Stuff that makes you giggle

[Blood_Pearl]

I Like Chinese - Monty Python

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
Intro: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They
only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.
Verse: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
Verse: I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they've done to impress,
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.
Chorus: So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
yin and yang-ese.
Verse: I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
Chorus: So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
Verse: (in Chinese)
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
Fade: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese...


_____________
post whatever you discovered online that made you laugh today (ok, so i found this on itunes first...but it's funny)

[Isandula]

Lots of things are funny but just recently saw a video clip on YouTube about the creepiest children shows and it was about the wiggles in the early years when they were puppets.

The whole maniac googly eyes, high voices, big fixed grins and strange finger pointing dancing is enough to make an adult laugh to death and scar the shit out of young children. They truly were a scary bunch in the early years. The red head one looks the worse though.

In fact they looked like they were way high on drugs and the yellow one must have been sucking on helium. Probably they looked more like psychopaths to be exact. No exactly child friendly.

Had me in stitches though, havent laugh so hard like this for a while. To be exact no sure how i came across it, was looking up funny accidents and somehow I stumbled across it. Totally wasnt looking for it but jeez it gave a good laugh.

[Blood_Pearl]

provide the link...

[Isandula]

Righty then here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A&feature=related

[I_B_Long]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html


that almsot made me piss my pants. so f*cking funny! (i read it last week and i still remember it, that says alot...lol)

[I_B_Long]

Righty then here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A&feature=related

that was scary. im scarred for life.

i just read somewhere that Mike was voted out of LP by popular demand....(like last year) that made me laugh.
why didnt anyone tell us fans about this....?

[Blood_Pearl]

by popular demand?

btw that's a topic for the lp forum...

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ

Makes me laugh everytime.
Those guys are so funny. :'[

[I_B_Long]

by popular demand?

btw that's a topic for the lp forum...

its not really a topic. i just read it somewhere and thought it was funny. it was just a headline, the rest had already been deleted. so theres really nothing to talk about.

not like LP is a stupid TV show where you can "vote people off"
rediculous.

[Blood_Pearl]

for anyone that was here in 2004, Nina Meyers is getting referred to in a Barracks thread. includes archived stuff. :p

[MissNatalie1984]

Lance Krall makes me giggle. he's so funny (and so cute!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQatZM8ZOfU
Lance portrays a Vietnamese restauranteur who pitches a commercial to a local director.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbopckQbp1Y
Lance can't keep a straight face when he calls a voice-over demo agency and resorts to blaming an imaginary dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts86gCo7Q2k&feature=related
Lance Krall calls a restuarant as Christopher Walken.

i love anyone who can do a walken impression!!!!

Lance Krall is awesome!

[crystalrussianla]

when people tickle my kitty .........lmfao im so jokeing

[I_B_Long]

Lance Krall makes me giggle. he's so funny (and so cute!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQatZM8ZOfU
Lance portrays a Vietnamese restauranteur who pitches a commercial to a local director.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbopckQbp1Y
Lance can't keep a straight face when he calls a voice-over demo agency and resorts to blaming an imaginary dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts86gCo7Q2k&feature=related
Lance Krall calls a restuarant as Christopher Walken.

i love anyone who can do a walken impression!!!!

Lance Krall is awesome!

that christopher walken impression was MEAN. but funny.

[Mr_Sixty]

when people tickle my kitty .........lmfao im so jokeing

Do you know Blaire's screen name? What's it called?

[I_B_Long]

speaking of kitties, if my cat missplaces her kitten one more time and then stands outside my window all night meowing, i will strangle her. (how the hell was i supposed to know that she moved it AGAIN, and put it in my LAUNDRY this time!?) stupid cat.

end of vent.

[Blood_Pearl]

your cat has issues with losing stuff. she needs to write postits to remind herself she moved it.

[crystalrussianla]

speaking of kitties, if my cat missplaces her kitten one more time and then stands outside my window all night meowing, i will strangle her. (how the hell was i supposed to know that she moved it AGAIN, and put it in my LAUNDRY this time!?) stupid cat.

end of vent.

how can she lose her kitty that is so funny she's an unfit mother...lol

[mistressOFmadness]

no one posted this yet?

