Your favorite quote

[ZARAcutie]

What's your favorite quote at the moment? It can be from a song/movie/...

[Titan50]

Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me

[Kimberlys]

you make me better.

[kenji_vietnam]

you raise me up

[WookieBastard]

you make me wanna LA LA

[shattered_pieces]

you make me wanna LA LA

LMAO :rolleyes:

[kenji_vietnam]

asley simpson?

Forever and one
I will miss you
However, I kiss you
Yet again
Way down in neverland
So hard I was triyng
Tomorrow I’ll sill be crying
How could you hide
Your lies, your lies

[Gargoyled_Blood]

"Your mom is so old, Jesus was in her yearbook"
"Your mom is so fat, she got the role of the rolling ball in Indiana Jones"
"Your mom is so fat, when she wore a yellow coat, she was mistaken for a taxi"

[kenji_vietnam]

what the hell is it?

[Rocksquirrel]

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a sun
In somebody else's sky
But why
Why
Why can't it be
Why can't it be mine

[WookieBastard]

la oveja roja se apodera de la luz

[Rade]

i've written many quotes in my quote book/calendar, i'm so emo ~

'hip-hop rhymes the childish'
'hiding in the shadows and waiting for the sun'
'the shadow of the day will embrace the world in grey and the sun will set for you'
'crawling in my skin'
'we are punks, you are idiots'
'banging in your boombox'
'put me out of my misery'
'echoes, silence, patience & grace'
'lyrical stylist'
'phylosophical gangsta'
'alles ist cool, solang ich nur genügend chille'
'whatever tomorrow brings i'll be there, with open arms and open eyes yeah'
'baggy pants'
'one man's trash is the next mans treasure
One man's pain is the next man's pleasure
one say infinity the next say forever'
'someone right now...'
'weakness/sickness turns my ego up'
'everything about you
is how i wanna be
reasonates happiness
pains my envying
is so easy to love'
'everything can change just like that'
'let's do the time warp again!'
'you're a hotdog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, frank furter!'
'bliss'
'yes you are my friend'
'since you crossed my way'
'choose water over wine'
'es ist 1996'
'remind me that we'll always have each other when everything else is gone'
'In the box was a bullet made of gold
Melted down from the ring, recast with two rings and a band
And he stared at it sitting in the palm of his hand
And sat down next to a picture that sat on the nightstand
It was his wife in the picture on his side
With the ring on the finger on the week that she died
As he looked in the reflection, at those eyes so red
He put the bullet in a gun and put it right in his head like that'
'I want my eulogy to sing
He was the kind of friend that no one could replace
And I want my family to know,
That I love them more than words will ever show'
'dedicated to wherever music lives'
'he told her goodbye, she started to cry'
'for the sake of being with you
everything has to end
everything falls apart'
'spraypaint & inkpens'
'just click approve'
'why i stay when you just push away'
'tired of the same ol' same'
'what if i say'


and yes i was bored

[Angiepantalones]

These are all lyrics by Hot Water Music and I'm absolutely infatuated with them.



"We all have what it takes to make it home."

"Instead of resting your legs, you should be standing up. Instead of folding your hands, you should be giving them out. Instead of turning your back, you should be showing your face. Why do you walk away?"

It's hard to find your way through the darkness, it's hard to know what to believe. But if you live by your heart and value the love you find, you'll have all you need."

"We can't sulk in what once drowned us because we will drown again."

"Time passed, we failed, we crashed. But who's to say we can't start over?"

"Hold on tight to your fears, 'cause that's your hatred and that's your love as well. Learn to use all your fears as a fuel, as an engine to get you where you need to be."

"What's done is done, go from there and recuperate from past mistakes."

"Hey world, are you listening to me? I'm here and I'm hurting to begin again. Hey world, I'm ready to listen and learn something new. I'm here and I'm willing to get myself through."

"We're all here getting beat up and held back, we're all here digging knives from our backs, we've all been betrayed. 'Cause it's business, not people. It's always take and it is never give and that's not the way i want to live. 'Cause that's nothing but dying and we're nothing if we sell ourselves, close our eyes, never hear, never cry for living an empty life."

"So you're at war with yourself. With space you'll find a breakthrough. If you don't lose what's real, you have our blessing. Clear your conscience and ride away."

[BonyLP92]

la oveja roja se apodera de la luz
k ondas vz? k es eso? :P....

Only Bitches succes on life...:D

and the other one is in spanish cuz i dont know how to say it in english...:D
No le digas a Dios cuan grande es tu problema dile al problema cuan grande es Dios

[ZARAcutie]

Don't resent me, when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memories, leave out all the rest.

[Shinoda_San]

Live Life and Party

[babiiboo]

"scratch an altruist and watch a hypocrit bleed"

[My_Crimson_December]

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"
RIP Kurt

[Kimberlys]

"all i want to do is be more like me and less like you"

[Rocksquirrel]

"Head like a hole, black as your soul. I'd rather die than give you control."

[Moridin]

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible" - Frank Zappa

"The pursuit of truth can only begin once you start to question and analyze every belief
that you ever held dear. If a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction,
and logic, it should be kept and defended. ….If it doesn't, the belief should not only
be discarded, but you must also then question why you were led to believe the erroneous
information in the first place." -----Socrates------

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they still
bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs"

and of course
"Stupid is as stupid does" - Forest Gump :D ;)

[Shinoda_San]

being that it is almost St. Patty's day, this is really one of my most fave quotes:

"...and shepperds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. and we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be... In Nomine Patri Et Fili Et Spiritus Sancti..."

[samixjo]

"She failed her GCSE's, dropped out of hair dressing college, got a fat arse and faded into obscurity.....even on myspace" - Becca, 2007

"BIG TUNA!!!" - Patrick Stump

"I look like a teacosy with headphones on!!!"
"you ARE a teacosy with headphones on" -Ziggy & I in the recording studio

"They're nothing but a bunch of PANSIES!!!" - Madagascar

"Look how fat my head is in this picture, it's fatter than normal. ITS TOO BIG!!!" - Mike Shinoda

[ZARAcutie]

Was it the little things I left unsaid, the little thoughts wrapped around my head, in love, in life.

[Melian]

"Growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and realized you had someone else's thoughts in your head... or maybe just your old ones, minus the hope"

"I would like to think we can be a houndred different people in one lifetime. But maybe once you've changed, there's a piece that stays that way forever... Until, eventually, you cannot remember who you were in the first place"

"If you want something to be true badly enough, you can rewrite it that way in your head. You can even start to believe it"

"Change is a funny thing. We never are quite sure what we are becoming or even why. Then one day we look at ourselves and wonder who we are and how we got that way. Only one thing about change remains constant... it is always painful."

"Could you really love someone who was capable of falling in love with someone else?"

"As it turns out, hell wasn't watching people you love get hurt; it was coming in during the second act, when it was already too late to stop it from happening."

"It was possible that a miracle was not something that happened to you, but rather something that didn't."

"When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names for hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them; they show us the state of our decay."

"At any crossroads in life, half of us are destined to take the wrong turn."

[My_Crimson_December]

I had to turn away really fast
so that you wouldnt notice me,
not that you could in the sea of people surrounding me.
But ya know thats all I am to you...
an unrecognizable face,
in the sea of memories
that you supposedly miss so much.

