Worst Movies You've Ever Seen?

[The_Dragon_of_Twilight]

Title says it all. If you want to provide reviews/ratings, feel free to do so.

[Angiepantalones]

Event Horizon, You Got Served, Stomp The Yard, all those other stupid dancing movies, Epic Movie, Date Movie, anything Bernie Mac or the Wayans brothers have ever touched...

One of my hobbies is downloading awful movies and then hating myself for doing so.

[Nordic_Storm]

Bats

Pretty good review of it that I found on IMDB:

"Yet another made-for-TV stinker starring Lou Diamond Phillips, `Bats' is probably one of the saddest attempts at a horror film I've ever seen. Imagine Alfred Hitchcock's `The Birds.' Now take away every good Hitchcock element of the film and replace the birds with mutant bats with a taste for human flesh. Mix in a dash of torrid acting by washed up actors and a predictably dull plot and you have the modern marvel of cinema that is `Bats.' This movie takes itself too seriously to be laughed at like other bad horror films. Avoid at all costs."

[Nordic_Storm]

Also Supernova

"I bought this used on video about 2 years ago and never got around to watching it until today. I am glad that I haven't wasted my time before this. Normally I am a big fan of Sci-Fi action movies like The Matrix and Event Horizon. Supernova is unoriginal, unfulfilling and uninspiring. This movie is an upgraded 80's B movie. I enjoyed "Hard Rock Zombies" better than this piece of crap. The plot is rushed along and the secondary characters get killed off too quickly. The stupid medical robot thing looked like an 8th grade science project. The only cool part of the movie were the dimensional transportation scenes, but that isn't saying much. There is no explanation given as to why the villain aquires his powers, and his relationship with Angela Basset is glossed over. The sad thing is that people were paid to create this junker. Normally, I like bad movies if you can laugh at them (Hard Rock Zombies), but not this one. This movie had so much potential that was wasted on gratuitous nudity shots and such. I apologize if this review is messy, but having just seen it, my mental stat e is damaged. Avoid this at all costs, unless you want to be flabberghasted by a horrible plot, acting, effects, etc for 90 minutes."

[Nordic_Storm]

Mortal Kombat 2 :p

"You know, I really liked the original Mortal Kombat. Sure they ripped off the premise from another movie, but at least it was good (Enter the Dragon). I loved the games until the 4th one and was widely known as being one of its best and most devoted followers. So maybe all this is why my then-girlfriend's idiot stoner brother told me that he heard this movie was incredible, and I excitedly went to see it.

I'm a patient guy, and I have almost never felt the urge to walk out of a movie due to boredom (Tank Girl is the only other one I recall). But MKA here is a joke. If you really feel the need to see this movie and be surprised, then be forewarned because there are spoilers ahead.

Here's one right off the bat. MKA isn't a sequel proper to the original Mortal Kombat. The original MK was, reasonably, based on the first game. A couple future characters made cameos, but that's it. So it stands to also reason that MKA would be about the second game, the one most fans widely regard to be the best. But whereas the MK film was made at the time that part 2 was yielding to part 3, a lot changed in the extra couple years it took for this film sequel. As MK the movie was leaving theaters, MK3 the game was getting kind of a lukewarm reception, and people got sicker and sicker of it by the time MK4 came out. By now the games were in 3d and the storyline had gone from basic Enter the Dragon tournaments to all out apocalyptic robot wars and sorcerors controlling the fates of a bunch of new, generic characters. Until its decent reinventing in 2002, the MK games had hit a rough and oversaturated spot and would take 5 years to bounce back.

So here in this worst time comes MKA, which skips the best chapter of the games entirely and jumps in at sort of a story junction between the 3rd and 4th games, the worst. So we have characters from all 4 games running around and interacting, which is goofy as it is, and things get worse when sense is tried to be made of it. For example, (spoiler), in maybe the first 2 minutes Johnny Cage, a main character and semi-hero of the first movie, is summarily and unceremoniously killed off. My guess for this is because he wasn't in the 3rd game.

Soon after (more spoilers. In fact, there will be several so if you continue, do at the risk of ruining the wonderful cinematic experience that is MKA), robots from game 3 come in, negating the fact that their sole purpose in the games was to hunt Sub Zero, a character killed in the first movie. Leading the attacks by these fiends and others is Shao Kahn, who in the first movie appeared as a giant demonic face in the sky and here appears as....a masculine human being.

Making things moe complicated is that elder God Raiden, played by Christopher Lambert in the original, is here played by someone else and seems to not want to fight at all, as the character has gone from wizardly power god to short haired, weasely Power Rangers nerd, giving up his immortality in the process and teaching our heroes a thing or two about friendship and courage. Huh?

Sticking things out, unfortunately for them, are Robin Shou and Talisia Soto, who play central characters Liu Kang and Kitana and who've returned from the original film. This time, neither of them are allowed to do anything much more than look shocked at the stupid story developments, and Liu Kang engages in a few fights that capture none of the magic or uniqueness of the original film. And in fact this goes for any fight in this film that I care to remember. In the original, the fights were well choreographed and showcased a good selection of acrobatic and martial arts skill. Action was conveyed through close combat, good angles, and lengthy tradeoffs. And at the very least, there was a genuine moment or two where one might say "wow, that was a cool move!". This time, a lot of the action is illusional, with the camera making quick cuts and sudden moves to sort of convey that stuff is going on. There's nary an actual hand-to hand combat scene that lasts more than 30 seconds, and when you see what else was thrown in instead, you'll want to kill someone yourself.

For example, remember the character Baraka, with his beast face and bladed arms? He's here, and in fact is joined by several identical others, who assault Liu Kang with their reflective cardboard blades in a high-flying trapeze act straight out of the circus. And what about Sheeva, 4-armed character that should have been the answer to decently done Goro, 4-armed creature of the original film? Well, whereas he was conveyed through puppeteering and animatronics, here Sheeva is played by a tall woman in generic spandex who tries to look menacing and does a couple unthreatening hops with her cheesy extra special effect arms.

Things (don't) pick up later on, when Liu Kang randomly encounters Native American character Nightwolf, who explains that Liu must harness his "animality" to succeed. Anyone familiar with the MK universe knows that the "animality" was a ridiculous player rumor which supposed that the MK games contained a method of killing one's opponent by turning into an animal and committing not a fatality but an "animality". This dumb rumor was added to the 3rd game as fan service, and apparently delighted the producers of this film enough that it was actually explained as a real, feasible occurence. "Feel your animality", N.Wolf says to Liu, urging him to harness the beast within. Mr. Wolf then briefly shows Liu how to do it, and then asks,

"pretty cool, huh?"