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

damn, i love achmed the dead terrorist. cracks me up every time :D

[MissNatalie1984]

no one posted this yet?

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

damn, i love achmed the dead terrorist. cracks me up every time :D


lol I KILLLLLL YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

[Blood_Pearl]

keep posting stuff. :)

[Rob1]

when people tickle my kitty

http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o434/blackeedammit/smi1.png



unless you mean your cat, at which point that's creepy.

[110]

dammit, how did i miss such hilarity?

she's russian by the way. she wasn't talking about her cat nor was she joking.

[Rob1]

dammit, how did i miss such hilarity?
Nobody expects it anymore, it's easy to miss.

she's russian by the way. she wasn't talking about her cat nor was she joking.


Thought as much..

[caha92]

this guy's awesome, 200 impressions:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjmH1N7lZU

[I_B_Long]

no one posted this yet?

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

damn, i love achmed the dead terrorist. cracks me up every time :D

i love jeff dunham. i bought my hubby both of his DVDs and sent them to iraq. he loves them.

and yeah, my cats an idiot. now that the kitten is running around all over the place, she has an even harder time keeping track of it. she needs a leash for that baby (and i need one for my son as well...lol)

[I_B_Long]

this guy's awesome, 200 impressions:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjmH1N7lZU

LMAO. thats funny!

[Blood_Pearl]

***bumps the thread on the sly**

[Oresama_Shikou]

Anything with Ross Noble usually ends with me not being able to breath for laughing so much.

[I_B_Long]

http://current.com/topics/76254712_infomania

this makes me giggle. no, actually it makes me laugh out loud. spit pizza all over my monitor, wipe tears from my face, you get the point.

[crystalrussianla]

dammit, how did i miss such hilarity?

she's russian by the way. she wasn't talking about her cat nor was she joking.

hey hey hey

ur rite on one thing i was not talking about my cat cuz i do not have one

but we all no one thing 110 u want to tickle my kitty

come on a russian kitty how sexy everyone want a tickle..lmfao jokeing

[Pure_Ainmhi]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8YIzoLkStDM


This makes me laugh.

[Joannam88]

three things for ya!

1. Animation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4&feature=PlayList&p=B42B2897C812FD78&index=21

2. Animation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcUSltdL1ps&feature=PlayList&p=B42B2897C812FD78&index=22

3. Sarah Silverman (thanks to Mike blog)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig

[Pure_Ainmhi]

three things for ya!

1. Animation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4&feature=PlayList&p=B42B2897C812FD78&index=21

2. Animation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcUSltdL1ps&feature=PlayList&p=B42B2897C812FD78&index=22

3. Sarah Silverman (thanks to Mike blog)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig

I liked the first video with the cat.

[Joannam88]

I liked the first video with the cat.

10x, I like it too :D :)

[Pure_Ainmhi]

Good post. You really lifted my mood there. You should take pride in that. Ha :)

[Joannam88]

Good post. You really lifted my mood there. You should take pride in that. Ha :)

me? :D yay :D :) *bows*

[Pure_Ainmhi]

^ Encore encore. Ha :)

[crystalrussianla]

three things for ya!

1. Animation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4&feature=PlayList&p=B42B2897C812FD78&index=21

2. Animation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcUSltdL1ps&feature=PlayList&p=B42B2897C812FD78&index=22

3. Sarah Silverman (thanks to Mike blog)


http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig)


heres one i think you guys will like

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7IxliAPjAk

its called (tickle me emo)



and i liked the one with the cat

[Joannam88]

^ Encore encore. Ha :)

well, in that case...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrWBefYi54

ENJOY MY FRIEND! :D (and the others)

[JiNxX]

no one posted this yet?

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

damn, i love achmed the dead terrorist. cracks me up every time :D
w00t!

Jeff Dunham for the win!

[Blood_Pearl]

anything not youtube? like a joke or something?

[110]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink pig. "I mean, what the heck is this?

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[Pure_Ainmhi]

:) I like it.

[Blood_Pearl]

i think that warrants a groan...

[110]

Well, that's my post(s) for the week. Goodnight everybody!