[MusicalMorphine]

"Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling; but I don't find them half as annoying as I find naïve, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine."

Gotta love scrubs!

[Rocksquirrel]

"Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling; but I don't find them half as annoying as I find naïve, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine."

Gotta love scrubs!

I love this quote. Dr. Cox :)

[My_Crimson_December]

I love Dr Cox! hehe scarcasm rules!:D:D

[AshleyJaci]

"Denial. Not just a river in Greece."

Lol! That's a quote from one of my favorite book characters- Cal Leandros from the book "Nightlife" by Rob Thurman. Everyone should read that book btw, and the next two in the series because its amazing.

[Rocksquirrel]

" Carpe Diem " :)

[samixjo]

"Sanka, you dead?"
"Yah man"

"Sanka, you can go pee now"
"Ooooo too late"

"Look!!! Baldy's here!!!"

"I pay you a dollar to SHUT UP!!!"

Cool Runnings
love that film

[TS_AlLBANIA_ForgotteN]

I may end up failing too but you were just like me with someone dissapointed in you...

(Numb lyrics are just ...great)

[Titan50]

You and me, baby we ain't
Nothing but mammals so let's
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

[Liquorice]

Stop and stare, what the fuck, you don't know me.


(fuck, I love Blindspott)

[Shinoda_San]

"Memento Mori"

[Kimberlys]

"i cant help that everyone will see this scars, but
dont turn your back at me and pretend i am something youre not"

[Shinoda_San]

"...beer is good, beer is good..."

[mystery10]

L.A. told me
you be a pop-star
all you have to change
is everything you are

[Liquorice]

Nothing suffocates you more than the passion of everyday human events.

[Shinoda_San]

"...come one come all, witness the fall..."

[My_Crimson_December]

"I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people."

-Claudia Gator, Magnolia

[Kimberlys]

"Because of you i never had the strenght to be on the sidewalk,
because of you i find it hard to trust on them around me, because of you i am afriad of my life"

[Yuki]

Time flows, I guess everything changes?
Without changing, the two of us will bloom fully forever, for eternity.

[Squishy_Ho]

"There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday"

[Shinoda_San]

"Art Is War... there will be casualties..."

[shattered_pieces]

"just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.."

[Melian]

"You don't love someone because they're perfect. You love them in spite of the fact that they're not"

"The saddest day in the world will be the one when she stops pretending"

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss in life is what dies inside us while we live"

"Maybe who we are isn't so much about what we do, but rather what we're capable of when we least expect it"

"There are two kinds of secrets: ones that we keep from everyone else, and ones that we keep from ourselves"

"Deams are a 'royal road' into the unconsciousness made up of all the forbidden wishes you had and wished you didn't"

"People's lives were as tightly woven as a piece of lace, and pulling one string might furrow another"

[My_Crimson_December]

- "sometimes you try so hard to fit in
until you find a way to break out"

-Girl Interrrupted

[Kimberlys]

"i never giving up, i will never give up for my love.
i have one confession; its a death permission, oh i will never give up love"
- my friend

[Rade]

'the journey more important than the end or the start'

[My_Crimson_December]

"explain what?explain to a doctor that the laws of physics can be suspended?that what goes up may not come down? that time can move backwards and forwards and from now to then and back again and you cant control it?"

-girl interrupted

[Shinoda_San]

"tutti-fuckin fruity!!"

[Kimberlys]

"it dosent matter how much you try, the journey more important than the end or the start "

[samixjo]

"There is love waiting to find you"

"To feel how awful goodness is..."

"I like the pretty lights"

"I guess one thing has been true all along, you dont really know what youve got til its gone"

"I'll be distant as stars reminissing youre hearts been wasted on me"

[mau_mon_san]

every child is an artist...but the problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up...-pablo picasso

inspiring***

[Shinoda_San]

"tiny fucked a stump!"

[mau_mon_san]

A Lie Gets Half Way Around The World Before The Truth Even Gets Its Pants On...

[Shinoda_San]

memento mori

[Angiepantalones]

"We can't sulk in what once drowned us because we will drown again."

"Time passed, we failed, we crashed. But who's to say we can't start over?"

"What's done is done, go from there and recuperate from past mistakes."

"Hey world, are you listening to me? I'm here and I'm hurting to begin again. Hey world, I'm ready to listen and learn something new. I'm here and I'm willing to get myself through."

I've been saying these to myself a lot lately.

[Shinoda_San]

in nomine patri et fili et spiritus sancti

[Kimberlys]

"dear lord, help me trough this hard time, people have their family and friends, i left them both"
- souls in chains

[ThunderStrike]

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
-- Isaac Asimov

[My_Crimson_December]

And when all tomorrow brings is a set if broken wings it takes bites out of your insides till you are just a hollow shell.

[Squishy_Ho]

"Hmmm... I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" -Apocalypse Now

"Oh, Lord! Protect me from your followers!"

"There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the universe..." - Einstein

"Are you talking to me?"

"World of Warcraft is good for killing time... if you like your time Dead"

"The Heart has its reasons that the Reason doesn't know"

"A crazy person is even less crazy than a crazy person that doesn't know he's crazy"

"Demons have a hundred motives for everything they do. Ninety-nine percent of them, at least, are malevolent" - The Sandman

[Fulvia]

http://i25.tinypic.com/4l55oy.jpg

[Titan50]

SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!!!
Oh yes ;)

[Kimberlys]

"i dont fit in, but i dont stand out, no one understand what am about, nothing is what it seemed to be, sometimes i have right, sometimes i fail, i hope you forgive me. There are girls who always think before they speak, there is girls who make me feel like i'm a freak"

[kenji_vietnam]

Be slow in choosing a friend; slower in changing

[Shinoda_San]

its a slow ride, take it easy.

[Titan50]

its a slow ride, take it easy.

I've got that song on my head purely because it's the first track on Guitar Hero 3 so it automatically plays when you choose what song to play :(

[My_Crimson_December]

and what did you expect ... a perfect child
raised by tv sets ... abandoned every mile
we never get respect ... never a fair trial
no one gives a shit, as long as we smile

[Lp_Freak104]

you think ur having all the fun?
you know me i HATE everyone!!

[Yuki]

"Speed never killed anyone - coming abruptly to a stop, that's what gets you, that's the killer." - Jeremy Clarkson

"No. We are in fact at the cutting edge of cocking about!" - Richard Hammond

"Here we are, doing sixty miles an hour in top gear and the engine is doing 1,500rpm... It's idling! You fat Aussie slacker!" - James May

Feel me, come with us

[Yuki]

Woman: If you were my husband sir, I would poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

[Kimberlys]

"Rules in the game will never be the same, rules in the game will always change when people know your name"

[Squishy_Ho]

Woman: If you were my husband sir, I would poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
i always LOVED that quote.

"you don't have to run away from the dragon, you just have to overun the halfling"

[mau_mon_san]

we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors, while furniture polish is made from real lemons...

[Squishy_Ho]

"I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse" - The Godfather

[Yuki]

"America, 250 million wankers living in a country with no word for wanker"

[My_Crimson_December]

Woman: If you were my husband sir, I would poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

LMAO!:D thats a good one

"I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse" - The Godfather

i LOVE that quote.

[Yuki]

"Imagine watching the entire French air force crash into a fireworks factory. That's how much of a laugh this car is."

