic!!!!!

i want to rip his Ve'cel shirt off and rape him.

oh, i forgot we're supposed to be tasteful... :D

[bunny_bennoda2508]

woohoo!!!!!! i'm dirty, i'm a fangirl, and i lurve Chester! :D

Chazzy-Chaz is sex on legs!!!!

and Bianca that Chaz pic is f'n orgasmic!!!!!

i want to rip his Ve'cel shirt off and rape him.

oh, i forgot we're supposed to be tasteful... :D

yummy.... on legs ..... :cool:

[I_B_Long]

no, we're supposed to TRY and be tasteful...lol

its one of my favorite Chazzy pics.I wanna rip his shirt off too. and all that other stuff too.

[Nazami]

I posted this before in another thread, but oh hell who cares? It´s pure sexiness ^^

http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k443/Nazami/4-vi-1.jpg

I wont do any comentaries about what does this picture make me feel, I'll let you guys take care of that xD

[I_B_Long]

the little thing on his leg does a great job of drwing attention to his crotch. which, personally i dont think is a bad thing.....

*i want to undress him with my teeth...*

wait, who sad that?:eek:

[Nazami]

*i want to undress him with my teeth...*

wait, who sad that?:eek:

Ops... I didn´t say it, but I thought of it xDDDD

[MissNatalie1984]

the little thing on his leg does a great job of drwing attention to his crotch. which, personally i dont think is a bad thing.....

*i want to undress him with my teeth...*

wait, who sad that?:eek:

break out the bubbly girls...

it's my 1000th post!!!!!

and we get to celebrate with champagne and Chester and his crotch area (not just limited to that area, however :D)


*does the happy dance*

[Nazami]

break out the bubbly girls...

it's my 1000th post!!!!!

and we get to celebrate with champagne and Chester and his crotch area (not just limited to that area, however :D)


*does the happy dance*

Gratz!!! Awesome! So now lets celebrate... what about some hot pics? How you gotta buy the champagne, sry.. ^^ You can take the crotch, me and bianca take lead of the rest ;P

[I_B_Long]

break out the bubbly girls...

it's my 1000th post!!!!!

and we get to celebrate with champagne and Chester and his crotch area (not just limited to that area, however :D)


*does the happy dance*

1000 posts! CONGRATS! yay, party in Chesters pants, wait....what?

[Nazami]

http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k443/Nazami/5-vi.jpg

Look, there's that thing on his crotch again.. O.o Oh gosh I'm feeling good.

[I_B_Long]

leans in real close so she's inches from chesters crotch..."hey Chaz, what you got there?":D

[MissNatalie1984]

1000 posts! CONGRATS! yay, party in Chesters pants, wait....what?


woohoo party in Chester's pants and everyone's invited... even Mike :D:D:D

[I_B_Long]

NO NO NO!!! not everyone! just us and Mike! i want a private part-y.

[MissNatalie1984]

http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k443/Nazami/5-vi.jpg

Look, there's that thing on his crotch again.. O.o Oh gosh I'm feeling good.


Chester + Ve'cel = orgasmic.

*looks at crotch area*

hey, there's a zipper... wonder what's inside there!!! :D

NO NO NO!!! not everyone! just us and Mike! i want a private part-y.

holy jesus, it'll be like a Bennoda party inside the pants!!!!

okay, not everyone can be invited then... just the crazy fangirls occupying this thread. :D

[Nazami]

woohoo party in Chester's pants and everyone's invited... even Mike :D:D:D

Wait.. Party in Chaz's pants with Mike????? That couldn´t sound better xDDD And when we were done with Chester we could jump on Mike :D

[bunny_bennoda2508]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/LPNbbbbbb.jpg

he's inviting us ...

welcome !!!! :cool:

[Nazami]

Chester + Ve'cel = orgasmic.

*looks at crotch area*

hey, there's a zipper... wonder what's inside there!!! :D


That´s what we'll find later.. ^^


holy jesus, it'll be like a Bennoda party inside the pants!!!!

okay, not everyone can be invited then... just the crazy fangirls occupying this thread. :D

Better then! I need to take a break, gosh I'm 2 excited ^^

[Nazami]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/LPNbbbbbb.jpg

he's inviting us ...

welcome !!!! :cool:

THANK YOU! Oh gosh his pants are lovely but I bet whatever is inside of them, is way toooo much awesome ^^
(look at Mike pointing.. xD)

I'm feeling 2 orgasmic... Don´t disturb me now, I'm wandering in Chaz pants.

[MissNatalie1984]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/LPNbbbbbb.jpg

he's inviting us ...

welcome !!!! :cool:

Mike: *points* See right there!!! that's where we're all meeting in Chester's pants! :D

Wait.. Party in Chaz's pants with Mike????? That couldn´t sound better xDDD And when we were done with Chester we could jump on Mike

Nazami, why take it in turns. do them both at the same time...

oooh wait, that's not right *blushes*

what...

[I_B_Long]

LOL, i love how you always say what i think natalie (wait, that makes me replacable....) anyway, i was thinking th same thing about the pointing lol

and the other stuff too....


huh?

[bunny_bennoda2508]

THANK YOU! Oh gosh his pants are lovely but I bet whatever is inside of them, is way toooo much awesome ^^
(look at Mike pointing.. xD)

I'm feeling 2 orgasmic... Don´t disturb me now, I'm wandering in Chaz pants.

god !!! :eek:
I'm getting such a DIRTY orgasmic Chester fangirl :eek: :eek:
jus like u :rolleyes:

[illustrator_jen]

*wants to AHEMplayAHEM*

About time too, I didn't think it was right that Mike had a dirty thread and Chester didn't... :confused:

Well done Bianca and Natalie :D

[MissNatalie1984]

yay, Jen i'm glad you've come to play with Chester!!!

come join the party in Chaz's pants... Mike's also in them too...

:D:D

[illustrator_jen]

yay, Jen i'm glad you've come to play with Chester!!!

come join the party in Chaz's pants... Mike's also in them too...

:D:D

Pfft. Mike, get out o'there... *yey more Chaz for me* :p

[I_B_Long]

this is getting fun, now that we've got more people partying here!
just need 2 certain individuals to join the party!

[MissNatalie1984]

this is getting fun, now that we've got more people partying here!
just need 2 certain individuals to join the party!

teehee it'd be funny if Mike dropped in and was like, "hey, can i party in Chaz's pants too?" :D:D

you know, Chaz's pants are pretty tight... i dunno how we're all gonna fit in there... i mean, gotta leave room for his *bit* right? :D

[bunny_bennoda2508]

Party in Chester's pant ... and I wonder what the "tea" look like ??? and what kind of ??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[I_B_Long]

teehee it'd be funny if Mike dropped in and was like, "hey, can i party in Chaz's pants too?" :D:D

you know, Chaz's pants are pretty tight... i dunno how we're all gonna fit in there... i mean, gotta leave room for his *bit* right? :D

im not that big! (actually, im taller than he is, so how the F*CK would i fit in his pants?) but i'll make myself really small. if all else fails, he might just have to take them off....:D

[MissNatalie1984]

http://www.mikeshinoda.com/blog/Linkin_Park/busta_leaving_projekt_revolution

yes, i'm posting a link to Shinoda's blog in here because i want you guys to go watch the video Mike has posted.

you get to watch Chester's white boy dance moves!!! and they are mildly erotic... okay, maybe that's just me because this thread gets me going, but nonetheless, watch and judge for yourself!!!!

[illustrator_jen]

We need a Ve'cel range of pants. AND womenswear. Preferably all personally hand-delivered to your door by a certain Mr. Bennington...