[Blood_Pearl]

nup, that's two. ;)

[JiNxX]

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I laughed out loud at this. :)

[Pure_Ainmhi]

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

[I_B_Long]

i always love watching those laughing baby videos. so cute! (my sons right in that age right now, whne he's tired he laughs at everything, its the mst adorable thing ever)

[MissNatalie1984]

okay i know we were trying to move away from youtube stuff, but i simply *have* to post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4J5Xpca3kY

i love salad fingers... he's so whacked. :D

[Jay_of_Diamonds]

vern fonk commercials

mike posted them on his blog and they are hilarious

[MissNatalie1984]

vern fonk commercials

mike posted them on his blog and they are hilarious


SHAPOOPI!!!!! :D:D

[I_B_Long]

SHAPOOPI!!!!! :D:D

yes. shapoopi indeed. :D

[Blood_Pearl]

SHAPOOPI!!!!! :D:D

HOW CAN YOU FIND THAT FUNNY???!

[I_B_Long]

okay i know we were trying to move away from youtube stuff, but i simply *have* to post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4J5Xpca3kY

i love salad fingers... he's so whacked. :D

OMG that is the funniest thing ive seen in a while!(mostly cuz there was no infomania last week :()

imma have to show that to my husband when he gets home. thats the kinda stuff he loves. well, if he hasnt already seen it.

[I_B_Long]

HOW CAN YOU FIND THAT FUNNY???!

well the commercials i only found mildly funny. but the word is awesome.:D

shapoopi!

[JiNxX]

okay i know we were trying to move away from youtube stuff, but i simply *have* to post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4J5Xpca3kY

i love salad fingers... he's so whacked. :D
I remember the Salad Fingers videos. one of them, he says something about liking "when the red water comes" as he bleeds himself from his finger. creepy.

I saw this video today...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=39727636

[Blood_Pearl]

well the commercials i only found mildly funny. but the word is awesome.:D

shapoopi!

wipeout is.not.fun.ny.

[Pure_Ainmhi]

The whole St. Anger album by Metallica makes me piss myself laughing because it's so shit.

Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk).

[LP_Fan101]

http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=u2H7owPBQMY - The Soup Song (The Mighty Boosh)

http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=1ldQggHj78I - The Call Of The Yeti Song (The Mighty Boosh)

Generally that whole show because it's freaking hilarious.

[MissNatalie1984]

HOW CAN YOU FIND THAT FUNNY???!

Helen, how can you not laugh at the word Shapoopi!!!! it's so ridiculous that's what makes it funny!!!

Mike - yeah salad fingers calls blood red water. i have all of those episodes on my iPod. lmao.

Bianca - i just posted episode one of salad fingers. go watch the other 7... they get more bizzare

[Pure_Ainmhi]

Salad fingers is crazy.

[MissNatalie1984]

Salad fingers is crazy.

lol he's totally my idol.

[Blood_Pearl]

yay for the moon singing Love Cats by The Cure in series 2 of The Mighty Boosh!!!

[JiNxX]

Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk).
what. the. fuck.

Mike - yeah salad fingers calls blood red water. i have all of those episodes on my iPod. lmao.
it's funny because this girl I met on here ages ago, she doesn't post here anymore but I keep in touch with her over myspace... she introduced me to those videos way back when... so I commented her today and told her that Salad Fingers is getting mentions on the LPMB and how we are so incredibly old-school. ;)

[MissNatalie1984]

The whole St. Anger album by Metallica makes me piss myself laughing because it's so shit.

Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk).

o_O

"hey hey, flea market... montgomery"

:D

[caha92]

a bird walks into a bar and asks the barman:
"got any bread?"
the barman replies:
"no."
"got any bread?"
"no."
"got any bread"
"no..."
"got any bread?"
"no! we haven't got any bread, ask me again and i'll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a bird!"
the bird pauses.
"got any nails?"
"no!"
"got any bread then?"

[AliceXD]

"a Guy walks into a bar
............. ouch"

AliceXD
=]

[Pure_Ainmhi]

o_O

"hey hey, flea market... montgomery"

:D

"It's just like a mini mall"

[Blood_Pearl]

cyannide and happiness comics...

[AliceXD]

Filler bunny
and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac


fun to read when you havnt slept

[MissNatalie1984]

"It's just like a mini mall"


lol i had that stupid song stuck in my head for hours...

good one :p

[Pure_Ainmhi]

lol i had that stupid song stuck in my head for hours...

good one :p

Same with me. I love the little "oh yeah" part.