[Kimberlys]

" i am on another level, why should i lie?"

[Yuki]

"Right, what we have here is a snooker table or as Richard Hammond called it as he arrived this morning, 'Crikey, a football pitch!'"

[Yuki]

Terry Wogan: Do you swerve to avoid rabbits?
Jeremy Clarkson: Never. Do you?
Terry: No.
Jeremy: Foxes?
Terry: No!
Jeremy: No?
[silence]
Terry: ...children?
Jeremy: I do, I do... Children, yeah. I have swerved to avoid children.
Terry: You see, you see, you're too soft for this game.

[My_Crimson_December]

hold my hand and pretend you understand.

[Yuki]

Cause you can be vague
Cause you can be indirect
Cause you don't have to answer
Come over here again someday
My hands in front of the sun
Looking through, they're the same red
After all as we are
We're running as if we're lost

[LP_Fan101]

"when the rich wage war it's the poor who die"

No shit Sherlock :mad:

[Kimberlys]

"hold me when i'm here, hold me when i'm scared and love me when i'm gone"

[Rocksquirrel]

Pearl Jam says, eat more carrots!


"You f*ckin' cocksuckers... you f*ckin' bitch... you f*ckin'... you know we come up here as a collective band and we give and we give and you just f*ckin' want more... and you know what - YOU DESERVE IT!... this is some kind of organized religion here... you see what's happening... you see... be the third night in a row right?... third night in a row this same thing's gone on... WELL F*CK YOU WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT!!! oh tonight began with anything... how's that? shadows, light, a warm breath and a scream ....."
- Eddie Vedder



"There is a girl in the front and her shirt says 'F*CK ME EDDY'... well you'd have to spell my name right first." - Eddie Vedder



"Living is the best revenge" - Eddie Vedder

[Kimberlys]

"baby, don’t crack tonight
when the tears are falling down
it’s hard to wipe them away
but don’t you ever go and
run run run
like your mother did
when she was
young young young
and you were a kid"

[TS_AlLBANIA_ForgotteN]

"Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead...
all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life..."

[Kimberlys]

"love me when i'm gone"

[TS_AlLBANIA_ForgotteN]

"If I could be like that
I'd give anything
Just to live one day
In those shoes.
If I could be like that, what would I do?
What would I do?

Now and dreams we run. "

[BonyLP92]

"Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead...
all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life..."

shit..thats my fav. song ever besides one step closer and pts of authority...


"All I wanna to do is be more like me and be less like u"
"i rather prefer to be hated from who i am, than love from who im not"
"with their tanks, and their bombs and their bombs and their guns in ur head in ur head they still fighting"
" its easier to run , than face all this pain here all alone"
" i wont be the one who live this in pieces"
" FORFEIT THE GAME, BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES U OUTTA THE FRAME, AND PUTS UR NAME TO SHAME, COVER UP UR FACE, U CANT RUN THE RACE, THE PAST IS TOO FAST U JUST WONT LAST"
"IVE FELT THIS WAY BEFORE..SO INSECURE"

[WookieBastard]

"beware the beast but enjoy the feast he offers"

[thaism]

"Losing all hopes is freedom"

[My_Crimson_December]

"Losing all hopes is freedom"

i loved this quote.

[thaism]

i loved this quote.

It's from Fight Club
I'm sure this quote appers in the movie, but can't remember if it's in the book too

[Shinoda_San]

Dusan Mandic.....

[ZARAcutie]

"Losing all hopes is freedom"

gawd I love ur sig :)

[ZARAcutie]

"Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead...
all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life..."

is this a LP song? If so, which one???

[Squishy_Ho]

to ZARAcutie: it's an Evanescence song. Bring me to Life

"Imagine watching the entire French air force crash into a fireworks factory. That's how much of a laugh this car is."

LMFAO nice one :'D

"If you ever feel down, go buy yourself a dozen roses, stand in front of the mirror, and you'll see the 13 most beautiful things in the world"

also 3 sentences i find horribly amazing:

"War is Peace
Ignorance is Strenght
Freedom is Slavery"

[AmandaC]

"Self-improvement is masturbation."

[Kimberlys]

"I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit"

[Squishy_Ho]

"how did you want midieval times to be cool: there wasn't any fire balls!"

[WookieBastard]

"Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our patience and races like a gazelle when you are out of breath."

[Squishy_Ho]

"Oh you gotta see it, it’s genius! I mean she’s ready, she’s got the stuff and movement and waltz. Horses how do they do that
stuff? You gotta give her sugar, you know, and she's called Henry and it’s a lot of explanation but don’t worry about it kids.
Ok? Just tune in, turn off, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and explode."

[WookieBastard]

"Who's that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king"
"Why do you say that"
"Because he hasnt got shit all over him"

[Liquorice]

"Don't cry because its over, Smile because it happened".

[WookieBastard]

Freedom baby, is never having to say you're sorry.

[Kimberlys]

"someday you will grow, someday you will know"

[WookieBastard]

"She's a witch!"
"A witch? How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"... I got better."

[My_Crimson_December]

"dont expect me to cry
for all the reasons you had to die
dont ever ask your love of me "

[selda]

" The sun goes down I feel the light betray me..."

[TS_AlLBANIA_ForgotteN]

"Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
what creates my own madness"

[Squishy_Ho]

"War, war, it's not a reason to hurt each other"

[babiiboo]

"Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
what creates my own madness"

i like that one

[Kimberlys]

"i feel so used because of you,
nothing in this world can give back what i gave you.
i lost it all because of you"

[Squishy_Ho]

Morpheus: Can you have any idea what it was like? Can you have any idea? Confined in a glass box for three score years and ten. A human lifetime. Time moves no faster for my kind than it does for humanity, and in prison it crawled at a snail's pace. I was... I am... the lord of this realm of dream and nightmare.
You -- your father -- piped me down with this petty hedge-magicking, his twopenny spell... Me. You did that to me. You barred me from my realm with your foolish circle... You threatened, cajoled and pleaded for gifts are neither mankind's to receive nor mine to give. You had no thought for the harm you have brought to your world...
Lord, what fools these mortals be.
Man: We didn't want you. It was all a mistake. We weren't trying to capture you. We wanted to capture Death.
Morpheus: WHAT? You wanted Death? Then count yourself lucky for the sake of your species and your petty planet that you did not succeed...

_________

Morpheus: Witch Queen, you know of my imprisonment, of my travail of the time that was stolen from me --
Maiden: They have stolen time from you? What of that? You have all the time that ever was!

_________


Chorozon: I am a dire world, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.
Morpheus: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.
Chorozon: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.
Morpheus: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.
Chorozon: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.
Morpheus: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed.
Chorozon: I am an anthrax, butcher, bacterium, warm-life destroying.
Morpheus: I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing.
Chorozon: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.
Morpheus: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.
Chorozon: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?
Morpheus: I am hope.

_________


Morpheus: You say I have no power[here in hell]? Perhaps you speak truly... But -- you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar.. Ask yourselves, all of you[demons]... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?

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Death: You get what anyone gets -- You get a lifetime.

[lproxn]

what goes up will surely fall and i am counting down the time

[Squishy_Ho]

Suicide would be my way of telling God that I quit - Tom Kleffman

[My_Crimson_December]

~ Sometimes I just feel like running away just to see who would follow, just to see who really cares, or if anyone cares at all ~

[Kimberlys]

how could you use the love i gave you,
i feel so used because of you

[Squishy_Ho]

Louis-Antoine: Liberty is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.