[MissNatalie1984]

im not that big! (actually, im taller than he is, so how the F*CK would i fit in his pants?) but i'll make myself really small. if all else fails, he might just have to take them off....:D


i vote we get Chester pantless and move the party to the bedroom because it's more... um... comfortable there...

more room on the bed... for everyone...

what?

[I_B_Long]

im WAY ahead of you. if you saw my comment, i took the liberty of warning him NOT to go lurking here today...lol

and OMFR, Chester was soo....raaaawwrrrr....in that clip.

[MissNatalie1984]

We need a Ve'cel range of pants. AND womenswear. Preferably all personally hand-delivered to your door by a certain Mr. Bennington...


Ve'cel lingerie is a must!!! and with every purchase, Chester gets to dress you :D

[I_B_Long]

i vote we get Chester pantless and move the party to the bedroom because it's more... um... comfortable there...

more room on the bed... for everyone...

what?

i say HOT TUB! HOT TUB! HOT TUB!

[MissNatalie1984]

im WAY ahead of you. if you saw my comment, i took the liberty of warning him NOT to go lurking here today...lol

and OMFR, Chester was soo....raaaawwrrrr....in that clip.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

[MissNatalie1984]

i say HOT TUB! HOT TUB! HOT TUB!


skinny dip!

huh. what!?!?!

[illustrator_jen]

i say HOT TUB! HOT TUB! HOT TUB!

Hear hear.

[I_B_Long]

Ve'cel lingerie is a must!!! and with every purchase, Chester gets to dress you :D

LMFAO. YES YES YES! thats awesome! great plan. only members of this thread can know about it tho!
(i really do wish they made clothes for females tho. go figure, the one clothing brand i find that i actually LIKE only makes mens....)

[I_B_Long]

no skinny dip. i need a tankini or a one piece, i cant let you all see my ugly tummy :(

[I_B_Long]

whats so funny about OMFR?

*edit, i have decided to permanently replace the word "god" in my vocabulary with "rob"

[illustrator_jen]

LMFAO. YES YES YES! thats awesome! great plan. only members of this thread can know about it tho!
(i really do wish they made clothes for females tho. go figure, the one clothing brand i find that i actually LIKE only makes mens....)

Pfft. It's the same for me. Most clothes shops I go in the guys section is always better than the girls'. Although sometimes I can fit into kids tees *yes I am THAT small...*






....................... chocolate spread.

Sorry, just trying to stay on topic.

[MissNatalie1984]

LMFAO. YES YES YES! thats awesome! great plan. only members of this thread can know about it tho!
(i really do wish they made clothes for females tho. go figure, the one clothing brand i find that i actually LIKE only makes mens....)

i know!!!! i really like the look of the Ve'cel line - typical it's aimed at guys... i don't care though, i'd sill wear some of the t-shirts.

and okay, so skinny dip rules only apply to Chester :D:D

[MissNatalie1984]

whats so funny about OMFR?

*edit, i have decided to permanently replace the word "god" in my vocabulary with "rob"


nothing i love it!!! it makes me laugh though. because it jut makes me think of rob... being god... and sitting on a cloud.

yes i'm twisted orrite!!!!!

mmmmm chocolate spread on Chester....

[I_B_Long]

LMAO. Nutella for everyone. or wait, how about we smash some "Dickmann's" on Chaz and Mike and lick em off....?

lol, the sitting on a cloud part made me laugh (btw, i wouldn't kick rob outta my bed either...he's one yummy motherf*cker...)

[illustrator_jen]

Chester, Brad, Rob... perhaps Mike... yeah I'm one greedy mothereffer...

Sorry Phoe and Joe, you just don't cut it.

[MissNatalie1984]

LMAO. Nutella for everyone. or wait, how about we smash some "Dickmann's" on Chaz and Mike and lick em off....?

lol, the sitting on a cloud part made me laugh (btw, i wouldn't kick rob outta my bed either...he's one yummy motherf*cker...)

hahahahah i almost pissed my pants when i read that Dickmann's reference :D:D

you know what'd be a cool tag line for Dickmann's?

"Dickmann's - GET ONE INTO YOU!!!!"

i wanna steal Mike and Chaz's Dickmann's and eat them (lmfao i can't get through this post without killing myself laughing. i have to stop typing for a minute. :D)

rob is f'n hot!!!! no doubt.

lol... "dickmann's".

[I_B_Long]

now, Joe and Brad may have made my "hot book" about 4 years ago, but not so much now. Phi is cute but not "hot"
Mike Caz and God, i mean Rob....super hot. and each in a totally different and unique way.

[illustrator_jen]

Something for everyone in this band. They say variety is the spice of life...

[I_B_Long]

i once slapped a girl at her own birthday party for smashing a "dickmann" in my hair. that bitch. lol

those are really yummy tho, but very sticky.

their slogan is "Man sind die dick, man" which mean "dude, are those fat, dude" (or something to that extend)) and thats already kinda funny.

[bunny_bennoda2508]

i vote we get Chester pantless and move the party to the bedroom because it's more... um... comfortable there...

more room on the bed... for everyone...

what?

more beds !!! we have some girls here but jus' one man can satisfy the desire :rolleyes:

more asexual version Chaz

[MissNatalie1984]

i once slapped a girl at her own birthday party for smashing a "dickmann" in my hair. that bitch. lol

those are really yummy tho, but very sticky.

their slogan is "Man sind die dick, man" which mean "dude, are those fat, dude" (or something to that extend)) and thats already kinda funny.


hahaahhaahhaa fat dick...mann's. :D

i wonder if...

[illustrator_jen]

i once slapped a girl at her own birthday party for smashing a "dickmann" in my hair. that bitch. lol

those are really yummy tho, but very sticky.

their slogan is "Man sind die dick, man" which mean "dude, are those fat, dude" (or something to that extend)) and thats already kinda funny.

"Fat", or "PHat" LOL

I don't know why it's funny...

[I_B_Long]

we are getting off subject (kind of)
we must talk DIRTIER! i think im gonna have to watch me some LPTV and get myself all excited again.....

[MissNatalie1984]

ooooh LPTV. you can see Chaz's naked ass when he got bitten by a bug :D

[I_B_Long]

well, half of it. VERY nice ass tho, aint it?

[MissNatalie1984]

lol yup he's got quite a cute half of a bum. :D

[I_B_Long]

so, since you asked me this on the Mike thread, what do you think Chester candy would taste like?

other than the things we discussed on msn earlier...LOL

[MissNatalie1984]

bwahahahahahaa. but i think what we discussed on msn would taste good... or interesting at least :P

hmmmmm Chester's taste would have to be something sweet, yet a little sour at the same time.

i dunno, i totally can't think of anything at the moment - my brain is in overload and seriously, it's like hard to string a sentence together without drooling lol. :D

[I_B_Long]

why would chazzy chaz be sour? maybe he would taste like chazberries?

[MissNatalie1984]

well i was just thinking chaz is sweet, but i bet there's a devilish side to him so i was like okay, he's like part angel part devil, so he can be part sweet and part sour...

i guess he could be part sweet and part spicy!!!!

[I_B_Long]

oooh, like the chocolate they have here in germany, its like really good dark chocolate with, cherry & chili pepper, pomegranate & ceyenne and stuff like that. REALLY awesome. i got a sh*t ton of it in my fridge (it was on sale and its not cheap so i stocked up)

that would be perfect chester flavor. sweet and hot & spicy....mwahahaha...

but, the best thing to do would be to sample him as well, just to be sure. *drifts off into chester flavored fantasy...*

[illustrator_jen]

Wow that chocolate sounds interesting Bianca!

Sweet, hot and spicy Chaz... sounds really yummy...

[I_B_Long]

that chocolate is suprisingly good. not as good as Chazzy though...
i know chocolate is a half way decent substitute for sex, but not for sex on legs.....