We who haven't left the room yet are saying "no", but oh boy do we still get a fun surprise. At the end of the film, Liu Kang fights with big masculine guy (er, Shao Kahn), and instead of actual wanted fisticuffs, we get to see the two of them feel their animality and turn into giant, god awful stupid computer-generated beasts who do combat with each other. No, I mean it. They turn into giant computer animated beasts. And we're not talking about Gollum of the Lord of the Rings here- I mean big, shiny, plasticy-looking "we know we want to make big magical creatures but don't yet have the technology to do anything but make them eye-strainingly obvious" effects. Liu Kang could reasonably have turned into a cool chinese dragon or something, but instead winds up being this big-nosed, cross eyed, dopey dragon thing. Shao Kahn turns into something equally ridiculous and less memorable and the two have it out. Then at the last minute Shao Kahn's sorceror dad decides he's gone too far, disgraced the family name by becoming a crappy visual effect, and makes him disappear or something. Then everyone hugs, and more or less runs far, far away.

I hope that this has been an accurate rendering of what my feelings are for this film, because I actually haven't seen it in several years. I don't hate myself enough to watch it more than that. But if you want an actual review without the sarcasm, just look at it this way: It is an insult to the MK franchise and its fans, it fails as a follow-up to the fun original MK film, it fails TERRIBLY as a martial arts film, and in general it just is a dumb waste of time, an arbitrary, thrown-together cash-in sequel. Do yourself a favor and just watch the original, and if you still crave more, go play the games. And if you do insist on seeing this movie, then at the very least inject some fun into it like trying to figure out where those Baraka masks were purchased."

[Rade]

hairspray -.-

[Unicorn]

Beowulf - such a disappointment

The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines

[WookieBastard]

Mortal Kombat 2 :p
[...]


They were shooting Mortal Kombat Devastation in Orlando but then Katrina came and i think the production was cancelled or something. The movie ignored MKA and picks off immediately where the first movie ended. The original cast was also was working on it.

Linden Ashby hints at reprising his role as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat 3.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3665875044240884626&q=mortal+kombat

And the worst movies i've ever seen, pretty much every natural and not-that-natural disaster movie except for armaggedon and deep impact.

Generation X and a weird movie "based" on the Justice League of America.

[nataku]

- evolution
- mr. deeds
- cave
- miss congeniality 2: armed and fabulous
- son of the mask
- bewitched
- tha scorpion king
- daredevil
- avp
- glitter
- crossroads
- looney tunes: back in action
- alone in the dark
- a cinderella story

don't remember the rest xD

[Rob1]

Hostel, and Hostel 2. I'm a big horror fan, and so when I see shit labeled as "The New Generation of Horror!!!", I expect it to be at least half-way scary, and not rely completely on gore so over the top it you laugh at loud while watching it. Glorified torture-porn was all those movies were.

[Kimberlys]

Hairspray and glitter

[emmia]

Serving Sara, Amelie, Children of the Corn-movies and almost all sequels and romantic comedies...

But the absolutely worst is Jörn Donner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0232807/)'s Här börjar äventyret (Adventure Starts Here). If you want to cry from boredom try to get hold of that film.

[nataku]

Hairspray and glitter

i liked "hairspray". it was cute :3

[Rade]

i liked "hairspray". it was cute :3

it was goddamn boring D: all my friends and me came out tired(almost dead) :P

[bloodymurderer]

Well, I was pretty curious to see Gigli when they showed it on tv, just because it was bashed I had to see why with my own eyes. Well... it definitely hit me why the movie has got to be the worst of them all by the time J.Lo appeared. Propably pointless to say I didn't watch the whole movie.


Somebody mentioned Bats earlier, got to agree. The fact that it had the Lucy Lawless (Xena) in it made it worth checking out, though. I'ma quote someone here: "That movie was more like a presentation of an ordinary day of a bat investigator." AKA N.O.T scary.

I'd love to bash more movies, but none come in mind for now. =(

[LP_Fan101]

I've seen a lot of films but some I thought were really crap was The Exorcist - I was expecting it to be way more scary! I mean when it first came out people thought it was terrifying and had to leave the cinema!! WTF?? I was laughing at it!

Also American Werewolf in London - Shite. Enough said.

There are more but I can't be arsed to name them.

[bluetip_echelon]

C.H.U.D. or The Car... <_<

[mistressOFmadness]

some people are gonna hate me, but High school musical...
we were forced to watch it during PE because we wanted to do the basketball dance and it was sooooo fake and boooring and unreal...

[emmia]

some people are gonna hate me, but High school musical...
we were forced to watch it during PE because we wanted to do the basketball dance and it was sooooo fake and boooring and unreal...

I forgot this masterpiece from my list. Pure torture.

[Nordic_Storm]

Amelie

oh dear....:eek:

[Kimberlys]

some people are gonna hate me, but High school musical...
we were forced to watch it during PE because we wanted to do the basketball dance and it was sooooo fake and boooring and unreal...

THANK YOU GOD! i really hate this movie, who do people even care to make such movies like that :P ?
sorry .. lol

[Liquorice]

We watched Grease years ago to see what the hype was about, cos apparantly people STILL love this movie. But it is soooo boring and pathetic.

[WookieBastard]

- evolution
- mr. deeds
- cave
- miss congeniality 2: armed and fabulous
- son of the mask
- bewitched
- tha scorpion king
- daredevil
- avp
- glitter
- crossroads
- looney tunes: back in action
- alone in the dark
- a cinderella story

don't remember the rest xD

agreed. i never remember the bad movies...

There was this movie about Italian dragon slayers... one of the worst movies i've ever seen. bad sfx, bad dialogues, horrible acting. Just like "El Noctambulo" the first and probably the last uruguayan superhero. I never laughed so much about a movie.

Jean Claude Van Damme's and Steven Segal filmographies.

Amelie
Even if you didn't like it, that movie doesn't deserve to be here. French cinema is the best these days.

[LPrnw@y]

Amelie

are you serious??it's in my top 5. <3
imo, it's one of the best french movies.

[emmia]

Even if you didn't like it, that movie doesn't deserve to be here. French cinema is the best these days.

Really? I think it fits perfectly on my list. I do have to give credit for the colors in the movie though but that's about it. Amelie is way too naïve, cute, fairytale-like, materialistic... and boring. A big disapointment after all the hype and "gosh, it's the best movie I have ever seen!!!"-comments. I'd like to have my cotton candy in eatable form, thank you very much. Movie cannot be build just on Tautou's smile and postcard-like views.