Joshua Norton: I must confess, I have always wondered what lay beyond life, my dear.
Death: Yeah, everybody wonders. And sooner or later everybody gets to find out.

[Kimberlys]

i should write a book for scene dummies

[Squishy_Ho]

"Its kind of hard when you aint got no freinds
He put his life to an end they might remember him then
You cross the line and there's no turning back,
told the world how he felt with the sound of a gat."

[Shinoda_San]

fortis et hospitalis

[Squishy_Ho]

"Think for yourself, or you're better off dead. Either way, I'm satisfied." - Brujahs

[Liquorice]

Drink yourself a bliss,
Forget about the last one,
Get yourself another.

The Dudes.

[tristyn]

"every freak should have a picture of my dick on they walls."

[Squishy_Ho]

"Jesus has paid for our sins... Sweet! Pre-aproved sins! How much credit do I have?" - A friend of mine who's very sinful...

[tristyn]

"don't quote me i ain't said shit."

[Squishy_Ho]

"don't do anything stupid, mate"

[tristyn]

"whenever you're looking for something, chances are its in your hand and you forgot."

[Kaileena]

"Jesus has paid for our sins... Sweet! Pre-aproved sins! How much credit do I have?" - A friend of mine who's very sinful...

That is C-L-A-S-S-I-C-!
xD

[tristyn]

"i need a throat lozenge" -movie announcer guy

[Shinoda_San]

Art Is War

[Squishy_Ho]

That is C-L-A-S-S-I-C-!
xD

just knew that one from my friend so

"JESUS LOVES YOU!

the rest of us think you're an asshole"

[Kaileena]

just knew that one from my friend so

"JESUS LOVES YOU!

the rest of us think you're an asshole"

ROFL! That made me laugh so hard! xD

[shattered_pieces]

ROFL! That made me laugh so hard! xD

me too! :o :o

[Kimberlys]

i'll be on my own,
got it? good.

[With_You]

Kazaa- "No spyware or adware"

[Squishy_Ho]

Jesus loves you but his Dad thinks you're Shit - PIP

[Kimberlys]

you, now i see even when i close my eyes

[My_Crimson_December]

I know I'm going to heaven when I die coz I'm already in hell.

[Squishy_Ho]

"Between everyone who has nothing to say
The most interesting persons are the ones who don't speak"

[tpbarbosa]

Why I stay when you just push away?
No matter what you see you still so blind to me

[Squishy_Ho]

You think I'm strange because I'm different. I think you're strange because you're all the same

[shattered_pieces]

i don't discriminate... i hate EVERYONE...

[Kimberlys]

there is no question

[Titan50]

"Warm yourself by the fire son, and the morning will come soon"

[tpbarbosa]

Nothing ever stop all these thoughts and the pain attached to them

[Kimberlys]

world peace is a goal we never gonna reach

[Kaileena]

You think I'm strange because I'm different. I think you're strange because you're all the same

<33333333333333333333

Sorry, I really love that quote! :o

[Shinoda_San]

come one come all, witness the fall...

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

I have a lot of favorite quotes. So, here are the main ones:

"Objects in harness may appear bigger than they really are." -Mike Rowe

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

"If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing." -Tory Belleci

"It's better to reget something you have done then to regret something you haven't done." -Tre Cool

"Green Day is just like sex, when were good, were really good, and when were bad... were still pretty damn good."- Mike Dirnt

"If you want peace, then prepare for war." -Winstin Churchhill

"If you don't love America then kiss my ass!" -Bill Engvall

"Those who make war against the United States have chosen their own destruction." -President George W. Bush

"The United States is the best and fairest and most decent nation on the face of the earth." -George H. W. Bush

"Never, never, never give up." -Winston Churchill

"If you are going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

"People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be." -Abraham Lincoln

A lot of political quotes. Sorry. :rolleyes:

[Sofia_LP4eva]

"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"

Also I love the quote you have in your siggy, ZARAcutie. :D One of my favourites.

Also the chaz quote in my siggy. :D

[Squishy_Ho]

Woman telling an artist: Mister, you're just an alcoholic.
Artist: Madam, you're just ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning.

or something of the sort

[Squishy_Ho]

"Here's a reality check, kid. The planet earth? It's ROUND."-outlawserenade

[welcome2mv]

i 'd rather be hated by who i am
than loved by who i 'm not

Kurt Cobain

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

Woman telling an artist: Mister, you're just an alcoholic.
Artist: Madam, you're just ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning.

or something of the sort

Actually Winstin Churchill said that. And it's "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

I'm not being mean. I'm just correcting you. You may have just heard it a different way.

[Maressa]

"freedom can be frightening if you've never felt it, once it's been dealt with you feel like you've been touched by something angelic." -- hybrid theory

and

"sometimes i get the feeling that i won't be on this planet for very long. i really like it here, i'm quite attached to it, i hope i'm wrong." -- ben folds five

[Squishy_Ho]

Actually Winstin Churchill said that. And it's "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

I'm not being mean. I'm just correcting you. You may have just heard it a different way.

didn't know it was winston churchill. what i heard he said was "if you were my wife, i'd definitaly drink it [talking about a poisoned tea the woman would offer him]"

[Anstice]

lmfao. Oh, wow. Asking Jade to put her favorite quotes. Not a good thing. Heeere were go ::

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Edward and Bella on the phone talking about Jacob:

There was a slight pause. "That doesn't sound like you," he said, wary now. "What did he DO?"
"He kissed me," I growled.
All I heard on the other end of the line was the sound of an engine accelerating.

From the book Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer.

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does anyone else think McDonalds commercials are the absolutely most insulting, mind-numbing trash on the radio? that new one with the two women talking about how they can “actually pronounce the names of the coffee” products and they “don’t have to hold their noses in the air” or “pay through those noses?” as if “macchiato” is some kind of intelligence test designed by starbucks to weed out the riffraff from coming to their stores. it’s coffee, douchebags. and you sell grade F beef with manure in it. we don’t come to you because you’re “down to earth,” we come to you because we either don’t have enough time for a real meal, or the budget’s tight and rent is due. at least BK has the decency to give us some humor with their products :) -Mike Shinoda

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Kill 'em with your chopsticks, kid! -My best friend, Allie.