[illustrator_jen]

Argh, I shouldn't be talking about chocolate, I'm trying to be healthy.

*Wonders if Chester-flavoured chocolate has less calories...*

[I_B_Long]

i dont even eat chocolate much anymore (i have a pizza-problem)


since Chester is perfect, Chester flavored chocolate would be calorie free. cuz he's just good like that....

[illustrator_jen]

Of all the words I could think of to describe Chester, "good" is certainly not high on the list ;) but he IS perfect, I agree with you on that score :D

My food weakness is definitely cake. Or cheese. Although I hardly ever turn chocolate down. Unless it's got bits of fruit in it... pieces of Chester are fine, though.

[I_B_Long]

im not sure if im freaked out by that...pieces of Chester in my chocolate...eeewww...LOL

who the F*CK would put bits of fruit in chocolate? thats just wrong!

now i wouldnt mind Chester covered in chocolate...........

[illustrator_jen]

Thank god, someone else who thinks the chocolate/fruit combination is disgusting.

The chocolate/Chester combination however, is much more appealing. It makes me think of like, those fondant chocolates, with strawberry, or caramel :eek: in the centre...

[MissNatalie1984]

im not sure if im freaked out by that...pieces of Chester in my chocolate...eeewww...LOL

who the F*CK would put bits of fruit in chocolate? thats just wrong!

now i wouldnt mind Chester covered in chocolate...........

finding bits of Chaz in chocolate could be like a game: "hmm i wonder what bit of Chaz i get this time?" :p

Chili Choc Chaz sounds yum!!! and the fact that it's calorie free is awesome too. You can have as much Chaz as you want then :D

but yes, definitely samples must be taken, and of course, it'd be a permanent process, what with seasonal change and ageing.


*sighs* Chester is like so perfectly perfect. he's a fangirl's dream!

[I_B_Long]

finding bits of Chaz in chocolate could be like a game: "hmm i wonder what bit of Chaz i get this time?" :p

Chili Choc Chaz sounds yum!!! and the fact that it's calorie free is awesome too. You can have as much Chaz as you want then :D

but yes, definitely samples must be taken, and of course, it'd be a permanent process, what with seasonal change and ageing.


*sighs* Chester is like so perfectly perfect. he's a fangirl's dream!

as much as i hate to say it, but he's not perfectly perfect to me. HE'S TOO SHORT! lol
but aside from that. very much perfect, yep yep...:D
(cant help but wonder what else may or may not be short):eek:

[illustrator_jen]

Is it somehow slightly wrong that I've just subscribed to this thread?

Oh he's tall enough for me Bianca I'm only a weeny 5 foot 5 :D

[I_B_Long]

not any more wrong than me creating it.....:D

its alrigth that he's a bit short for me, you really dont notice when you're lying down.....

[illustrator_jen]

not any more wrong than me creating it.....:D

its alrigth that he's a bit short for me, you really dont notice when you're lying down.....

LMFAO :D

Ok. It's like, hotter than the sun here in England today. I'm thinking ice cubes, I'm thinking Chester, I'm thinking.....

[I_B_Long]

its pretty warm here in germany too (which makes me hopeful that my basemnt might dry before it starts to mold...)

i just went for a walk with the kid and its WAY too hot. better stay in here and think about other hot things.......

(having hot flashbacks to rock am ring 03...37 degrees celcius, doing *stuff* in a tent in the middle of the day....good old times. would have been the perfect weekend if LP hadnt canceled...i know im getting off subject...lol)

[illustrator_jen]

its pretty warm here in germany too (which makes me hopeful that my basemnt might dry before it starts to mold...)

i just went for a walk with the kid and its WAY too hot. better stay in here and think about other hot things.......

(having hot flashbacks to rock am ring 03...37 degrees celcius, doing *stuff* in a tent in the middle of the day....good old times. would have been the perfect weekend if LP hadnt canceled...i know im getting off subject...lol)

Yeah most threads on here are off topic anyway! Oooh much too hot out there for a little'un :) Shame LP cancelled on you, have you seen them live?

[I_B_Long]

yeah last month in mannheim. it was awesome. i had a pretty good view and all. but my friends were annoying...lol

[illustrator_jen]

Cool. I saw them in Milton Keynes a month ago, with two awesome (and equally crazy) friends. Although when I saw them in Manchester in January I did get some very strange looks off the people around me, given that I spent the entire evening screaming my lungs out.


This thread is sooooo off topic.

[I_B_Long]

well, you're talking about LP, im talking about sex in a tent during a concert, so we're not THAT off topic...lol

my friends were annoying cuz the one next to me kept pushing me away (literally!), so she could talk to our other friend behind me. ANNOYING. and she kept doing it when i was trying to take pictures or videos. GGGRRR. i only have one clip that turned out ok and ALL my pics are shaky.

[illustrator_jen]

LOL at least one of us is staying on topic :D

Grr shaky photos suck. Although I have one supremely blurred photo from Milton Keynes of Chester jumping, which actually looks quite cool. If that makes any sense.

Also, why would you talk during a gig? Surely that's kind of a waste of money...

[I_B_Long]

i KNOW. and they did it like every 2 F*CKING minutes. i really wish my other friend would have stayed lost (she actually had a better spot than we did, even tho she came in WAY too late) that would have saved me the emberrasment of standing there like a moron, holding up a stupid balloon for 15 minutes (so she'd see us) in the break before LP started playing. on the other hand, that made for a pretty cool pic...lol

[illustrator_jen]

At gigs I always either get stuck behind a really tall person (no offence), or a couple who spend the entire night kissing (get a room) or a drunk moron. My mum says we're "prat magnets" at social events... :rolleyes:

[I_B_Long]

lol, im sorry, i was actually stuck behind a tall guy too. he was like 6'4 at least. i wish he would have at least kept his arms down because A) he rung alot of my videos by putting his arms in front of the camera B) even *I* couldnt see sh*t when he had his arms up and last but not least, C) he smelled like rotten ASS.

[illustrator_jen]

There was a girl at Milton Keynes a few rows in front of us who kept waving a fricking Club Tattoo t shirt. I don't know what she thought Chester was gonna do if he saw it, if he even could see that far back into the crowd...

[I_B_Long]

maybe she just wanted to show her support? i dunno. thats the thing tho, people were looking at me (and my balloon) like, wtf is she trying to do? get attention? when i just had a really stupid friend who thinks that "the middle" must be somewhere on the far right side so it took her forever to find us. noone ever accused THAT girl of being a genius...

[illustrator_jen]

I'm all for showing support, just not in front of MY face. I went to see LP, not the back of her t-shirt :) bet you felt like a right retard standing there with a balloon :rolleyes: it's a good idea for finding people in a large crowd though...

[I_B_Long]

my face says it all...

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff11/bialuvsstitch/random%20stuff/ballooooon.jpg

[illustrator_jen]

LMAO :D were you really near the front?

[I_B_Long]

yep. well, its hard to explain, the barrier kinda goes back in the middle (like that makes any sense...lol. imma see if i can find a pic that shows it better.

[illustrator_jen]

Like in a "T" shape... they had that in MK and Manchester too :D

[I_B_Long]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff11/bialuvsstitch/random%20stuff/concert8.jpg

here it is. i was in the second row but becuase im so tall, it really makes no difference...lol

[I_B_Long]

Like in a "T" shape... they had that in MK and Manchester too :D

um, yeah like that. lol

[illustrator_jen]

Yeah that's how it was when I saw them :)

I don't think we could be any more off topic if we tried :p

[I_B_Long]

naw, we're still talking about LP. we could be tlking about food or something...
OH SHIT! MY PIZZA!