[MissNatalie1984]

hahahahahaha

how'd you come across it?

[Pure_Ainmhi]

hahahahahaha

how'd you come across it?

One of my friends had it on his bebo profile and I was just watching it in stitches of laughter.

[Blood_Pearl]

people still use bebo??!

[AliceXD]

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=_0mTjGhQr-M

4:58

it seriously makes me spazz out and squeal =]]
AliceXD

[Pure_Ainmhi]

people still use bebo??!

Yep. Nearly every young person in Ireland has one. It's one of the most popular websites in Ireland.

[MissNatalie1984]

i want you guys to meet petey and jaydee:

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=B6OVCqmhdYg

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=OJYPaNYS958&feature=related

[AliceXD]

chaz's package makes me giggle =]

Alice

[ms_shock]

damn, i can't smiling when I see
Welcome to our newest member, biiiiiiiitch

[JiNxX]

i want you guys to meet petey and jaydee:

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=B6OVCqmhdYg

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=OJYPaNYS958&feature=related
haha... weird :p

[Blood_Pearl]

*raises eyebrows*

[AliceXD]

fuckin shinodalicious chesticles

[CJB]

if someone says poop in normal conversation. cause poop's a funny word. When my friends and me talk we get kinda stupid.

[LP_Fan101]

Chris Crocker.

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

The Who

For sure.

[On_My_Own]

There are many things. Outtakes on a movie one of my best.

[I_B_Long]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/

[NeneLP88]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/

LMAO!
hahahah :°D
Poor man.. XD Maybe he simply had to sit, calm down and wait for a while ;)

[I_B_Long]

LMAO!
hahahah :°D
Poor man.. XD Maybe he simply had to sit, calm down and wait for a while ;)

he couldnt exactly sit while his dick was stuck in the bench.
heres another good one:
http://news.smh.com.au/world/man-gets-nut-stuck-around-penis-report-20080831-46b3.html

[NeneLP88]

he couldnt exactly sit while his dick was stuck in the bench.
heres another good one:
http://news.smh.com.au/world/man-gets-nut-stuck-around-penis-report-20080831-46b3.html

Yeh right. So "stay laid"? XD

Good, too. :p

[Rocksquirrel]

Watching animations by Meathead. I love Discipline.

[JiNxX]

he couldnt exactly sit while his dick was stuck in the bench.
heres another good one:
http://news.smh.com.au/world/man-gets-nut-stuck-around-penis-report-20080831-46b3.html
I'm noticing a theme with your posts, missy. :p

[I_B_Long]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

please dont ask how i cam across that one....lol

[AliceXD]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

please dont ask how i cam across that one....lol
bia i almost started crying at that... ha ha ha

[NeneLP88]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

please dont ask how i cam across that one....lol

Don't worry, i wont ask! :p

[Liquorice]

This British show, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme always has me laughing so hard I'm crying!!! It sucks that I cannot find it on DVD anywhere in my country considering they showed it on the telly.

These are just two 2 minute bits of the show, but they funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkJm0PybmL4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYzEwF2n05g&feature=related

[polkadots]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

please dont ask how i cam across that one....lol

Lmao, omg I looked up the other products and find the Grim Reaper!

[ms_shock]

http://media.sparkart.net/mikeshinoda/content/photos/1224887533.31986.ThePhoenixatWork.jpg

[I_B_Long]

i came across this last year and posted it in my myspace blog, i just re-read it and its still funny as hell.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...@&&^(C% ........ reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

[RubyRedlips]

Righty then here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrPZH4A&feature=related
that was FUCKED UP....i feel that might be to blame for all the worlds problems :S i kind of want to vomit now...

what makes me giggle? i have a very silly sense of humour so it doesnt take much...

lol last thing i giggled at was clips on youtube of the vicar of dibley end jokes...alice always cracks me up :P
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JNyMxwW8r1Q&feature=related

[Jay_of_Diamonds]

i giggle in the face of danger

[Cunt]

poo jokes

hehehehe

[MissNatalie1984]

Dr. Tran! (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI)

need i say more :D