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I'm sorry, but just because I'm frickin' 19 and can buy fireworks doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly decide, "Oh shit. I probably shouldn't blow up my grandma's cat." -Me

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Well, I don't want to MEET the bird that can knock a door off a JETLINER. I THOUGHT they were extinct. -Bill Engvall


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We got my daughter a bathtub doll. It's called "Rub-a-dub Dolly." Rub-a-dub Dolly floats around the bathtub with a little life preserver on. And on the life preserver is says, "This is NOT a life saving device." Well what kind of idiot...would see some guy DROWNING in a river and go, "HEEEERE! Here's a Rub-a-dub Dolly doll!" ..."Oh thank GOD you saved my life T_T." -Bill Engvall

(Yes, I love Bill Engvall quotes. Most will be from him)
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Where was it? It was down in Florida where they found that 30 foot python. It weighed like...300 pounds. Just LIVIN' under some guy's house. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT? Wouldn't your first clue be like, "Honey, have you seen the dog?.........Honey?" -Bill Engvall

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My wife is a coupon clipper. AWW, I will pay WHATEVER the groceries cost. PLEASE don't make me mess with these coupons. We'll be at the store. We'll go up to the check-out. We have a cart FULL of groceries. We get done checking out. She whips out this Warren Peace BOOK of coupons. I hear the guy in line behind us go, "AWW-HAHA!! I just wanna get these GRAPES. They're gunna be RAISINS by the time that chicks done!" We walk out of the store and she goes, "See! I saved us $1.67." Well, BOOK the cruise. I can find THAT in the couch! -Bill Engvall

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See, I think Barbie's too fluffy and frilly for me anyway. They should make a more realistic doll. Come out with "White Trash Barbie." I'd buy that. They live in that little mobile home...."The Dream Trailer." That Corvette's up on blocks in the front yard. Ken's got a big ol' gut now. Sits around itching himself. "What's for dinner, Barbie? *BEEEELCH*" She'd like, "FISHSTICKS!" "...Fishsticks? What's it, our anniversary again?" You can have all SORTS of little accessories with it. You could have a little cop car that pulls up in front of the house every now and then. 'Cause Ken got drunk and started some stuff with Barbie. They'd lead him off with little Ken cuffs. He's screaming, "I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH G.I. JOE! I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH HIM!" She'd scream back, "DON'T TAKE HIM! I LOVE HIIIIM!" -Bill Engvall

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My wife and I went out to dinner with this California couple. And they're nice people, but they're California parents. They say stuff like, "Just let the children EXPRESS themselves!" ...Ah-alrighty. That your boy up on the building with a deer rifle just EXPRESSING himself? -Bill Engvall

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I used to be so broke. You ever been so broke, you eat broke food? Remember "Hamburger Helper"? Ah, yeah. Well we could never afford any meat so we just had "Helper." Having Hamburger Helper with no meat is like having a romantic dinner....by yourself. And SPAM. You know, I finally figured out what "SPAM" stands for. "Stuff Posing As Meat." Yeah. 'Cause MEAT don't have jelly on it. And MEAT don't make this sound coming out of a can *slurp..SLURRP.* But my all time favorite broke food has got to be MACARONI AND CHEESE. Aww, yeah. You could get 6 boxes for a buck. Which works for 3 lunches, 2 dinners, and a drunken midnight snack. But you gotta be careful with mixing broke foods, ladies and gentlemen. You don't want to mix the wrong stuff. Never mix SPAM with Macaroni and Cheese. 'Cause when the hot grease from that SPAM hits that powdered cheese in your stomach...oh dear God. It causes an indigestion problem that makes a taco fart seem like a waaarrrm tropical breeze. ...You'll blow hair off a dog. -Bill Engvall


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lmfao. I have no life. That's all I got for right now.

[Anstice]

Why?

...Because I have no life.

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So, finally on like...the 15th tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit, you just drop your club..........you hang onto the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watched this ball just go and go and....err...It kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a SQUARE hit. It just kind of GLANCED off his head. But he goes whipping his car OFF the freeway. I was like, "Oh heerree we go. Mr. Attitude."

___


Talking about the "TV Golfer."

My favorite - if you slash or hook your ball to the left or right really bad, this is the guy that'll go, "OH! It opens up over there!" ..."PFFT. No it doesn't! It's a housing project!"

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We went to the Iowa state fair. They had a 6 foot statue of Garth Brooks carved out of BUTTER. ...Somebody's got a little time on their hands. Where do you realize you got that ability for butter carving? Does it start at the dinner table? "Heeey, Mama! That's a damn fine dog you carved out of the butter bar there!" And my question is WHY? Why would you do this? 'Cause all they're going to do is melt it down and then nobody's going to believe you. You'll be a party somewhere bragging about it. "I carved a 6 foot statue of Garth Brooks out of butter." "...You liar." "I sure did!" "WELL WHERE IS IT?!" "...Well, they, uh...they melted it down....Poured it on that popcorn statue of Alan Jackson.


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And the stuff they SELL at a state fair just blows my mind. There was a guy selling ROCKS with two eyes and a smile painted on it. Now how many people you think walked by his booth and went, "HONEY! ...We ain't got one smiling rock and our house." Another guy was selling blow guns for kids, but they were real *POOF* blow guns. With little metal darts. And I walked up to him and I said, "Man, how can you sell these to kids?" He looked my right in the eye and went, "HEY! We give 'em a styrofoam target." OH! OKAY! 'Cause we all know that's the first place a kids going to point that blow guns a styrofoam target. Uh, I don't THINK so. Gramma's fat BUTT, POOSH!


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NOW they're selling SPAS at the fair. When did that become an impulse buy? What're you, at the fair, "Well, we've had a good day at the fair. Kids got their blow guns. Well, we got that case of smiling rocks for the garden.....WHAT THE HELL, let's get a spa!"


___


And if you've got a cat, I know you've made this mistake. You're lying in bed, and you think your cats asleep, but then you move your foot underneath the covers...and they're like "MOUSE! WEEAHHH!!!" And I don't care how hard you sling that cat against the wall...it never stuns them, does it? They just bounce off with that attitude, like, "Oh. Is that the way we're going to play? Alright. Check your boots, buddy-boy."


___


See, I got one of the stupidest dogs in the world. Door bell rings, he PEES on everything. It's like, "SOMEBODY'S HERE! *tsssssssssss*" "...Good boy, good boy. I'll get that door now."


___


We bought my daughter a puppy. Don't ever do that. Don't ever buy a nine-year-old anything LIVE. 'Cause they'll just KILL it. We bought her a miniature long-haired Daschund. It's a weiner-dog. But, it's really not big enough. It's more like...a cocktail frank dog. This dog has not WALKED since we've owned it. My daughter either carries him everywhere or she shoving him around the house in a baby carriage. And I try to reason with her. I'm like, "Baby, PLEASE let that dog walk." And she's like, "DAD. HE NEEDS ME TO CARRY HIM." And the dogs looking at me like, "Just kill me Bill! I'm not even a dog anymore, man! Look at me. I'm wearing Barbie jeans!"


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Well, I'll tell you about myself. I'm originally from the state of Texas. I love being from Texas. Just 'cause we got our own language down there. We just make stuff up. We say stuff like, "I'll tell you what..." ...That's it. That's a complete sentence in Texas. It's like, "I'll tell you what..." Everybody from out of states like, "....WHAT?!?!?" "I just told you...:confused:"


___


I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. You'd be like, "S'cuse me...OH. Nevermind. I didn't see your sign."


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Did you know on a tube of Preparation-H it says "Do not take this orally." That's sad, isn't it? 'Cause you KNOW somebody wrote them a letter. "Dear Preparation-H. I ate this WHOLE dang tube. I STILL GOT THESE HEMEROIDS. Maaaan, my mouths so small...I can't even eat a jelly bean anymore. BUT I CAN WHISTLE REALLY GOOD! :D"

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

didn't know it was winston churchill. what i heard he said was "if you were my wife, i'd definitaly drink it [talking about a poisoned tea the woman would offer him]"

Oh, I never heard that.