Or maybe my brain, destroyed by blood and guts flying all over the screen, is unfit to receive all that artistry and French humour Amelie contains. :D

[nataku]

Amelie
maaan... this movie is so warm and full of optimism <3
i love it.

[heyosnow]

- evolution
- mr. deeds
- cave
- miss congeniality 2: armed and fabulous
- son of the mask
- bewitched
- tha scorpion king
- daredevil
- avp
- glitter
- crossroads
- looney tunes: back in action
- alone in the dark
- a cinderella story

don't remember the rest xD

you read my thoughts :eek:
but i put here titanic,one about sheakspeare,all with leonardo di caprio,high school musical all,transformers

[nataku]

you read my thoughts :eek:
but i put here titanic,one about sheakspeare,all with leonardo di caprio,high school musical all,transformers

but you're not readig mine xD
i haven't seen high school musical and transformers BUT i think titanic is a really good movie.
and: are you talking about "shakespeare in love"? this is like one of my fav movies! amazing... <3
and i'm not fan of dicaprio but "romeo and juliet" with him, "catch me if you can"... well, those are good movies.

[Angiepantalones]

I've seen a lot of films but some I thought were really crap was The Exorcist - I was expecting it to be way more scary! I mean when it first came out people thought it was terrifying and had to leave the cinema!! WTF?? I was laughing at it!

Because in the early 70s horror films really weren't anything like what was in The Exorcist. They relied on monsters like Dracula and Frankenstein and the Swamp Thing and what have you. The use of a child, the involvement of demonic forces, the special effects, were all new and uncharted territory when The Exorcist came out.

[mau_mon_san]

accepted...maid in Manhattan...shall we dance...
basically any j.lo movie!

american pie movies_ they are just stupid and corny!!!

dreamgirls... it gives me goosebumps, plus i hate how the girl from american idol act in there...

high school musical movies... full of shit!!! and i think that the "stars" they call who act in HSM are hypocrites and truly bad bad bad actors!!!

[Avii]

Epic Movie, Hulk, something about fish [no Shark Tale], Desperado... I dont remember the rest now...

[nataku]

something about fish [no Shark Tale]
"sposób na rekina" => "shark bait" ?

[VoodooGTS]

Red Line the movie. I would have to say sucked so bad even though Im into cars.

[Unicorn]

I forgot about Wrong Turn. I was laughing so hard watching it.

[Avii]

"sposób na rekina" => "shark bait" ?

yes! omg it sucked so much...

[Kein_Engel]

Spiderman.

[nataku]

yes! omg it sucked so much...

i haven't seen it.

Spiderman.

first part? i think second was worse. i haven't seen third, yet.

[Kein_Engel]

first part? i think second was worse. i haven't seen third, yet.
First was pure torture. I ended up looking at the ceiling and praying it'd be over soon.
I dont remember much from the second one and I havent seen the third and I probably wont.

[nooon]

Coronado. Ever seen it? It's horrible.
My second choice is Gloden Compass. I don't like fantasy, but GC sucks. Totally.

[shinodasgirl5177]

napoleon dynimate,epic movie, hostel 2, one missed call <<< stupiest fuking movie i've seen in my life

[Jen_1012]

The Hulk.

I really like Eric Bana, but I hated this movie.

[Sandy_Serbia]

The Grudge-I didn`t know it was going to be funny...because it was

[nillp]

premonition;
a walk to remember;
hostel 2;
the ring & the ring 2;
the hulk;

and all brazilian movies.. ;)

[Liquorice]

I didn't like the first 2 Batman movies, so I've not bothered to watch the rest.

[Nordic_Storm]

and all brazilian movies.. ;)

Not City Of God!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djh5tGNj4Qw

[WookieBastard]

i haven't seen it.



first part? i think second was worse. i haven't seen third, yet.

in my opinion the 2nd one was the best. The third is the worst by far... it doesn't even make sense and the fighting is shit.

[Rocksquirrel]

The third is the worst by far... it doesn't even make sense and the fighting is shit.

Too many main characters,too little time. How many times did you see Sandman? 3X for like 2 1/2 minutes. And then the whole romance M.J story. -____-

the best really was when Spiderman became evil aka emo look. That was cool and kinda interesting. The rest meh.

[KerovinBlack]

Cradel Of Fear
Though i wached only 5 mins had to turn it of never seen so much $**t oh well lol

[DMCMaster550]

All the Texas Chainsaw movies and any one like them cause their all the same slasher movie bout some traveling group that gets killed by some crazy rednecks.
Hostel both of those movies no plot, and just glorified gore.
Saw 4 all it was was a rehash of the originals with a little extra plot but it wasn't as talented and i guessed the 'suprise' ending ten minutes in.
Hairspray and any other musical boring and unrealistic.
The last two Resident Evil movies they ruined the game series and steered so far away from the games plot its sad.
Solaris i fell asleep before finishing this boring ass movie.
Any movie by Uwe Bolle anything this guy touches turns to shit.
And theres some more they were just so shitty i repressed them from memory

[LP_Fan101]

I totally agree that the Chainsaw Massacre was crap. But I like the RE movies.

Snakes On A Plane was like the worst thing ever as pretty much all the snakes aren't even real!
The Wilderness. It made me laugh but the camera filming was shite.
Predator. I was expecting something WAY more scary, I mean it's Arnold Schwarzeneggar!!
Alien. It made me laugh again. I was told it was horrible, especially at the part where the alien jumped out of the guy LMAO!
Open Water - must've been filmed by a beginner camera man, as it was crap!

[DMCMaster550]

I totally agree that the Chainsaw Massacre was crap. But I like the RE movies.

Snakes On A Plane was like the worst thing ever as pretty much all the snakes aren't even real!
The Wilderness. It made me laugh but the camera filming was shite.
Predator. I was expecting something WAY more scary, I mean it's Arnold Schwarzeneggar!!
Alien. It made me laugh again. I was told it was horrible, especially at the part where the alien jumped out of the guy LMAO!
Open Water - must've been filmed by a beginner camera man, as it was crap!