*edit: im such an idiot, i run to the kitchen thinking i burnt my pizza...i havent even pu thte damn thing in the oven yet...lol

[bunny_bennoda2508]

where are "dirty Chester fangirls" ??? :rolleyes:

anything Dirtier ??? ;)

[I_B_Long]

im here im here!
(and i really did burn my pizza. go figure)

lets talk about the chazzy chaz!

[bunny_bennoda2508]

ummm I'm telling again what's stuking in my mind jus' after watch a clip

bedroom and bathroom in his house :rolleyes:

[I_B_Long]

i wish there was a more recent clip tho. if im gonna imagine being in his bed, it should at least be his CURRENT bed....

[bunny_bennoda2508]

his current bed

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/Chaz%20n%20Tal/75445-vi.jpg

is that ???

[I_B_Long]

that looks like a hotel room. but its ok, i prefer my own bed anyway.....:D

[bunny_bennoda2508]

u prefer your own bed without Chester or a hotel bed with dream man ??? :rolleyes:

[illustrator_jen]

If Chester's there I'll pretty much sleep anywhere. Well actually there probably wouldn't be much sleeping going on...

[I_B_Long]

i meant i prefer having chester in MY bed. though, my bed sucks cuz theres nothing to tie him to. (my old bed was so much better for handcuffs...)
may have to improvise.....

[bunny_bennoda2508]

mmm...it's so late now !!!
Here now is 2:02 am .
so tired , not sleepy but if we keep talking about bed with naked or shirtless Chester , I'll go to bed .
I miss my bed,too

[illustrator_jen]

It's only 8pm here and it's far too hot to sleep...or to do anything else for that matter :p

[I_B_Long]

its 9 pm here and im actually chilling in my bed. if Chester was here.......
i'd have to get all the stuff (plate, bottles, dvds, books ect) off the bed to make room for him...lol

or we'd just "hit the floor" im up for a good rugburn.....lol

[illustrator_jen]

LMFAO carpet burns, very kinky!

[bunny_bennoda2508]

its 9 pm here and im actually chilling in my bed. if Chester was here.......
i'd have to get all the stuff (plate, bottles, dvds, books ect) off the bed to make room for him...lol

or we'd just "hit the floor" im up for a good rugburn.....lol

sleep on the floor !!! I like it
I often do it with my cats ...or with my Mike and Chaz :rolleyes:

hey u !!! I wonder that u've had your baby , your husband . what will your husband think if he know u'r talking with us about all Chester's dirty topic like that ??? :confused:

[I_B_Long]

my husband is in iraq. i dont even wanna know the kind of sh*t he talks about wiht his friends (actually, i have a pretty good idea and thankfully, its not ME he's talking about either..)
i dont think he cares if im lusting after a rockstar (better than a tv show actor lol) i think he would prefer that over me going out and actually cheating on him. this is just for fun and seriously, if you havent had sex in over a year, this is tame....lol


and its not sleeping that i would do with him on the floor...lol

[bunny_bennoda2508]

I don't know about how is it tame . I'm jus' 15 and ... I'm a good girl :cool: I haven't thought about sex (with someone not Chaz) :D
btw I think sleep with him on the floor :rolleyes: is great

[I_B_Long]

well, if you're only 15, you may not wanna hang out in this thread. we tend to get a little crazy in here. well, actually, natalie and i keep the REALLY dirty stuff in IM's.
but still, this thread may not be the bets place for you.

[bunny_bennoda2508]

push me away :( ???

*sit in a corner and feel self-pity* :( :( :(

[I_B_Long]

im not kicking you out, im just saying i dont want us to make you uncomfortable with our "perversion"
but there's noone here right now anyway so it's not like it matters lol

[illustrator_jen]

Oooh Bianca, have we been left alone with Chester? I was here, just lurking :D

[bunny_bennoda2508]

im not kicking you out, im just saying i dont want us to make you uncomfortable with our "perversion"
but there's noone here right now anyway so it's not like it matters lol

no .I'm not uncomfortable :D I haven't said that . I'll jus' feel like that if my mom here and know what "Her good girl" is talking :SS

[I_B_Long]

LEFT ALONE WITH CHESTER??? those words are like music in my ears.......
got my thoughts right back on track.....

so, anyone else sad that he ditched the lip piercing? that was sooooo sexy!

[illustrator_jen]

Hell yes. Piercings AND tattoos, could he BE any hotter?

[bunny_bennoda2508]

u'r talking about the lip-rings or...:confused:

[I_B_Long]

yes. the lip ring. back in my younger (and single) days, i made out with guys that had lip and tounge piercings just because, well, they had those piercings. they're just so hot... (i never managed to take any of the pierced guys home, as they tended to have a low alcohol tolerance...lol)

[bunny_bennoda2508]

yah, I have a lip-rings. but I think ring on tongue is horrible :-S

what a pity!!! It's now 4:03 am and I really have to go to bed :(
actually I miss "my own bed with my Chester" :D :D

gud nite!!! bye "dirty fangirls" :p

[illustrator_jen]

I love piercings on other people *namely hot men*. I'd never get one myself though. Not even my ears...

[I_B_Long]

i got 3 in each ear and my belly button (which will never see the light of day again...)
i would proly get more, but my hubby doesnt care much for them and he cant get one cuz hes in the army.

so back to dreaming about the Chaz......
you think he ditched the piercing for good?

oh and good night bunny (dont know your real name)

[illustrator_jen]

I think so. In some close up photos you can see the scar where it's healed.

[bunny_bennoda2508]

my real name is Linh. I don't think u can call that easier than call Bunny :p

"3 in each ear" :cool: w00t !!! I wish my mom will let me do that :rolleyes:

mmm ok I forgot .
bye !!! :p

[I_B_Long]

that makes me very sad. i loved that piercing. but then i guess i already lust after Chester enough as it is. if he started wearing that piercing again i may be forced to start stalking him. meh. stalking jokes have become so much less fun since,well, you know....

alright im off to bed too now. where has natalie been all day? i cant get my post count up fast enough when she's not around...:(

[MissNatalie1984]

omg okay i'm here!!! gotta remember what i want to say after catching up on all the posts i've missed!!

Bianca, you look soooo cute with that balloon!!!!! lol.

Jen, yay so glad you joind the dirty thread!!!!

RE: the lip ring - i'm so fucking bummed that he took it out. someone on the boards told me he took it out because his ex-wife didn't like it... he shoul put it back in. could you imagine what it'd be like if he was wearing it and... ;)

and, finally, as we speak, i'm in the process of organising a trip to st. louis, missouri so i can go to PROJEKT REV!!!!

WATCH OUT CHAZZY I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I_B_Long]

omg okay i'm here!!! gotta remember what i want to say after catching up on all the posts i've missed!!

Bianca, you look soooo cute with that balloon!!!!! lol.

Jen, yay so glad you joind the dirty thread!!!!

RE: the lip ring - i'm so fucking bummed that he took it out. someone on the boards told me he took it out because his ex-wife didn't like it... he shoul put it back in. could you imagine what it'd be like if he was wearing it and... ;)

and, finally, as we speak, i'm in the process of organising a trip to st. louis, missouri so i can go to PROJEKT REV!!!!