[Squishy_Ho]

"If you meet a malkavian, talk to him;
if you meet two malkavians, avoid them;
if you meet a bunch of malkavians, you better run really really fast"

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

lmfao. Oh, wow. Asking Jade to put her favorite quotes. Not a good thing. Heeere were go :


Well, I don't want to MEET the bird that can knock a door off a JETLINER. I THOUGHT they were extinct. -Bill Engvall


___


We got my daughter a bathtub doll. It's called "Rub-a-dub Dolly." Rub-a-dub Dolly floats around the bathtub with a little life preserver on. And on the life preserver is says, "This is NOT a life saving device." Well what kind of idiot...would see some guy DROWNING in a river and go, "HEEEERE! Here's a Rub-a-dub Dolly doll!" ..."Oh thank GOD you saved my life T_T." -Bill Engvall

(Yes, I love Bill Engvall quotes. Most will be from him)
___


Where was it? It was down in Florida where they found that 30 foot python. It weighed like...300 pounds. Just LIVIN' under some guy's house. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT? Wouldn't your first clue be like, "Honey, have you seen the dog?.........Honey?" -Bill Engvall

___


My wife is a coupon clipper. AWW, I will pay WHATEVER the groceries cost. PLEASE don't make me mess with these coupons. We'll be at the store. We'll go up to the check-out. We have a cart FULL of groceries. We get done checking out. She whips out this Warren Peace BOOK of coupons. I hear the guy in line behind us go, "AWW-HAHA!! I just wanna get these GRAPES. They're gunna be RAISINS by the time that chicks done!" We walk out of the store and she goes, "See! I saved us $1.67." Well, BOOK the cruise. I can find THAT in the couch! -Bill Engvall

___


See, I think Barbie's too fluffy and frilly for me anyway. They should make a more realistic doll. Come out with "White Trash Barbie." I'd buy that. They live in that little mobile home...."The Dream Trailer." That Corvette's up on blocks in the front yard. Ken's got a big ol' gut now. Sits around itching himself. "What's for dinner, Barbie? *BEEEELCH*" She'd like, "FISHSTICKS!" "...Fishsticks? What's it, our anniversary again?" You can have all SORTS of little accessories with it. You could have a little cop car that pulls up in front of the house every now and then. 'Cause Ken got drunk and started some stuff with Barbie. They'd lead him off with little Ken cuffs. He's screaming, "I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH G.I. JOE! I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH HIM!" She'd scream back, "DON'T TAKE HIM! I LOVE HIIIIM!" -Bill Engvall

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My wife and I went out to dinner with this California couple. And they're nice people, but they're California parents. They say stuff like, "Just let the children EXPRESS themselves!" ...Ah-alrighty. That your boy up on the building with a deer rifle just EXPRESSING himself? -Bill Engvall

___


I used to be so broke. You ever been so broke, you eat broke food? Remember "Hamburger Helper"? Ah, yeah. Well we could never afford any meat so we just had "Helper." Having Hamburger Helper with no meat is like having a romantic dinner....by yourself. And SPAM. You know, I finally figured out what "SPAM" stands for. "Stuff Posing As Meat." Yeah. 'Cause MEAT don't have jelly on it. And MEAT don't make this sound coming out of a can *slurp..SLURRP.* But my all time favorite broke food has got to be MACARONI AND CHEESE. Aww, yeah. You could get 6 boxes for a buck. Which works for 3 lunches, 2 dinners, and a drunken midnight snack. But you gotta be careful with mixing broke foods, ladies and gentlemen. You don't want to mix the wrong stuff. Never mix SPAM with Macaroni and Cheese. 'Cause when the hot grease from that SPAM hits that powdered cheese in your stomach...oh dear God. It causes an indigestion problem that makes a taco fart seem like a waaarrrm tropical breeze. ...You'll blow hair off a dog. -Bill Engvall


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lmfao. I have no life. That's all I got for right now.



AHH! BILL ENGVALL! I LOVE HIM!!

My favorite quote by him is, "If you don't love American, then kiss my ass!"

I also like the one about where he was on the plane that hit a deer.
Engvall's wife: Oh my God! Were you on the ground?
Engvall: Nope, Santa was making one last run. Here's your sign.

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

"For me the conception of hell lies in two words: 'too late.'" -Gian-Carlo Menotti

[Squishy_Ho]

Hob Gadling: I do think you're listening to me, from somewhere. I mean, I've seen too much over the years to believe that it starts and ends with bodies. There's something around before bodies start, something around after they rot.
Buggered if I know what it is, though. Somebody once told me you don't really die until everyone that you knew is dead, too. Think of all the people I'm keeping alive, eh? I don't know.

I don't remember what you smell like. You've been gone two days, and I don't remember how you smelled. You didn't smell like anyone else. I like the way you smelled. I...

I miss you a lot.

[Anstice]

AHH! BILL ENGVALL! I LOVE HIM!!

My favorite quote by him is, "If you don't love American, then kiss my ass!"

I also like the one about where he was on the plane that hit a deer.
Engvall's wife: Oh my God! Were you on the ground?
Engvall: Nope, Santa was making one last run. Here's your sign.

LMFAO.

"Oh my GOD! ....WERE YOU ON THE GROUND? D:!"

"...Why do they put these signs out here? Deer can't read." "No, but they do recognize pictures of themselves."

[Squishy_Ho]

"How many times do i have to tell you Andre? I can't use a green pic with a green screen"

[axrinekey]

"I'm single, but there is someone with potential."

Got it from Quizilla. Lolz.
Just find it amusing.

[Kaileena]

She said it looms like me.
It's very round...

-Mike Shinoda

xD

[Kimberlys]

you dont know that i know your lies.
you dont know i know where you live.
you dont know that i know.
You dont know i'm in your mind!

[Kaileena]

Le mew
That's how cats purr in French

- Chaz

xD

[Rocksquirrel]

"Xavier Naidoo is an alternative latino."

I love you dude xD

[Kimberlys]

Christian: whats up with your guitar?
*gives the guitar to Christian (Music teacher)
Christian: Are you going trough high school with out speaking?
Me: No, see i speak now, dosent i?
Hanna: Caro dosent speak much :) She is just a good weird girl.
dont worry she will be fine

..lol?

[AlanPartridge]

I'm a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat...ironically.

[Squishy_Ho]

Wanda: Say, Hazel. How do people actually milk a soy bean?

[Squishy_Ho]

Morpheus: Dangerous? Perhaps. But evil? She acts according to her nature. Is that evil?

[WookieBastard]

Willy Wonka: There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

[Liquorice]

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul.

[Liquorice]

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
Your so fucking special
I wish I was special.

[Cezare]

If someone is happy more than 2 days, that someone just doesn't know something=)

[Kimberlys]

what do you when the devil looks straight in your eyes?

[Cezare]

Smile all the time and never give up!)

[Kimberlys]

hold on to the smile you have and dont let it pass

[Liquorice]

Don't cry because its over, Smile because it happened.

[Squishy_Ho]

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.
[Warning shot almost hits Vespa's Benz]
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, assholes!