I liked Alien and Predator, but yeah Snakes on a Plane obviously had to suck just cause of the name, I never saw the Wilderness, and Open Water was funny

[LP_Fan101]

I liked Alien and Predator, but yeah Snakes on a Plane obviously had to suck just cause of the name, I never saw the Wilderness, and Open Water was funny

Lol you should definatly watch The Wilderness. It's not that scary - the only scary part's got to be where a guy get ripped apart by a bunch of dogs XD

I know there's another Alien Vs Predator - that I want to see :D

[DMCMaster550]

Lol you should definatly watch The Wilderness. It's not that scary - the only scary part's got to be where a guy get ripped apart by a bunch of dogs XD

I know there's another Alien Vs Predator - that I want to see :D

Lolz guy getting ripped up by a bunch of dogs in the wilderness sounds like the opening scene to the remake of the first Resident Evil game for the Gamecube lolz. And yea i wanna see it too. I was looking at the back of the cover to the video game and it said it was placed in Gunnison, Colorado. Thatd be freaking awesome cuz my cousin was born there

[LP_Fan101]

What was placed in Colorado?? Resident Evil?
Bit confused :confused: lol

[Beauty_Fiend]

... said it was placed in Gunnison, Colorado. Thatd be freaking awesome cuz my cousin was born there

The new Alien vs Predator movie took place there, if I remember correctly.

[WookieBastard]

Too many main characters,too little time. How many times did you see Sandman? 3X for like 2 1/2 minutes. And then the whole romance M.J story. -____-

exactly. sometimes less is more... but raimi thought it'd be cool to have shallow characters hitting each other every 15 mins.

it was exciting to know that venom was in the movie, but sandman and the hogoblin were really not needed. Those two characters made venom less important in the storyline and it'd have been exactly the same if he was in the movie or not in the end.

i hope raimi redeems himself in the 4th movie.

[DK]

Starship Troopers 2..They ruined a classic...
The battle scenes was soo dark you couldn't see anything. The story is also stupid. Everything was just horrible.

[WookieBastard]

Starship Troopers 2..They ruined a classic...
The battle scenes was soo dark you couldn't see anything. The story is also stupid. Everything was just horrible.

starship troopers sequels suck...

[Liquorice]

Jason vs Freddy was extremely lame.

[DMCMaster550]

What was placed in Colorado?? Resident Evil?
Bit confused :confused: lol


AVP: Reqieum

[DMCMaster550]

Starship Troopers 2..They ruined a classic...
The battle scenes was soo dark you couldn't see anything. The story is also stupid. Everything was just horrible.


the original Starship Troopers movie was excellent and possibly the best sci fi epic i've ever seen. the second one got rid of the main characters, it didn't expand on Johnny Ricos story, the acting sucked, the special effects were downgraded from the original. apparently they're coming out with a third movie with the characters from the first, hopefully it turns out good and not the hunk of crap that was Starship Troopers 2

[LP_Fan101]

AVP: Reqieum

Ooooo I really want to see it! :D :D

[LP13413]

In one way or another, Napolean Dynamite and also, any movie starring Hillary Duff

[onetwelve]

Killers in the house

bad movie
terrible manuscript
bad acting
too predictable

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Not Another Teen Movie.
Epic Movie.

...All those kinda movies are fucking stupid.

Err.. Flight of the Living Dead.. It could have been so brilliant.. but they let shit film makers create it.

Mammoth. Oh good god, there are no words..

Bats.

Captivity. Vacancy.

Seed of Chucky. The Exorcist. The sequels to The Omen.

ALL Steven Segal movies.

And, whoever said Amelie.. THANKYOU. Good god that film sure was overrated tripe.

There are so many that I'll have to add more later.

[DK]

the original Starship Troopers movie was excellent and possibly the best sci fi epic i've ever seen. the second one got rid of the main characters, it didn't expand on Johnny Ricos story, the acting sucked, the special effects were downgraded from the original. apparently they're coming out with a third movie with the characters from the first, hopefully it turns out good and not the hunk of crap that was Starship Troopers 2
I know dude...I thought the story was continuing on the 2nd one. When the story was different, I was DISAPPOINTED! It didn't have that vibe compared to Starship Troopers. Is the 3rd one directed from the first director? Or is it the 2nd (if it is, I'm not gonna watch it...).

[WookieBastard]

i think the third one will be directed by Edward Neumeier, the guy who did the screenplay for the original Starship Troopers, it'll be his debut as director i think.

anyways, bad movies: austin powers... i can't stand those movies.

[turexid]

Full Metal Jacket ;)

[DMCMaster550]

I know dude...I thought the story was continuing on the 2nd one. When the story was different, I was DISAPPOINTED! It didn't have that vibe compared to Starship Troopers. Is the 3rd one directed from the first director? Or is it the 2nd (if it is, I'm not gonna watch it...).

idk from what i've seen its just a rumor, i hope if they are really making a third one the characters do come back and the original director is doing it

[mau_mon_san]

glitter, and basically any britney spears and mandy moore movie...they suck at acting...hate the storyboard...and just stupid!

[Nordic_Storm]

Full Metal Jacket ;)

Buuuuuu!!!!!

[LPrnw@y]

Aviator.

i know it's considered a good movie and the acting was great, but i found it extremely boring! i haven't been so bored during a movie.like it was endless! i almost fell asleep on the chair.
but that's my opinion :)

[WrestlingChick]

The Notebook... what a fuckin yawn

[Close_Your_Eyes]

Beneath Still Waters. I don't know what even made me see that movie.

The English version of Dark Water also sucked eggs.

[mau_mon_san]

Beneath Still Waters. I don't know what even made me see that movie.

The English version of Dark Water also sucked eggs.

i agree... dark water just made me sleepy...not scary at all...

[IFoughtTheLaw]

Manos the Hands of Fate!!

[heyosnow]

titanic
all movies with adam sandler and jim carrey and ben affleck
a walk to remember
all movies with hilary duff, lindsay lohan and any actress going from disney

[shinodasgirl5177]

one missed call, epic movie.. i swear to goodness i wanted to shoot myself after 5 minutes of it i couldnt finish watching it, that it was that retarded

[AmandaC]

A Prairie Home Companion. Meryl Streep but yawn again.
Superman! God dammit.

[LP_Fan101]

one missed call, epic movie.. i swear to goodness i wanted to shoot myself after 5 minutes of it i couldnt finish watching it, that it was that retarded

Yes I agree Epic Movie sucked! It was so bad and really cheesy humour. I had to sit through while my brother watched it. Let's just say it gets worse as it goes on! And now there's a second one! Ughh :mad:

[Lynford]

I'm with you on Notebook (my flatmate said i was dead on the inside coz i didn't cry!!)