WATCH OUT CHAZZY I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i HATE YOU!!! i wanna go tooooooo! i wish i could just hop on a plane and fly over there...i may have done just that, but im worried that they might not let me into the US becuase i stayed *a little* longer than my visa permitted last time i was there and didnt get it renewed (its hard to do when your sponsor is in iraq and you dont even have a f*cking phone, not to mention a car/drivers license)
but when my hubby comes back from iraq the first thing we are gonna do is get me my greencard. and next time he deploys (probably march 2010) i will go visit some friends in the US....mwahahaha.
getting off topic now...lol
i wanna go to project rev tooooooooo and try for a M&G pass and tell Chester to put the piercing back in and give Mike some homemade cookies!!!:( :D

[MissNatalie1984]

i HATE YOU!!! i wanna go tooooooo! i wish i could just hop on a plane and fly over there...i may have done just that, but im worried that they might not let me into the US becuase i stayed *a little* longer than my visa permitted last time i was there and didnt get it renewed (its hard to do when your sponsor is in iraq and you dont even have a f*cking phone, not to mention a car/drivers license)
but when my hubby comes back from iraq the first thing we are gonna do is get me my greencard. and next time he deploys (probably march 2010) i will go visit some friends in the US....mwahahaha.
getting off topic now...lol
i wanna go to project rev tooooooooo and try for a M&G pass and tell Chester to put the piercing back in and give Mike some homemade cookies!!!:( :D


gahhhhh i want you to come to Projekt Rev with me!!!! sneak into the country, i'll help you with my fantastic ninja skills!!!!

i'm gonna try for a M&G pass... but then, with the new M&G structure who knows who will be there. don't get me wrong, i like all members of LP, but if i went to a M&G, i'd want Bennoda to be there!

you know what i hate about it being "that time of the month" - i always get super horny AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!

hey have i ever shown you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAg1UyzAEqs

lol...

[illustrator_jen]

Enjoy PR Natalie :) They'd never put Mike and Chester in a M&G together, that'd be like winning the lottery...

[I_B_Long]

you know, im the exact same way.i should be starting mine in the next few days too (thank rob for laptops) ok, picture this, you havent been laid for a YEAR. your hubby is home for 2 weeks and half way through those 2 weeks, *IT* happens.... boy was i hating my life....lol

omg, the video is so cute! those 2 are just so awesome together. i hope bennoda never "breaks up"

[MissNatalie1984]

you know, im the exact same way.i should be starting mine in the next few days too (thank rob for laptops) ok, picture this, you havent been laid for a YEAR. your hubby is home for 2 weeks and half way through those 2 weeks, *IT* happens.... boy was i hating my life....lol

omg, the video is so cute! those 2 are just so awesome together. i hope bennoda never "breaks up"

noooo that's like the worst scenario EVER!!!!!! gah, i got a call from one of my "friends with benefits" ;) who wanted to "catch up" and i was like bloody f*cking hell i CAN'T!!!!!!

its like god/rob's cruel joke, i tell ya.

Enjoy PR Natalie :) They'd never put Mike and Chester in a M&G together, that'd be like winning the lottery...

thanks jen!!!! i know, i've come to the realisation that my chances of lottery winning are slim to none, thus a Bennoda M&G is off the charts unlikely to occur :(

i'm just going to have to use my womanly charm and maybe my brains to figure out another way to stalk... er, i mean see Chazzy up close and personally ;)

[I_B_Long]

go shirtless. that'll draw some attention....LMAO.

[MissNatalie1984]

go shirtless. that'll draw some attention....LMAO.


hahahah i'll only go shirtless if Mike goes shirtless. i think that's a fair deal :D

no point in saying i'll only go shirtless if Chazzy goes shirtless coz that guy's always got his top off (not that i'm complaining or anything :D:D)

[I_B_Long]

you know, at the show i went too he actually kept his shirt on till the very end. it was almost like he forgot and at the end was like, oh shit, im still wearing my shirt. no wonder im sweating... if i remember correctly he took it off AFTER the last song. very sad....

(i was vewy vewy happy to see shirtless Chazzy, even if it was just for a minute)

[illustrator_jen]

LMAO at Manchester he took his shirt off mid-way through. My mum gave me a sideways glance. I had to do the whole "innocent" look to her... but the thoughts in my head were FAR from innocent...

[MissNatalie1984]

LMAO at Manchester he took his shirt off mid-way through. My mum gave me a sideways glance. I had to do the whole "innocent" look to her... but the thoughts in my head were FAR from innocent...


hahahaa if that was my mum, she'd be nudging me going "look look he's taken his top off!!!!" nothing i do or say shock's my mum anymore so i think she's just learned to roll with it :D:D

Bianca - it sucks you only got to see a minute's worth of Naked Chazzy... but then, i guess a minute is better than nothing, right?

[MissNatalie1984]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/missdoomngloom/Linkin%20Park/chazzy.jpg

jen, i stole ya pic so i could post it here, just so us dirty fan girls could talk about how we wanted to push him up against the wall, grinding into him and removing his clothes with our teeth...

carry on!

[I_B_Long]

LMAO. smart move Natalie.
that pic is really hawt.
*keeping my dirty thoughts to myself now because i have to go eat, will return with all my perversion soon!*

[MissNatalie1984]

waaaahh, hurry back!!!!!

i cacn't completely be my sick an twisted self while you're not around...

i guess i can amuse myself with Chazzy for a while...

*pounces*

[I_B_Long]

meh. the babay woke up (at a time that is normally his bedtime)
so i still havent eaten. might have to call the delivery guy...lol
damn it...... putting him back to bed as soon as i can....
dont wear chester out too much. leave some for when i come back.

[MissNatalie1984]

lol there's plenty of Chester to go between you and me. :D

hug Lee for me :D:D

~*EDIT*~

2 POSTS AWAY BIANCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[nezumi]

*piercing-Zoomy rushes in to talk about that and nothing else :p thinks she has fucked up her sopisticated-ness mostly already anyways*


RE: the lip ring - i'm so fucking bummed that he took it out. someone on the boards told me he took it out because his ex-wife didn't like it... he shoul put it back in. could you imagine what it'd be like if he was wearing it and... ;)

If it's out for so long now, it probably won't go in anymore, and he would need to have it pierced anew; anything with mucosa heals pretty fast.

I've just discovered microdermals - boy, they are sexy! My piercer has some on the neck - hothothot!!! I've only just got one so far, but there's definitely more to come during the next weeks :D

[MissNatalie1984]

yeah yours looks awesome!!!!!! :D

chaz definitely needs to re-pierce the lip ;)

[I_B_Long]

yes he does. i hereby dedicate my 1001st post to him and that sexy piercing!

[MissNatalie1984]

woohoo yay for your 1001 post and to Chaz's sexy lip ring and all round hotness!

:D

[illustrator_jen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/missdoomngloom/Linkin%20Park/chazzy.jpg

jen, i stole ya pic so i could post it here, just so us dirty fan girls could talk about how we wanted to push him up against the wall, grinding into him and removing his clothes with our teeth...

carry on!

No problem, it's not my pic anyway! I kinda wish it was though... although if he was looking at me like that, reaching for my camera would be the last thing on my mind...

EDIT: Congrats Bianca :D

[MissNatalie1984]

hahahah hells yeah!!!! i'd be more pre-occupied with how quickly i could get all his clothes off and get down to business... right there... against the wall :D:D

[illustrator_jen]

Hell yes. Although there's something about him staying dressed that really wouldn't bother me either...

[MissNatalie1984]

yeah i hear ya. Chester's a fashion whore and anything he wears looks super sexy!

[I_B_Long]

i think what she really means is, "no time to take the clothes off you sexy beast, just f*ck me right now"...lol

[illustrator_jen]

i think what she really means is, "no time to take the clothes off you sexy beast, just f*ck me right now"...lol

That's pretty much what I was getting at, Bianca *likes it rough* :eek:

[mistressOFmadness]

*pops up*
I like it chazzyliscious
*disappears* xD

[I_B_Long]

i heart this thread.

*likes it rough too* :D

[MissNatalie1984]

i think what she really means is, "no time to take the clothes off you sexy beast, just f*ck me right now"...lol

ahhhh point taken and approved! :D

but a nakey Chaz... i mean who could resist :D

[I_B_Long]

ah yes, i feel much safer here. looking at pics of chaz i a good way of getting back "in the mood" :D

[MissNatalie1984]

chaz is sex on legs. who wouldn't get in the mood just by looking at him :D

[I_B_Long]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/chester203/Chester/28649451331.jpg

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/chester203/Chester/2366401.jpg

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/chester203/Chester/10799758lexus2007109200625614AM1.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj200/MaryChaz/Chester%20Bennington/chester4.jpg

[mistressOFmadness]

aaahhhhh *sighs*
seeing this pics of chaz is like standing in a warm summer rain... :3

[I_B_Long]

where h f*ck did natalie go now????
NATALIEEEEE????


*sigh* chester is soo hot (i feel like im repeating myself) he could do whatever he wanted with me.....*sigh again*


im bored.

[illustrator_jen]

Hey Bianca. We can be bored together :p

[MissNatalie1984]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/chester203/Chester/2366401.jpg



i'm here and holy shitfuck this pic is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i was writing a reply in another thread and then i went to post and my stupid server told me i had to sign in again so i had to re-type everything! grrr.

hi jen *waves*

[illustrator_jen]

Hi Natalie. You're right about that pic. What is it that makes it so frickin.....can't think of a word lol :D

[I_B_Long]

yeah i saw your long reply. i wrote one right before you did (that sounded pretty similar...shocker...lol) i hate it when i get signed out, but i can usually C&P what i wrote.

hey jen!!
how about we all try to do something about our boredom?

[I_B_Long]

thats why i tried to pick out pics that werent as popular. some of those "odd" ones are really hot!

[nezumi]

*lol* first I thought holy bugger what's that on his head? until i realized it was his shades :p

btw anyone know his shoe size? men with big feet are said to be - not, not the ones who can afford to drive small cars :D but those who do their job best!

[illustrator_jen]

Aaaah you know what they say about guys with big feet... and he's quite tall so I reckon his feet are in "proportion" with that haha...

[I_B_Long]

quite tall? he's only 5'10. thats short! (to me)
and that big-feet theory isnt right, if it was, i wouldnt have married my small footed husband...muahahaha.....:D

[MissNatalie1984]

Hi Natalie. You're right about that pic. What is it that makes it so frickin.....can't think of a word lol :D


you know what i think it is? it's the contrast of his really bright tattoos and the concentration on his face that makes this pic one hot tamale!!! :D

i like pics when they're in the middle of doing something. so much more real than just standing and posing.

zoom, i thought there was like a coin on chester's head until i realised it was part of his sunglasses :D

that's officially my new fav pic :D

[I_B_Long]

i think the fatc that his arms look purdy big in the pic is adding to its hotness...

[illustrator_jen]

quite tall? he's only 5'10. thats short! (to me)
and that big-feet theory isnt right, if it was, i wouldnt have married my small footed husband...muahahaha.....:D

Surely he's taller than 5 foot 10?! Well it's all good if he's not LOL :D

Natalie LMAO "coin on his head" :D

[MissNatalie1984]

Natalie LMAO "coin on his head" :D


lol it's lucky i even noticed it - normally if i'm concentrating on Chester, idon't really see much else ;)

I_B_Long
i think the fact that his arms look purdy big in the pic is adding to its hotness...

hells yeah! he actually looks like he's gota bit of meant on his bones :D Chazzy's so thin i'd be scared i could snap him in half, but in that pic he looks really really good - meat-wise :D lmao.

[illustrator_jen]

See this is the thing that I think makes him so unique. He looks so skinny and pale and vulernable, but look at those dark eyes and you can plainly see something intense burning behind 'em...

[MissNatalie1984]

See this is the thing that I think makes him so unique. He looks so skinny and pale and vulernable, but look at those dark eyes and you can plainly see something intense burning behind 'em...

holy shit yeah!!! but then, i guess the guy has been through a lot, so it's no wonder when you stare into those chocolate browns of his you see there's more to Chazzy than meets the eye...

[bunny_bennoda2508]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/cb9b.jpg


damn sexy body with CK :cool: :cool:
he had been fatter than now. :rolleyes:

[ms_shock]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/cb9b.jpg
damn sexy body with CK :cool: :cool:
he had been fatter than now. :rolleyes:

When saw this pic i was like "Is he going to unbutton his trousers??? O_O" xD

[I_B_Long]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/cb9b.jpg


hhhmmm....you just made my morning..... this is proly one of the sexiest pics of him ever. and the tiny little bit of fat is HOT. (lol, ....fat, its more like skin....)
and theres the piecring......PERFECT......:D

[illustrator_jen]

Morning! I have decided that this thread is just not dirty enough...

*throws stuff on floor, chucks stuff off shelves*

There. Also...

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/jlo1983/vecel36-vi.jpg

Have cropped the "other" person out of the photo. He can't be distracted now... Enjoy...

[MissNatalie1984]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z59/BunnyB3nn0da/cb9b.jpg


damn sexy body with CK :cool:
he had been fatter than now. :rolleyes:

holy shitfuck!!!!!! *jaw drops*

Chazzy = the hotness. gah, i love him so much!

it looks like he's on the prowl for something... or someone :D

love this pic so much.

[I_B_Long]

maybe i'll have better luck finding someone to talkto here...

hellooooo? dirty Chester fangirls, where aaaaaare you?


fine, i'll go read the news then....

[Isandula]

Just wandering in here for the first time actually, you bunch naughty minded people :D
Imagine Chaz reading this, hes gonna be scared about strangers trying to take his cloths off! lol :D
His fault for been so damn hot thought, tsk tsk :cool:

[diff]

I've been browsing Front Lines for a few days just to find a thread that's really for me. And because I'm spending my most boring summer holiday ever (even though I saw LP live), I guess I HAVE to join YOU to make my life a little more interesting. Interesting's not the right word but, nevermind.

(I can't even see the eclipse of the sun for those stupid clouds are obscuring the sun!)

[I_B_Long]

wow, you just made me feel special :/

[I_B_Long]

Just wandering in here for the first time actually, you bunch naughty minded people :D
Imagine Chaz reading this, hes gonna be scared about strangers trying to take his cloths off! lol :D
His fault for been so damn hot thought, tsk tsk :cool:

i doubt he reads this and even in the unlikely scenario that he does, im sure he's used to the fangirl talk. we're not the first ones to talk abbout him this way and we sure wont be the last. come on, he's Chester aka sex on legs. no one can deny it!:D

[illustrator_jen]

Chester doesn't know the first thing about computers, we all know that. I bet Mike's a bit scared though. Meh, his fault for lurking all the time!

[I_B_Long]

LOL, if *I* can figure out how to use the internetz, im sure Chester can figure it out too. plus he has Mike (who knows everything about the internetz...) to help him out. i dont think theres much lurking going on right now though, they're proly too busy with their tour and stuff. so i think we're safe for now. of course i wouldnt mind being proven wrong either :D

[MissNatalie1984]

maybe mike reads this to chester because chaz doesn't know how to use the internetz... but then, he must kinda know how to use it, if he knew some chick was intercepting his emails and all that.

he can't be that technologically incapacitated!!!!

gah, Chaz is so hot :D:D

[I_B_Long]

i just pictured Mike reading THIS THREAD or the other dirties, out loud, to Chester or the rest of the band and i almost peed my pants.

i would love to have a video of mike reading our "what would chester candy taste like" conversation.........

but then i think the mike thread is actually much dirtier, isnt it? we need equal dirtyness for ALL the threads......

[mistressOFmadness]

mmh, just watched the video from the mtv asia awards... when chaz kick the camera...damn hes got a nice butt :3

[diff]

mmh, just watched the video from the mtv asia awards... when chaz kick the camera...damn hes got a nice butt :3

Apparently something's wrong with me, didn't even glance at his butt! *goes back to the vid* ....or then I'm just not dirrty fangirl enough. :(

edit: gosssshh!

[mistressOFmadness]

hahaha, i watched that scene over and over again xD *purrr* i love guys with nice butts... :3

[bunny_bennoda2508]

mmh, just watched the video from the mtv asia awards... when chaz kick the camera...damn hes got a nice butt :3

yah and the massaging cheek !!! so sweet !!! how can they think about massage cheek
LOL :D

[mistressOFmadness]

yah and the massaging cheek !!! so sweet !!! how can they think about massage cheek
LOL :D

hehehe, when i saw that i didnt think about the cheeks in his FACE you know... *harhar* :D

[I_B_Long]

i have the clip paused on a nice shot of his other cheeks....
i wouldnt mind massaging those....
i think i need to go watch the making of MTM where he runs around in his undies. thats sooooooo sexy....

[mistressOFmadness]

hahaha :3 yeah.... *flies away on a pink cloud* chazzy, oh chazzy... *sings* hes got the nicest cheeks in the world... oh and a nice face too :P

[I_B_Long]

oh gawwdd i just saw something that made me love chester even more. after seeing him with the book "according to the rolling stones" which is one of the few things i have ever pre-ordered in my life (aside from halo 2 and fable 2) i just saw a clip where he says that he loves anne rice and he has read the entire vampire chronicles. i LOVE THOSE books. i named my old kittens after those books (except pancake, that had nothing to do with the books) they are so full of SEX, well, i guess sensuality would be a better word (wait, IS that even a word...?)
and to picture chester reading them, for me is a very dirty fantasy in itself.
i think i have just openly admitted to being really really weird, but i can live with that (after all, i have lived with it for over 22 years now)

oh, in case anyone wants to see the interview, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxT3kNyqAWw&feature=related

[mistressOFmadness]

hahaha xD that reminds me of our vampire conversation... *muharharharh* :D i saw interview with a vampire on tv a week ago and was quite disappointed with it...the book was better tough she´s got quite an debauched writing style ^^

[I_B_Long]

interview with a vampire, as much as i loved it the first 8 times i read it, was proly the worst of the series. its GREAT, but the other ones are even better. my favs are the vampire lestat+queen of the damned, pandora and blood and gold. the tale of the body thief was just kinda lame and memnoch the devil was quite interesting, but totally didnt fit the series AT ALL.
and here i am talking about BOOKS in a thread thats supposed to be about SEX and CHESTER (which is almost the same thing anyway) i really really loves those books. and now im tempted to pack one or two of them for when im at my dads.
(i wish my husband was interested in these books, but he cant even manage to get through the first 2 chapters of "interview..." sometimes i wonder how the hell we ended up together, we are SO different-which isnt always a bad thing.)

[mistressOFmadness]

hmm, i borrow one of the books now and then from the library but i didnt have much time to read lately.. but that changed, thank god ^^ i liked the one in venezia the most... forgot the name tough ^^°
hrrm... chaz as a vampire... mmmhhh

[I_B_Long]

i think thats blood and gold you're talking about, its the story of Marius and amadeo (armand) right?

[MissNatalie1984]

i have the clip paused on a nice shot of his other cheeks....
i wouldnt mind massaging those....
i think i need to go watch the making of MTM where he runs around in his undies. thats sooooooo sexy....


hahahah i like when rob asks him why he didn't just take them off, and chaz is like, it might make people uncomfortable...

i'm sitting there going, NOOOOOOO, take them off!!!!! NO ONE WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE... except maybe mike :D

[bunny_bennoda2508]

right !!! :D
jus' feel UNCOMFORTABLE when he wear like this,smile (w00t :cool:), walk around and at last didn't take off anything more

[I_B_Long]

wouldnt have made ME uncomfortable. to be totally honest tho, i think an almost naked guy is soooo much sexier than one thats completely naked. and no, its not becuase of the whole "leave some for the imagination" deal, but simply becuase, a mans junk aint that purdy to look at.
and in this instance even LP isnt excluded.
i would much rather look at a naked woman than a naked guy.
but an ALMOST naked Chester (or, *wishful thinking*...Mike....) thats sooo HOT.
in short, leave the undies on... unless of course, im right there with you, then the might get in the way.....

[bunny_bennoda2508]

wouldnt have made ME uncomfortable. to be totally honest tho, i think an almost naked guy is soooo much sexier than one thats completely naked. and no, its not becuase of the whole "leave some for the imagination" deal, but simply becuase, a mans junk aint that purdy to look at.
and in this instance even LP isnt excluded.
i would much rather look at a naked woman than a naked guy.
but an ALMOST naked Chester (or, *wishful thinking*...Mike....) thats sooo HOT.
in short, leave the undies on... unless of course, im right there with you, then the might get in the way.....
your name is Bianca right ??? :confused:

[mistressOFmadness]

wouldnt have made ME uncomfortable. to be totally honest tho, i think an almost naked guy is soooo much sexier than one thats completely naked. and no, its not becuase of the whole "leave some for the imagination" deal, but simply becuase, a mans junk aint that purdy to look at.
and in this instance even LP isnt excluded.
i would much rather look at a naked woman than a naked guy.
but an ALMOST naked Chester (or, *wishful thinking*...Mike....) thats sooo HOT.
in short, leave the undies on... unless of course, im right there with you, then the might get in the way.....

i totally agree with you :) *huahaha*

hmmmmmmmm, listened to their cover of wish today... chaz moaning is sooo damn sexy... x3

[MissNatalie1984]

wouldnt have made ME uncomfortable. to be totally honest tho, i think an almost naked guy is soooo much sexier than one thats completely naked. and no, its not becuase of the whole "leave some for the imagination" deal, but simply becuase, a mans junk aint that purdy to look at.
and in this instance even LP isnt excluded.
i would much rather look at a naked woman than a naked guy.
but an ALMOST naked Chester (or, *wishful thinking*...Mike....) thats sooo HOT.
in short, leave the undies on... unless of course, im right there with you, then the might get in the way.....


i agree. wangs are totally disgusting to look at... but you know, they do have good purpose (well, when used right :rolleyes: ).

*ahem* anyhoo! an almost naked chester is extremely hot ;) he can walk by me in an almost naked fashion anytime he wants :p

[mistressOFmadness]

*goes and buys a lasso* for the next LP show...just in case :D

[MissNatalie1984]

*goes and buys a lasso* for the next LP show...just in case :D

gahahahahaha i like your style!!!!
where's Bianca hiding lately? i'm so lonely without my perverted partner in crime! :D

[mistressOFmadness]

gahahahahaha i like your style!!!!
where's Bianca hiding lately? i'm so lonely without my perverted partner in crime! :D

style? i just dont hide my dirty-ness :D *mwhahahaha*

[KerovinBlack]

oh cool you made this one as well :D

you know in a few years we gonna be like do you remember the DIRTY threads :D haha

[mistressOFmadness]

do you seriously think the dirty threads will ever die? *lol* well, I hope the wont... *mharhharharhar*

[KerovinBlack]

yeah i know what you mean.
But you never know what may happend

[mistressOFmadness]

aww, i hope not... but im still young :D and i dont think the others will stop soon.. *harharhar* the dirty thread will only stop when the guys stop being sexy-and face it, thats pretty unlikely to happen :P

[KerovinBlack]

yeah that is true
*feels proud to be the founder of the Dirtyness* :p

[mistressOFmadness]

ahahahaha, and we´re darn grateful for that xD

[KerovinBlack]

though i should hide
or they gonna hount me down

*is running away really fast*

[mistressOFmadness]

to me it sounds like your developing a slight paranoia...who are ´they´? xD
*mwhahaaha*

[KerovinBlack]

*stops running......turns around.......hits head*

errmm i dont know lol
:D
*sits on the chair......enjoys the fame* :D

[mistressOFmadness]

*blows up the chair* paranoia isnt always bad you know *muahrharharh*

aww, have to leave now :(

[KerovinBlack]

:eek:
wTf O.O

ok see ya later :)

[I_B_Long]

im here im here!! im at my dads, got here safely, didnt get much sleep last night cuz moron-ass-me forgot to pack the babies BED (packnplay) so i had to share my bed with him, which was NOT fun (unless you like feet in your face and no sleep) i got a bed from my dads neighbor, her son (that i grew up with, we are the same age) apperantly became a dad when he was 17 or 18, so they happened to have an old baby bed in the house.lucky me. ad after i finally figured out the password for my das computer (he only knew it vaguely) all i had to do was figure out how to get online (which was much harder thban it should have been)
and now im back. for a little bit until Lee wakes up from his nap. and i hate this keyboard.

now back to the matter at had...
without me and Natalie, this thread would have stayed buried, so you must share the credit for it kerovin black!! (sorry i forgot your name, natalies is so much easier to remember...lol)
and whoever asked, yes my name is Bianca.

[nezumi]

Helloooooo girls...

... got a present for ya *rolls in yummy Chester* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=993m0yRR0bg)

but remember, there's only one! so RUN to get your piece of cheese... ah, cake :D RUNRUNRUN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfbS51d5IU4&feature=related) gotta be fast to get him first!

(yep, I've covered all relevant subjects: there's Chester, there's dirt :p)

[mistressOFmadness]

...*loooooooooooool* *laughs her ass of* xDD thats sooo off topic, but i love you for it :D

[MissNatalie1984]

lol can always count on you zoomy 4 a laugh ;)

[mistressOFmadness]

lptv 15, 4:27 girls...if you havent already seen it *hrhr*

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=QbTa7QvEfcs

[I_B_Long]

lptv 15, 4:27 girls...if you havent already seen it *hrhr*

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=QbTa7QvEfcs

that just made my day soooo much better. thanks. hester such a cutie pie.:D

[I_B_Long]

OMG i just noticed, the shirt he is wearing in that scene (yes, it took me a while to notice the shirt as i was staring at something else...) its the same shirt he wore at the show in mannheim! i LOVE that shirt! i want one just like it (for girls)

[AliceXD]

its so wrong that i just realized he moans in wish...
omg
yes im a lurker... oh... i have some pics u guys might like =]]
XD

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/omgchaz.jpg
i love his hair like this... and chaz looks so good in red... =]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/XPchesterrrrr.jpg
hee hee hee =]]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/nicetatchester.jpg
im a sucker for nice backs.... -stares at pic-


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/chester.jpg
heh dripping in sweat chester.... mmm....


AliceXD

[bunny_bennoda2508]

:D :D :D
w00t!!!
CK !!! O_0

[MissNatalie1984]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/XPchesterrrrr.jpg
hee hee hee =]]


mmmmm... he's looking at Rob as if to say, "you wanna tap this!?" :D

can we please address our attention to the crotch area!!!! seriously, just stare at it...



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/chester.jpg
heh dripping in sweat chester.... mmm....


AliceXD

wow if thost pants hung any lower... :eek: mmmmmmm

[AliceXD]

lmfao the pic of chaz in his boxers i can stare at for hours... =]]]]]]ive done it before

and yess if his pants were anny lower theyd prolly be off...

it makes me think if i ever meet chaz with his pants like that i might just have to walk up to him and tug them down a bit XD

Alice

[MissNatalie1984]

lol i've come to the conclusion that the pic of chester in his boxers leaves very little to the imagination... and that's probably a good thing, because when i start looking at it i find i'm not able to think at all :D

[AliceXD]

lol yup... doesnt leave anything to the imagination....

mmm... now you got me thinking.. damn i was doin good tonight...
now im just so deep in the gutter theres no saving me

Alice

[MissNatalie1984]

let's just take a moment to look at it... i mean really look at it...

either chester's uh... "chesticles" are the size of tennis balls, or his you know what is fairly long...

hey, who said that!!! :D

[AliceXD]

i think its... fairly long...

and if its... soft...

i wonder
hard...

XDDDDD
Alice

[MissNatalie1984]

holy shitfuck!!!!!

chester must be ENORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

[AliceXD]

XD damn i wouldnt mind... having his long hard................

-covers my mouth-
damn deprivation!

Alice


omfg im in your sig! O.O
EEEEEEE!!!!
IM SO HAPPY =]

[MissNatalie1984]

teehee yeah you made it into my sig :D

i find that sometimes if they're wayyyy too big, it tends to hurt a lot... especially if they like it rough...

and we've pretty much decided chester's huge and likes it rough...

so someone's gonna get hurt :D:D

[AliceXD]

XD its all good

he might be rough buuuuttttt

i like agressive rough sex so...
:D

Alice
thank you for putting a shoutout to me... i think i might need to add stuff to my sig

[MissNatalie1984]

yeah i actually prefer it rough too. sex is boring otherwise lol :D

[AliceXD]

lol i also like the thrill of knowing you could get caught...

allthough i like being loud..
so its like a major contradiction!
and i hate it lol

Alice

[MissNatalie1984]

lol i think everyone kind of feels the same thrill when they know they might get caught.

i like rough and sometimes kinky... i like being bitten :D

omg, the last guy i was with, the sex was so intense, he left me with bruises that didn't fade for 2 weeks!!!! ;):D

[AliceXD]

getting bit is a biiig turn on for me...
and i like biting...
XD allthough...
the guy i was last with..
he liked being bitten..
till when we were having sex and i was gonna get loud and i bit his shoulder.. but i have a knack for getting the bone... or right inbetween a joint..
so needless to say he was in pain... i felt bad...
lol

along with having my arms held down..
mm thats fun =]

>.<
sometimes i forget many people can read these things lol
alice
oh well

[MissNatalie1984]

lol it's in a dirty thread so people shouldn't expect any less than us talking dirty.

i like being pinned down too ;)

i dunno, i just don't get how people can have sex, like, just put it in, do it and that's it, and think that it's a turn on... it's so boring that way!!!!!!!!!

[AliceXD]

yeah... i believe that you gotta spice things up...

i also like being held against a wall...
but since im so short (im only 5'1) i get picked up and shoved against a wall...
its uber fun =]

Alice

[MissNatalie1984]

hahahahahahaha nice :D

i think it's time for more chester pics

*runs off to find some*

[ms_shock]

LOL ppl did u see LPTV episodr 15.... Chester in red pants...

[AliceXD]

i post some tooo!!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/grinchester.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/heyyychester.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/chaz.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/chazzy.jpg
chaz should wear red more offfttteeennn

its his color lol
Alice

[ms_shock]

LOL ppl did u see LPTV episodr 15.... Chester in red pants...

http://s49.radikal.ru/i124/0808/6f/157758620824.jpg
http://s60.radikal.ru/i169/0808/6d/cd5183282291.jpg
http://s58.radikal.ru/i159/0808/84/970e2da87ea3.jpg

[AliceXD]

heres a better pic of it

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85/misery_is_gold/heeheechester.jpg


its more focused =]

Alice

[MissNatalie1984]

hi hi hi hi.

sorry i've been downloading pics right, and then i get this messaage in my inbox... about someone being online.

so i freak out. then i laugh... then i worry, because these dirty threads are going fucking insane right :D:D

chester = yum in red...

*runs off to cause some havoc*