[Nordic_Storm]

"I think you're the fucking Antichrist"

[axrinekey]

"Funtustic..." - Chester

LPTV 4

[BonyLP92]

"Success is my motherfuckin option failure is not" - Eminem

[killie32]

"It's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven"

[Rocksquirrel]

"We are all humans. We should stop thinking in black and white." - my old class teacher

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

The Who quotes(Keep in mind the Who was popular in the 60's and 70's. Roger and Pete are the only two members still alive):

"We became rich later than I expected. Now I'm too old to enjoy my money." -John Entwistle

"I can't stand rap... people who can't sing do rap... you can sing rebellion as well as talk it... Hitler would've been in a rap band..." -John Entwistle

"I ain't heard anyone play like I do in my band and I am very happy about that." - John Entwistle

"The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people." -John Entwistle

"The Who are the rock industry equivalent of what French movies are to the movie industry: deep and full of messages - but what the fuck are they all about?" -John Entwistle

(On why he began his solo career ) "I just wanted to see what it was like to be a failure." - John Entwistle

(When asked if The Who ever had a chance of getting back together) "There's a better chance of Marilyn Monroe making another movie." -John Entwistle

(After his solo band stopped when he played the wrong bass part during a live show) "If we stopped a song every time I made a mistake we'd be playing in fucking Morse code." -John Entwistle

(On why he never acquired a drivers licence ) "I prefer to drink; not drive. "-John Entwistle


"They're always saying I'm a capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah... it ah... it's good for my drumming, I think." -Keith Moon

(To a journalist who had been sent a sandwich in the face by Townshend, and asked Moon why) "Perhaps he thought you were hungry." -Keith Moon

(Introducing himself to Tommy Smothers on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour)
"My friends call me Keith, but you can call me John." -Keith Moon

"I told people I was a drummer before I even had a set, I was a mental drummer." -Keith Moon

(To Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page; the group was named after Moon's remark.) "You'll sink, not like a lead balloon, but even faster, like a lead zeppelin." -Keith Moon

(Asked why he was about to go on stage after injecting himself with several grams of horse tranqulizer) "Because I'm Keith fuckin' Moon!" -Keith Moon

(After Townshend announced at the Rainbow Theatre in 1971 that "This is the very last time we're going to perform Tommy on stage") "Thank God!" -Keith Moon

(On his deteriorating ability due to drug and alcohol abuse on the album Who Are You) "I'm still the best Keith Moon-style drummer in the world". -Keith Moon

(Moon's advice to those asking him for help on learning how to drum) "Learn guitar". -Keith Moon

Russell Harty: You're all married, aren't you?
The Who (various): Eh? Eh? No, no no.
Keith Moon: I wouldn't marry this lot!

(Mumbled to a doctor telling Townshend that Moon was "clinically dead" when he was just coming round to consciousness) "Fuck off". -Keith Moon

(His last words, after asking his girlfriend to make him steak and eggs for breakfast) "If you don't like it, you can just fuck off". -Keith Moon

(Moon asking to be in The Detours) "I heard you're looking for a drummer, well I'm a lot better than the one you've got". -Keith Moon


"Rock used to be a right laugh. The trouble is that the rock press have made it all so serious. Fifty percent of rock is having a good time". -Roger Daltrey

"You couldn't pick four more horrible geezers to make the worst sound you've ever heard in your life". -Roger Daltrey

"There certainly is more in the future now than back in 1964.
I think Townshend's always wanted to be me". -Roger Daltrey

(Regarding the rock documentary of The Who, The Kids Are Alright) "Most rock films are pretentious. They're made for the sole purpose of making Robert Plant's dick look big. This is totally the opposite. Within the first half hour we're made to look complete idiots". -Roger Daltrey

Johnnie Walker: Well, we got an e-mail here from someone who says, "Thank you for the music, Roge".
Roger Daltrey: Ah, that's no problem, the music making has been free. It's the putting up with Townshend that's been the price I've had to pay all this time.

"Woodstock was probably the single best show in history. Townshend doesn't like it because he is an idiot". -Roger Daltrey

"Anyone who disagrees with me gets a bunch of fives and a swift knee in the happysack". -Roger Daltrey

"I am sick of people asking me about The Who! Ask me about my solo career you bastards!" -Roger Daltrey


"If you steer clear of quality, you're alright". -Pete Townshend

(To Abbie Hoffman when Hoffman climbed onto the stage at Woodstock during Tommy to make an impromptu speech)
Abbie: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!
Pete: Back off! Back off my fucking stage!

"It is important to call your mom; it is important to tidy your room. It is important to make sure you don't have too many drinks and kill someone on the way home, or even scrape somebody's car. It's the little details that we have control of". -Pete Townshend

"I know how it feels to be a woman because I am a woman. And I won't be classified as just a man." Pete Townshend

"I think I probably would have enjoyed to keep my own private pain out of my work. But I was changed by my audience who said your private pain which you have unwittingly shown us in your early songs is also ours." -Pete Townshend

"I just could not believe that 30 years later we're still looking at people who are supposed to write little 2-minute pop that when they actually try to do something that's a little bit more they regard it as pretentious". -Pete Townshend

"As a young man, every bone in my body wanted to pick up a machine gun and kill Germans. And yet I had absolutely no reason to do so. Certainly nobody invited me to do the job. But that's what I felt that I was trained to do. Now no part of my upbringing was militaristic." -Pete Townshend

"A song is a message; a song is a letter, nothing more, nothing less". -Pete Townshend

“We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.” –Pete Townshend

(After smashing an amp )
Russell Harty: Is that ours or yours?
Pete: I dunno.

"The people at Woodstock really were a bunch of hypocrites claiming a cosmic revolution simply because they took over a field, broke down some fences, imbibed bad acid and then tried to run out without paying the band". -Pete Townshend

(On Daltrey forgetting a verse of "Mike Post Theme" mid-song ) "Fucking bunch of complete fucking amateurs, we are". -Pete Townshend

(On The Who's early days) "In those days, Roger [Daltrey] was the undisputed leader, and if you disagreed you got a bunch of fives. It needed someone with a strong right hook to keep things together". -Pete Townshend

"When Roger [Daltrey] speaks out about 'we'll all be rockin' in our wheelchairs' he might be, but you won't catch me rockin' in no wheelchair. I don't think it's possible. I might be making music in a wheelchair, maybe even with The Who, but I feel that The Who have got to realize that the things we're gonna be writing and singing about are rapidly changing". -Pete Townshend

"I had been shamed by Roger [Daltrey] into doing quite a few tours to help John [Entwistle], who then promptly fucking dies on us". -Pete Townshend

"Rock won't eliminate your problems, but it will sort of let you dance all over them". -Pete Townshend

"The fact of the matter is, I'm fucking brilliant. Not "was" brilliant. "Am" brilliant". -Pete Townshend

(After being asked on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour how he learned to use the "windmill" guitar move ) "That was bowling". -Pete Townshend

"I smash guitars because I like them". -Pete Townshend
(By the way, The Who was the first band to ever destroy their instruments on stage. They did it before it was cool). :p

"John [Entwistle] and I were listening to a stereo L.P. of The Beatles in which the voices come out of one side, and the backing track comes out of the other. And when you actually hear the backing tracks of The Beatles without their voices, they're flippin' lousy". -Pete Townshend

(When asked about the lyrics "I hope I die before I get old" in the song "My Generation") "I am old, right? And, you know, I'm glad I didn't die. That's the sort of thing you say when you're a young geezer, and what do you know when you're young?" –Pete Townshend


Sorry, I know that's a lot. My favorite one's are in bold and my EXTRA favorite ones are in bold and underlined.

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

"Common sense isn't common." -Will Rogers

[axrinekey]

I just realise I'm in love with Mike's quote...