It's an oldie but I hate The Bodyguard - i paid my money then promptly fell asleep in the cinema lol! I was about 14 thou :)

[mystery10]

shutter.....this movie should have been a horror film....in the end it was so funny....:)

[Shadow_keeper]

i hate the bodyguard. have yo seen Welcome to the jungle. now that was a crap film. im glad i didnt spend the money to see it.

[LP_Fan101]

I saw Welcom To The Jungle the other night. It was okay. Isn't one of the guys a wrestler? The Rock? Lol XD

[Nordic_Storm]

Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2

[turexid]

Title says it all. If you want to provide reviews/ratings, feel free to do so.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Trainspotting
:p

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

I got to page five and gave up.

The worst movies that I have ever seen are as follows:

Cabin Fever
Dead End
Vacancy
Captivity
Broken
Wolf Creek
Wrong Turn 2 (I actually enjoy the corniness of the first one, however)
Bats
Hostel
Nightmare on Elm Street part 2
Hard Candy

I don't really remember bad non-horror movies unless they're mentioned to me. Horror is my favourite genre, and therefore I have to remember what the shit ones are so I don't end up wasting my money on them. xD

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one missed call <<< stupiest fuking movie i've seen in my life

I hope you're referring to the American version, because the Japanese version is fantastic.

Amelie.

Oh my god, I love you.
I thought I was the only person in the world that wasn't woo'd by this movie. It was so boring. -___-

Children of the Corn-movies.

And now I don't love you, because Children of the Corn (first one) is one of my favourite movies. Classic horror is fantastic, and it was certainly one of the good Stephen King adaptations. In my opinion, of course.

We watched Grease years ago to see what the hype was about, cos apparantly people STILL love this movie. But it is soooo boring and pathetic.

Grease is over rated, but it isn't terrible.

[Reem]

epic movie
waiting
the fog
loads more,its easy to pick out movies you dont like,thats all i can remember for now though.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

the fog.

Which version?
John Carpenter or remake?

[Rocksquirrel]

I got to page five and gave up.

The worst movies that I have ever seen are as follows:

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Hard Candy



What's so bad about Hard Candy?

[Reem]

Which version?
John Carpenter or remake?
the one Directered by Rupert Wainwright. Tom Welling? the 05 one.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

What's so bad about Hard Candy?

It just didn't do anything for me. It was a reasonable storyline, but I don't like it when films go "la, la BOOM torture" kinda thing. I can't really remember it that well, since I saw it a while ago. But I don't recall her motives(other than him being a paedophile), why was she so fucked up?

Maybe it's one of those I should watch again. Since when I saw it I had my ex sat next to me, chipping in every 10 seconds like he always did. He's one of those "that wouldn't blow up!" people. I really hate that. o__O

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

the one Directered by Rupert Wainwright. Tom Welling? the 05 one.

Ahh yeah, the remake. They turned it into a teen movie and really mutilated it.

[LP_eLa]

catch me if you can!!! ... and wishing stairs!!!

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

wishing stairs!!!

That movie wasn't fantastic, granted. But it's definitely a lot better than half of the shit America churns out every year.

[Keyser_Soze]

Dancer In The Dark
The Constant Gardener
oh, and
Battle Royale

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Battle Royale

:eek: :eek:

:(

[Keyser_Soze]

:eek: :eek:

:(

Bwahahahaha!! I knew you'd reply with something like that. I haven't actually seen it yet. Got it on Sky+, just haven't got round to watching it yet.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Bwahahahaha!! I knew you'd reply with something like that. I haven't actually seen it yet. Got it on Sky+, just haven't got round to watching it yet.

I had a feeling that's what you were doing. :p
The book is better, but I love the film. I must have watched it a hundred times. o___o

[Keyser_Soze]

I had a feeling that's what you were doing. :p
The book is better, but I love the film. I must have watched it a hundred times. o___o

That's like me and Beverley Hills Cop. I hate to think how many times I've watched that.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

That's like me and Beverley Hills Cop. I hate to think how many times I've watched that.

It's to a point where I can listen to it and tell you what scene it is, or what's happening and who's talking. It's mildly impressive, to say I can't understand the language. xD

I don't think I've ever actually seen Beverley Hills Cop. :o

[Pure_Ainmhi]

Some of the worst movies I've seen are

Be Kind, Rewind - Still can't believe I wasted money to see it in the cinema.

The Game - Ridiculous plot.... Biggest waste of two hours of my life.

Vacancy - Same stupid modern horror plot. Predictable and at tiimes extremely annoying imo.

Cheaper By The Dozen - *yawns*

10,000 B.C - I really didn't understand what the hell was going on. I took a chance cos the trailers made it look so good. Oh how they lied.

Sex and the City - Maybe I just hate it because I've never watched any of the tv shows but it's a very misleading title for a film. Lots of city, very little sex.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Sex and the City - Maybe I just hate it because I've never watched any of the tv shows but it's a very misleading title for a film. Lots of city, very little sex.

You have to watch the series and like it to like the film. Because, storywise, the film carries on some years after the end of the sixth series.

There was a lot more sex in the TV show. Emma told me that they cut it down for the movie. I haven't actually seen it yet though, but I loved the series.

[Reem]

Ahh yeah, the remake. They turned it into a teen movie and really mutilated it.
yeah it was silly. change post? i was meant to reply to the other one but i had to do go, i liked the other one,came here meaning to reply toit but you changed it:( lol all good, but yeahi know what you mean about how some people are that kind where they keep saying things like "oh no thats not gonna happen" or "ohh he's is so gonna get killed!!" you said you might want to watch it again, dont waste your time, i dont remember it myself much either but wouldnt we know how it went if we really did like it? i think we would. but i understand that you weren't really paying attention like you said something like it, so i dontknow do watch it again if you want to.

[Pure_Ainmhi]

You have to watch the series and like it to like the film. Because, storywise, the film carries on some years after the end of the sixth series.

There was a lot more sex in the TV show. Emma told me that they cut it down for the movie. I haven't actually seen it yet though, but I loved the series.

The film for me really wouldn't wanna make me to start watching the series. I'd feel like I'd be going backwards or something anyway.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

The film for me really wouldn't wanna make me to start watching the series. I'd feel like I'd be going backwards or something anyway.

You would be going backwards. You know what happens before you had chance to get to know the characters, there's no point now. :p

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

yeah it was silly. change post? i was meant to reply to the other one but i had to do go, i liked the other one,came here meaning to reply toit but you changed it:( lol all good, but yeahi know what you mean about how some people are that kind where they keep saying things like "oh no thats not gonna happen" or "ohh he's is so gonna get killed!!" you said you might want to watch it again, dont waste your time, i dont remember it myself much either but wouldnt we know how it went if we really did like it? i think we would. but i understand that you weren't really paying attention like you said something like it, so i dontknow do watch it again if you want to.

Which post did I change? :confused: I've posted in here that much today that I don't remember. xD

It wasn't even that little. I always talk to movies myself "Don't do that, you fucking idiot!" kinda stuff, but only when I'm on my own. xD
We'd watch an action movie and it'd be "that gun wouldn't fire, because it's wet/he's holding it wrong", "that car wouldn't explode, they've tested it!", "wow, he's a stereotypical dad-character". It's just a movie, who cares?! So annoying. -___-

You're probably right about that. I would still remember it more if I actually enjoyed it. Which I didn't. It was one of those movies you watch once and never feel the need to watch again. Kinda like "There's Something About Mary". lol

[shinodasgirl5177]

epic movie, stupidiest movie i've EVER seen in my life, hostel 2 omg that movie made me wanna throw up it wasent scary it was disgusting

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

epic movie, stupidiest movie i've EVER seen in my life

You couldn't tell that just from the trailer?
They need to stop making movies like that. Don't get me wrong, spoofs actually used to be funny (Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights).. but all these new ones (scary moviex4, epic movie, teen movie, etc) certainly deserve to burn in this thread.

[shinodasgirl5177]

i already knew it was bad, but my sister's aunt practaclly forced me to watch it, it was horrible -.-

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

i already knew it was bad, but my sister's aunt practaclly forced me to watch it, it was horrible -.-

Oh dear, I feel your pain. :(

[shinodasgirl5177]

lol its ok its all over now :p

[Pure_Ainmhi]

You would be going backwards. You know what happens before you had chance to get to know the characters, there's no point now. :p

I think I'll stick with the usual tv shows I watch. Bring on the 24 movie next year.

Oh another bad movie I saw was Napolean Dynamite. I just got very irritated by it for some reason.

[Reem]

Which post did I change? :confused: I've posted in here that much today that I don't remember. xD

It wasn't even that little. I always talk to movies myself "Don't do that, you fucking idiot!" kinda stuff, but only when I'm on my own. xD
We'd watch an action movie and it'd be "that gun wouldn't fire, because it's wet/he's holding it wrong", "that car wouldn't explode, they've tested it!", "wow, he's a stereotypical dad-character". It's just a movie, who cares?! So annoying. -___-

You're probably right about that. I would still remember it more if I actually enjoyed it. Which I didn't. It was one of those movies you watch once and never feel the need to watch again. Kinda like "There's Something About Mary". lol]

haha you forgot? thats alright,it was the onei quoted, don't worry.

yeah i get what you mean, i comment too, but there are comments, and there are comments,heh, yeah things like what you said, its normali guess to have such connection if your into the movie.

"that gun wouldn't fire, because it's wet/he's holding it wrong", "that car wouldn't explode, they've tested it!", "wow, he's a stereotypical dad-character". lol he(?) was that annoying? mm thats not cool.

yeah i know what you mean, i've watched there is something about mary like a million times though cos its always on tv hah. But yeah i guess things like, the old narnia (or even the new one hah) i wouldnt watch them, have you watched the older version of narnia by the way? its just lame,if you haven't, please don't bother, it's a waste of hours.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

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haha you forgot? thats alright,it was the onei quoted, don't worry.

yeah i get what you mean, i comment too, but there are comments, and there are comments,heh, yeah things like what you said, its normali guess to have such connection if your into the movie.

"that gun wouldn't fire, because it's wet/he's holding it wrong", "that car wouldn't explode, they've tested it!", "wow, he's a stereotypical dad-character". lol he(?) was that annoying? mm thats not cool.

yeah i know what you mean, i've watched there is something about mary like a million times though cos its always on tv hah. But yeah i guess things like, the old narnia (or even the new one hah) i wouldnt watch them, have you watched the older version of narnia by the way? its just lame,if you haven't, please don't bother, it's a waste of hours.

I have a terrible memory lately. :p

It's natural to comment things like what I said, because as you said.. you get involved in the movie (if it's good or you're enjoying it). But yes, he was that annoying. Those are direct quotes of his. I got so close to just turning the TV off so many times. :mad:

It's different movies for everyone I guess then :p I have seen the old Naria movie, it was pretty bad really. I never bothered with the new one, didn't interest me in the slightest. lol

[Reem]

I have a terrible memory lately. :p

It's natural to comment things like what I said, because as you said.. you get involved in the movie (if it's good or you're enjoying it). But yes, he was that annoying. Those are direct quotes of his. I got so close to just turning the TV off so many times. :mad:

It's different movies for everyone I guess then :p I have seen the old Naria movie, it was pretty bad really. I never bothered with the new one, didn't interest me in the slightest. lol
lol turning the tv off? yeah i'd do that.
i have a friend that ruins movies thiev seen for you, everytime we watch a movie that she had watched before, she'd go on about whats going to happen next, and im sitting there thinking why im i watching this if i know whats going to happen you know? so now we only watch ones she hasn't watched before lol.

yeah it is different for everyone i agree, at times you yourself think you like it,watch it again and see it differently,and the opposite occurs too. Oh and novels and movies, do yu get that novels are always better than the movie? or sometimes you watch a movie, not like it, then read the book,watch teh movie again and like it somehow? mm
oh yu didnt watch the new one? do you mean the one coming out now? (its out in the us im guessing) or do you mean liek the narnia from like 05 or so? the second wasn'tr bad at all actualy, i didnt like it much butit was alright, that could be cus its just so much better than the old,cheap one.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

lol turning the tv off? yeah i'd do that.
i have a friend that ruins movies thiev seen for you, everytime we watch a movie that she had watched before, she'd go on about whats going to happen next, and im sitting there thinking why im i watching this if i know whats going to happen you know? so now we only watch ones she hasn't watched before lol.

yeah it is different for everyone i agree, at times you yourself think you like it,watch it again and see it differently,and the opposite occurs too. Oh and novels and movies, do yu get that novels are always better than the movie? or sometimes you watch a movie, not like it, then read the book,watch teh movie again and like it somehow? mm
oh yu didnt watch the new one? do you mean the one coming out now? (its out in the us im guessing) or do you mean liek the narnia from like 05 or so? the second wasn'tr bad at all actualy, i didnt like it much butit was alright, that could be cus its just so much better than the old,cheap one.

Oh dear, I'd probably end up throwing things at someone like her. xD You made the right decision, to only watch movies she hasn't seen when she's there. lol

YES! I did that with Aladdin. It seemed so much better when I was younger. :( lol
I mean the '05 one. It just never really interested me at all, and I won't go see the new one when it comes out either. I don't know if it's out in America or not, it probably is. I'm in England. :p

[Reem]

Oh dear, I'd probably end up throwing things at someone like her. xD You made the right decision, to only watch movies she hasn't seen when she's there. lol

YES! I did that with Aladdin. It seemed so much better when I was younger. :( lol
I mean the '05 one. It just never really interested me at all, and I won't go see the new one when it comes out either. I don't know if it's out in America or not, it probably is. I'm in England. :p

haha yeah i guess i'd have to throw thinsg at her if she kept it up.

lol well aladdin might be a different case:p nah joking, yeah i kinda liked Aladdin better back then, all the disney's rubbish seemed fun back in the day, now it's all cheesy and perfect and oh but some are okay i got to admit.
oh you did? i see. Oh my bad, i for some reason thought you lived over in the u.s. Goodie we have the same queen, bless her we just had last monday off because of her majesty's birthday.(i live in Australia)

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

haha yeah i guess i'd have to throw thinsg at her if she kept it up.

lol well aladdin might be a different case:p nah joking, yeah i kinda liked Aladdin better back then, all the disney's rubbish seemed fun back in the day, now it's all cheesy and perfect and oh but some are okay i got to admit.
oh you did? i see. Oh my bad, i for some reason thought you lived over in the u.s. Goodie we have the same queen, bless her we just had last monday off because of her majesty's birthday.(i live in Australia)

Who wouldn't? xD

Yeah, some are still good. I still love Prince of Egypt, Pocahontas (sp?), Mulan and their version of Robin Hood is awesome. xD
You have a day off for the Queen's birthday? Even we don't get that. lol

[Reem]

Who wouldn't? xD

Yeah, some are still good. I still love Prince of Egypt, Pocahontas (sp?), Mulan and their version of Robin Hood is awesome. xD
You have a day off for the Queen's birthday? Even we don't get that. lol

hah good point.

yeah true Pocahontas is good, mulan was alright i forgot how it went but i remember liking it, yeah they have okay stuff but then they wreck it all with stuff like herpie[sp?] with lohan. There was this other one that im not sure whether it's with disney or not, it was about this princess or whatever that turns into a black swain at night, i think it was called the black swain.mmm.
ahh no way?! we do i thought you guys got like a week off or something!

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

hah good point.

yeah true Pocahontas is good, mulan was alright i forgot how it went but i remember liking it, yeah they have okay stuff but then they wreck it all with stuff like herpie[sp?] with lohan. There was this other one that im not sure whether it's with disney or not, it was about this princess or whatever that turns into a black swain at night, i think it was called the black swain.mmm.
ahh no way?! we do i thought you guys got like a week off or something!

Oh, you mean herbie? lol yeah they do make some very big mistakes. That whole black swan thing sounds familiar, it might not be an original Disney idea but I'm sure they did their version.
A week?! haha, I'm sure everyone here wishes that happened. lol

[Jay_of_Diamonds]

Meet the Spartans is prolly the worst movie ive ever seen
i give it a 2/10 thousand for being so crappy

[Titan50]

Big Fish
Corpse Pride
You, Me and Dupree
Hitch
Super Mario Bros.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Big Fish.

That movie really didn't seem to have a point, did it?

[On_My_Own]

The new Hulk movie. It bad and I advise peopel who have not see it, not to see this movie!

[On_My_Own]

Big Fish
Corpse Pride
You, Me and Dupree
Hitch
Super Mario Bros.

I think that Hitch was good. But Corpse Brie was shite :)

There's a Mario Bros movie? :eek: haha!

[the6ONE]

I think the story movies are the worst...

[shinodasgirl5177]

hostel 2 big waste of money

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

I have no idea how I could possibly have forgotten to mention:

Batman and Robin. xD

[LP_Fan101]

I have no idea how I could possibly have forgotten to mention:

Batman and Robin. xD

:eek: What version? The proper old one or the newer one? If you say the newer one I might just have to kill you :p

Epic Movie
All 3 LOTR (big yawn)
13 Ghosts
The Others
Snakes On A Plane
Those are all I can think of atm.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

:eek: What version? The proper old one or the newer one? If you say the newer one I might just have to kill you :p

Epic Movie
All 3 LOTR (big yawn)
13 Ghosts
The Others
Snakes On A Plane
Those are all I can think of atm.

Both really. xD
George Clooney was a terrible Batman! lol

And I may have to kill you for putting Snakes on a Plane on your list! That movie was hilarious. xD

[LP_Fan101]

Both really. xD
George Clooney was a terrible Batman! lol

And I may have to kill you for putting Snakes on a Plane on your list! That movie was hilarious. xD

Lol! I guess you're right xD

I watched Snakes On A Plane this morning actually. It does make me laugh but it's shite though...admit it :p I love the song at the end hehe.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Lol! I guess you're right xD

I watched Snakes On A Plane this morning actually. It does make me laugh but it's shite though...admit it :p I love the song at the end hehe.

:P

It's not meant to be some kind of epic movie, it's there purely for comic value. The Anaconda with teeth gives that away, even if nothing else does! lol
So I will admit it, it's not what I'd personally call a great movie. But it's not terrible, I mean it's funny. And it just reminded me of a plane related movie that was god-awful.

Did anyone see Flight of the Living Dead? hahaha, now that was bad. xD


And I'm actually going now. There are only 40 minutes of Friday the 13th left. xD Bye Holly.

[Reem]

Oh, you mean herbie? lol yeah they do make some very big mistakes. That whole black swan thing sounds familiar, it might not be an original Disney idea but I'm sure they did their version.
A week?! haha, I'm sure everyone here wishes that happened. lol


Ah yeah,my bad. Oh it sounds familiar? yeah i guessit's some type of classic,i watched it ages ago when i was a little kid and it wasn't by disney i just thought they made one later which you said they could have so yeah.
lol yeah a week would d for everyone.

[heyosnow]

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2

[Reem]

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2
Do you really mean all movies with the actors you mentioned? I mean people like Hilarry Duff i can understand as most of her movies are quiet similar, but people like Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey have more than one genre. You remind me of people who say things like 'i hate all pop music and pop artists'.

[The_Dragon_of_Twilight]

WHa!?!?!?!? I posted this thread on the 1st of Decamber last year, and it's still up here! Wow....

I feel lucky I haven't watched many of the movies that were listed here, LOL

[Reem]

i just watched snakes on a plane, and it would have to be one of the movies on my list,it's got some okay bits but over all, it's stupid as.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2

You named Fight Club in a thread about bad movies.
Your opinion officially has no merit. :)

[shattered_pieces]

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SERIOUS??!

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SERIOUS??!

That was pretty much my reaction.
The kid's got no taste, clearly. :p

[Titan50]

I think that Hitch was good. But Corpse Brie was shite :)

There's a Mario Bros movie? :eek: haha!

I fell asleep in Hitch

And yes, there is a Mario movie, but it rips off the game and shits on it. The only thing Mario is the title, the clothes (except Bowser, who's a HUMAN DISGUISED AS A DINOSAUR). And Yoshi, and Toad, who's a BUSKER) and the names.

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

And yes, there is a Mario movie, but it rips off the game and shits on it. The only thing Mario is the title, the clothes (except Bowser, who's a HUMAN DISGUISED AS A DINOSAUR). And Yoshi, and Toad, who's a BUSKER) and the names.

I thought Bowser was just some rich dodgey guy with a bit of "bling" in that movie?

[Titan50]

I thought Bowser was just some rich dodgey guy with a bit of "bling" in that movie?

Ages since I last saw it, don't want to risk losing another brain cell

[shinodasgirl5177]

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2


ANY movie with adam sandler in it is HILARIOUS! he's my favorite actor and jim carrey is also funny

[Mika]

worst movie???

ELF!!!!! :eek:

stupid movie, stupid actor.....

[shinodasgirl5177]

worst movie???

ELF!!!!! :eek:

stupid movie, stupid actor.....

aww i thought that movie was cute! :(

[AmandaC]

Wicker Park. The Messengers. Superman Returns.
A Prairie Home Companion put me into deep, deep sleep...

[Anstice]

-Meet the Spartans
-The Village
-The Happening
-All the 'Scary Movie' movies
-Borat
-The 2nd Lilo & Stitch
-Any movie that's supposed to be scary and really isn't

That's all I can think of :/

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

The Messengers.

That movie was predictable. I personally enjoyed it, however. Probably because John Corbet was in it.

[crystalrussianla]

wicker man
scream if you look at it scream is the most suckest movie ever
cross road's
high school musical i never seen high school musial but just by
watching the commercial i new it sucked ..lol
but the suckest movie of all is little man

[arizzel]

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2


I want the two hours of my life back that I spent watching Don't Mess With the Zohan.. Not that Adam Sandler is bad, but that movie certainly was.

[tristyn]

in my opinion, zohan wasn't that bad. i thought some parts were pretty funny... but i'll admit, it wasn't amazing, like i thought it would be. i mean, the commercial... yeah but, i'm fine wit my two hours of life...

but then, i was watching it while "studying" for my english final, so i dunno how much my opinion counts for...

[Titan50]

-Borat


Boart was brilliant, you just need a risque sense of humour

-The Happening
That's been getting really negative reviews, but I really want to see it :(

[Kazuo_Kiriyama]

Boart was brilliant, you just need a risque sense of humour

In order to enjoy that pile of tosh you need a shoddy excuse for a sense humour.
What a pile of shit.

[MarathonMan]

wicker man
scream if you look at it scream is the most suckest movie ever
cross road's
high school musical i never seen high school musial but just by
watching the commercial i new it sucked ..lol
but the suckest movie of all is little man

Scream is an awesome movie (well actually I don't like the first one but the Second and third are FTW :)).

titanic
all movies with:

ben affelek
adam sandler
jim carrey
hilary duff
lindsay lohan
the olsen twins
all superheroes movies(xman, spiderman, bataman, superman etc.)
stupids triologies of harry potter, matrix and lord of the rings
fight club
high school musical 1&2

Jim Carrey is pretty funny to me. He has some pretty good ones (the first Mask was pretty kool). He has some bad ones though, like Horton Hears a Who and The Grinch.

[heyosnow]

i don't watched this but...
http://www.mikeshinoda.com/blog/Random/the_crappening

if mike hated, i will hate this too

[stevie_g]

My super ex girlfriend and most chick flicks - boring and repettitive

[heyosnow]

the blue lagoon
this movie is pretty boring, and tv shows this 3 in 3 months

[mau_mon_san]

scary movie franchise...sucks so much ass!!!
crossroads
glitter
dreamgirls...yelk!!!
fido...*lame ass zombie movie*

[Shinoda_San]

not really the worst... but the Matrix Reloaded was kind of a bummer to me...

[TheJet23]

Knocked up was the worst movie i've seen in awhile.

[MissNatalie1984]

The Marine...

worst.film.ever.

[TheJet23]

The matrix sucked

[Shinoda_San]

anything M Night Shyamalan post "Sixth Sense"

[caha92]

The Happening, or as Mike would say, The Crappening. made me laugh my ass off reading that :P
also IT, big let down esp for something from Steven King. but then again he didn't direct it.

[LP_Fan101]

Thunderbirds The Movie. Do NOT ever watch it. Watch the awesome puppet series instead :)

[36_crazyfists]

Thunderbirds The Movie. Do NOT ever watch it. Watch the awesome puppet series instead :)

agreed. this film makes a mockery of the whole series.

[caha92]

Thunderbirds The Movie. Do NOT ever watch it. Watch the awesome puppet series instead :)

was the film not with puppets? i vaguely recall one being made with real people but not sure:confused:

[On_My_Own]

was the film not with puppets? i vaguely recall one being made with real people but not sure:confused:

Yes there is one with real people and it very bad. Take her advice and not watch it :p

[babiiboo]

tenacious D pick of destiny.. it just SUCKED!

[Jay_of_Diamonds]

Meet The Spartans

It was the worst waste of an hour in my life

[Shinoda_San]

Meet The Spartans

It was the worst waste of an hour in my life


same here...

[I_B_Long]

Meet The Spartans

It was the worst waste of an hour in my life

in that case, im so glad i turned it off after 5 minutes.

[sleuth_sayer]

Nightmare Before Christmas.....the only movie I have ever walked out on.

[36_crazyfists]

picked up a film called buried alive and it was awful. if a horror film isnt scary in the slightest then it fails.

[mistressOFmadness]

blood and doughnuts :/ sounded quite cool when i read the summary but the movie was quite disappointing... -.-

[jajabinks]

Disaster Movie

Name says it all, my younger brother wanted to see it, I couldn't stand staying in the theatre for more than a half-hour.