"How cold do you think it is? It's colder than that, really cold." - Mike Shinoda.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6_iRYGcqc

<3

[Squishy_Ho]

"Damn viking sport" - My friend talking about hockey

"The problem with spring is not the rise of hormones: it's the lack of opportunities to make the hormones go low"

"We all hate our chains but it doesn't keep them from chaining us"

[Kimberlys]

You played me for a fool, for too long
Blinded by your lies I never saw your all
Im no longer under your spell
Hear it in a song , you can go to hell

[Squishy_Ho]

"As long as incest stays in the family, there's no problem with it." <--- it is so horribly wrong, but think about it...

[Anstice]

LMFAO.

Quotes from the new movie "Baby Mama." I saw it tonight. Amazing movie, go see it ;)

"There's somepin' wrong with your toilet...:confused:"

"Did you just put your gum underneath my table?"
"I DON'T KNOOOOWWWW. MAYBE YOU PUT SOME DOWN THERE!"

"You're waters breaking! Let's go!"
"*looks back* SHOULDN'T WE CLEAN THAT UP?! D:"


Great movie XD

[Squishy_Ho]

"the X generation is the one that always goes back to living with their parents"

[lproxn]

i strictly follow newton's law..and it applies to life too:eek:

every action has an equal and opposite reaction

[Kimberlys]

all the bullshit you tell about my work is not gonna work today - High road fort minor

[Squishy_Ho]

Is it because our dreams are too big that we keep ourselves from truely living our lives?

[Squishy_Ho]

"Every time you bring real world physics into a conversation about fantasy, a cute catgirl dies."

[Oresama_Shikou]

"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse." - Charles V

[lproxn]

"revolution is a change of mind" - CHE GUEVARA

[Oresama_Shikou]

"I am the King of Rome, and therefore above grammar" - Emperor Sigismund

[lproxn]

"ET TU BRUTE?"- Julius Caesar

[Squishy_Ho]

"The size of your computer screen/monitor is the same as the penis size, but for geeks"

[Oresama_Shikou]

"Here we are, doing 60 MPH in top gear and the engine is doing 1,500 RPM ... It's idling! You fat Aussie slacker!" - James May

[Squishy_Ho]

"Entertainment is everything, regardless of who gets sliced and stuffed in the freezer" -Changeling: the Lost

[Oresama_Shikou]

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you, that's the killer." - Jeremy Clarkson

[Shadow_of_A_Doubt]

"Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion." -Alice Cooper

"History is a guide to navigation in perilous times." -David C. McCullough

[Squishy_Ho]

The fall itself doesn't hurt. Wait until you stop falling.

[lproxn]

"they dont make nice things here kid"
somebody in a movie ..i forgot :p

[Reem]

..because i can't hold on when im streched so thin

[Liquorice]

Worm:'Allo
Sarah:Hello
Worm:No. I said 'allo, but thats close enough.

I love the Labyrinth <3

[lproxn]

"see the prolem with u is that u refuse to get high grades in PDA " - my boyfriend

oh and PDA= Public Display Of Affection :p

[Oresama_Shikou]

This one is in my sig, but it deserves to be in here,

"Lizzie, birds aren't plants." - Me

[Squishy_Ho]

i really love the quote in wookie's sig:

Scientists have discovered an organism that has survived despite the fact that it has not had sex for millions of years. The Scientists found that organism at a Star Wars convention.

[Anstice]

lmfao. I love Mike.

"did you ever get to the last bite of something, and it didn't taste as good as all the rest of it? i hate it when that happens. i just ate a bowl of cheerios, and the last bite was a little sour and soggy. the rest of it was so good, where did i go wrong?"

[Keyser_Soze]

Woman telling an artist: Mister, you're just an alcoholic.
Artist: Madam, you're just ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning.

or something of the sort

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."

-----

Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

[Squishy_Ho]

thanks for clarifying it.

[SHiFTSykosis3]

Life is a bitch and death is a slut, because death comes for everyone and when it's your turn you're fucked

...

:rolleyes:

[Rocksquirrel]

"I think you're the fucking Antichrist"

Now I know where you have that from. It's awesome.

[Squishy_Ho]

- *Psst* Have you noticed all these people watching us?
- ...!
- How long have they been there?
- Look, only half of them are even wearing pants!

[Squishy_Ho]

There's something dreadfully wrong with your scene when the easiest way of getting into a girl's pants is to get into girl pants.

[tristyn]

"that's what she said"

lol nah im jk...

[Reem]

See I've known terror for quite some time
57 years so cruel
Terror breathes the air I breathe
It's the checkpoint on my way to school
Terror is the robbery of my land
And the torture of my mother
The imprisonment of my innocent father
The bullet in my baby brother
The bulldozers and the tanks
The gases and the guns
The bombs that fall outside my door
All due to your funds
You blame me for defending myself
Against the ways of my enemies
I'm terrorized in my own land
But am I the terrorist?

[Kimberlys]

This is my December
This is my time of the year, This is all so clear, This is my snow covered home, This is my December
This is me alone

[axrinekey]

"Hi, this is Mike from Linkin Park and you're listening to Hitx.FM"
I've heard it for two days already when I on the radio!!!!!!!
>DDD MWAHAHAHAHA!

[ZARAcutie]

awww i wish i could get channels from the states :(

[Oresama_Shikou]

"We should watch the film for reserach purposes."
"Does anyone have the film?"
"No, but I can sing the theme song for you?"
"Oh.....good..."

[shattered_pieces]

See I've known terror for quite some time
57 years so cruel
Terror breathes the air I breathe
It's the checkpoint on my way to school
Terror is the robbery of my land
And the torture of my mother
The imprisonment of my innocent father
The bullet in my baby brother
The bulldozers and the tanks
The gases and the guns
The bombs that fall outside my door
All due to your funds
You blame me for defending myself
Against the ways of my enemies
I'm terrorized in my own land
But am I the terrorist?
isn't it about 60 years now?
hard to imagine peace ever happening there.

[Reem]

isn't it about 60 years now?
hard to imagine peace ever happening there.
by there am not all that sure what you mean, the band implied it to Palastine i beleive, i think its for many other countires, the world isnt exaclty what i thought it would be, far from peacefull, but i agree it really is hard to imagine peace, how can all of that be put back in place?

[Squishy_Ho]

Give head if you got it!

[Oresama_Shikou]

I had a dream once, it wasn't nice though, I dreamt I was a moron.

[Squishy_Ho]

"If friends spend more than 60 minutes to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation." - www.xkcd.com

[Squishy_Ho]

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. -Friedrich Nietzsche

[Reem]

all things must pass Mr.Warner<3

[Kimberlys]

we trade money for life

[Sofia_LP4eva]

Even those who never frown eventually break down and I've tried threats but moved on to a promise

[Rocksquirrel]

Vem kan segla förutan vind?

[-Figure.09-]

little bit too much, is just enough for me.

[Rocksquirrel]

"He shows up, he looks shitty, he's got junk equipment, he looks like he's just got up and I want to punch him. And then Aaron starts playing and on the first note it's like, 'You're the guy'. He wasn't trying to be me, and play like I play. He played and chaos came out. It immediately made the band turn into something else." - T.R.

[LP_Fan101]

"I pull out the rockstar card now and then..."

:rolleyes: