Anstice's Rants v1.0

[Anstice]

So, I decided last night after I made my Wal-Mart rant (which I will post here so you can read too), that, because I'm a smart ass and I like to make people laugh, I was going to make a thread about my rants. I have a lot of them. I mostly just make them up as I go, but I have a gripe about pretty much everything in life. So, here's a Wal-Mart rant, and my next post will be a new rant ::

1.) If you get a cart out, for God's sake, put it back where you fucking got it. There's nothing I hate more than to have to finish checking someone out and then watch them walk away, leaving their stray cart sitting in the middle of MY lane. I know it's not far for me to walk to put the damned cart away, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY WALK RIGHT PAST THE CART CORRAL WHEN THEY LEAVE!

2.) If you walk up to me on Monday and ask me when we will get more Rock Band Bundles in stock, and I tell you not until Saturday, DON'T FUCKING WALK BACK INTO THE STORE ON WEDNESDAY MORNING AND ASK ME IF WE HAVE IT!

3.) For Christ's sake, please don't walk off and forget your laundry detergent sitting on my counter. I hate waiting for your ass to come back into the store. I have better things to do with my time.

4.) "Excuse me? Can you tell me where the ice cream is?" "It's sitting back by the fucking dog food, lady." WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE ICE CREAM IS! IT'S IN THE DAMNED FREEZER!

5.) No, I do not want to sit and have a 5 minute long conversation with you while I'm re-stocking my bags and getting change for my drawer. Go out to your fucking car, start it, and leave.

6.) Please, if your children have been chewing on the 5 dollar bill you're about to hand me, don't do it. Put it back in your pocket and break the damned $20.

7.) If you're on your cell phone, chatting it up about last weekend's party with Sheela, tell the person to hold on a minute while you check out. I hate standing and waiting to tell you your effing total while you laugh and say, "No way. *GASP* NO..WAY!"

8.) No, it will NOT take just a second for me to break your $100 after I've already closed my drawer. You know why? Because I have to hit a button and wait for a lady with a palm pilot (who, mind you, is probably helping someone else with a BIGGER problem) to come over and type in an 8 character long password to open my drawer. Way to make the 6 other people in my line wait, buddy! ;)

9.) Oh, and hey! When I tell you that you don't have to fill out your entire check, DON'T FILL THE DAMN THING OUT! JUST DON'T DO IT! You're going to get the fucker back anyway! I hate standing and waiting on a mother of 3 children under the age of ten to write a check for the 10 effing minutes it takes her because she's got a 4-year-old yanking on her arm, a 6-year-old sitting on the floor crying, and an 8-year-old asking 100 times if he can get some candy. ((I was told to change the old person thing by my mother because she said it was cruel :mad:)

10.) If you pick something up that you don't want, don't give it to me to put back. Go set it somewhere. I don't care where. It doesn't even have to be the place where you got it (what do I care? It's not with me). Just don't give it to me. You know why? Because there's 8 people in line behind you that need to be checked out. I have no where to put the stupid thing except on my counter until then. And you know what happens to it when I put it there? I get to hit it with my elbow 46 times, knock it off the counter, and reach around it until my line is gone. When I can then walk over and put it in a return bin for the people that SHOULD have picked it up in the first place to come and get.

So, yeah, think about all this the next time you're shopping.

[Anstice]

We've all got them, we all love them, but they can get annoying sometimes. So, here's my rant about my dog, Pete, and my cat Ender.

Pete -

1.) When I'm eating my dinner, don't walk up beside the chair and beg me for my food. I don't like to have to turn up the effing TV to hear over your whines.

2.) When I tell you to STOP begging, don't walk to the other SIDE of the chair like I might think you're a different dog this time. ((lmfao. Edit on *looks at date* April 7, 2008. I was talking to my mom the other day, and I commented on how funny it would be to see him walk around the back of the chair, swiping his fur over to the other side, trying to disguise himself.))

3.) When you go outside to use the bathroom, stop shitting on the porch. It ticks me off when I walk down the front steps and step in your crap, at which time I have to walk over to the yard and rub my shoe in the grass for 10 minutes.

4.) Stop licking the fucking furniture. When I lay down after work to watch TV, I don't particularly WANT to lay my back down on a wet, slobbery spot that you thought tasted good.

5.) When I'm standing in the kitchen getting a drink of water, don't stand there and bark at me. I don't have food. I'm not going to GIVE you any food (or treats). Just go lay down.

6.) When I ask you to get down from the couch, don't assume that I just mean 'scoot over.' I really do mean 'GET DOWN.'

7.) When the neighbors come home and close their car doors, THERE IS NO ONE HERE. Stop barking at 3 in the morning and waking me up.

8.) If you have to lick and/or chew yourself, by all means, do it. Just don't do it so loudly that I have to scream at you to stop.

9.) Thunder will not hurt you. Please stop trying to sit on my face while I'm sleeping.

10.) Oh, and hey, the bag that blowing through the yard isn't some mysterious creature that coming to kill you. Stop chasing after it and barking.


Ender -

1.) As much as you think that I like having you sit on my chest in the middle of the night, it's really not that comfortable. Please stay off of me while I'm trying to sleep.

2.) If you WON'T stay off of my while I'm trying to sleep, at least stop digging your claws into my flesh.

3.) When poor Pete is trying to eat, don't hide behind the table, bound out, and pounce on him. He's terrified of his own shadow as it is.

4.) My hands and feet are not mice. If I move them under the blankets, please don't gash them open with your claws.

5.) The kitchen counter is not your bed, nor is Mom's lunch box, my laptop, of the kitchen table.

6.) Our Christmas tree is not your kitty condo. Enough said.

7.) The vaccuum cleaner will not hurt you. Please stop running through the house like a crazed idiot when it gets turned on.

8.) Contrary to popular belief, the vents in the living room will not be fun to crawl around in. Please stop pulling the covers off of them.

9.) The shrimp cocktail that we buy for our dinner snack is not yours. Please keep your nose out of it.

10.) There is nothing that is of use to you in the trash can. Please stop tipping the damned thing over.


That's my pet rant. This one wasn't as funny, but that's my gripe about my dog and cat XD

[Anstice]

Fast food is good, but sometimes the places annoy the fuck out of me. Here's my fast food rant.

1.) For God's sake, please clean your damned bathrooms. It's not that hard to walk over the there a mop and a bucket and some paper towel.

2.) You know why they make wet floor signs? So you can put them up, and people won't fall on a--what? WET FLOOR. Use your signs!

3.) Yes, God dammit, Pepsi is FINE instead of Coke. What the Hell am I going to do? Scream "NO! FORGET IT!" and leave?

4.) No, I don't fucking want cheese on that. If I wanted cheese, I would have ordered it with cheese.

5.) When I say that I would like some ketchup packets, I don't mean that I want 2 effing packets. Give me a handful.

6.) Please don't forget my fucking fries. I really don't want to have to turn around at a stop light and drive back to your dirty ass store to get them.


I could only really get 6 out for this one. I gotta work. I'll add more rants later guys!

[AnN]

number 4 is very good!!!

and its soo true!!
why do we always ask that??
well i never ask that...i hardly ever go to shops, my mom does the shopping

[Anstice]

Going to the theater to watch a movie can be fun, but, as always goes with Jade, there's something to gripe about.

1.) Why in the Hell do I have to pay more money to buy snacks than I do for the effing movie?

2.) I love the sign outside that says, "No outside food or drinks. Yes, that means the things you're hiding in your pocket." What the Hell else would it mean? Like I'm going to waltz in there, looking at the ticket-master, going, "Hey, dude, want a Snickers?"

3.) If you go to the movies, at least turn your damned cell phone on silent. I don't want to be sitting in the middle of a sob-story movie, wiping my eyes on a tissue and hear, ♫Ohhh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light?♪

4.) Don't throw your fucking popcorn and Skittles at the back of my head.

5.) I have what the eye doctor calls "Night Blindness," which means that my eyes never adjust to the dark. So, if there's no light in a room, I'm pretty much fucked. Do you see where I'm going with this? When the door closes behind me in a theater, it's like I just walked into a fucking underground cave. At least put some floor lights so I can find my path.

6.) If you're one of those people that talks and asks questions during a movie, don't invite me to go with you. "Did you see that?" "No, I paid 10 fucking dollars to come to this movie and stare at the floor all night."

7.) If your 4-year-old son or daughter does not know how to sit down nicely and watch a movie, don't bring them into the theater. I don't like tripping small children, but I will if I have to.

8.) If you're one of those people that has an overactive bladder during movies, sit on the outside row. I don't want to hear you getting up to go pee and saying, "Excuse me, PSST PARDON ME, SORRY, OOPS, SORRY WAS THAT YOUR FOOT?!" At which time I get, at most, 5 minutes of peace (10 if you took a book with you), and then I get to hear it all over again.

9.) If you come to the theater on a date, sit in the back row. I know from personal experience that it's hard to pay attention to the movie in that situation, but please, for God's sake, don't block my view with your big ass heads and lips.

10.) Please don't come to the theater expecting to use the old "I dropped my ear ring" trick. If you want to have oral sex, go out to your fucking truck, and come back when your done.

Don't'cha just LOVE the movies? :rolleyes:

[Temperance]

LMAO. These are hilarious. :D

[Anstice]

They've got to be the most annoying things in the world. AND THEY WON'T LEAVE YOU THE HELL ALOOONE! Here is my rant about Telemarketers.

1.) First and foremost, if I sign up to be put on the "Do Not Call" list, don't fucking call me.

2.) There's nothing that I like more than to sleep in on weekends when I don't have to work until the evening. Please stop calling my house at 7:00 on Saturday morning.

3.) If you can't pronounce my name right, don't fucking bother calling my house. The names "Jade," "Christal," and "Joshua" are not that hard to say.

4.) No, I don't want to sign up for your damned magazine subscription. Please stop calling my house!

5.) It's just like they say with rape, "No means No." When I say that I'm not interested in something, don't sit on the phone for another 5 minutes begging me to try your product.

6.) My credit cards are just fine, thanks. I don't need a "quick fix" for my debt.

7.) If no one answers the phone, it's probably because they've checked the Caller ID and don't want to answer. Don't leave a fucking message on the answering machine.

8.) If I tell you that "Joshua" will not be home for a while because he's overseas right now, don't call back in 2 fucking days expecting him to have flown home just to take your damned call.

9.) Yes, I'm sure you do have a quota to fill with your survey, but really, I don't care :).

10.) If I hang up on you, there's probably a reason that I've done it. Don't call back in 5 seconds and expect me to answer the phone.

God, they're so annoying. :)

[Anstice]

Shopping is probably the most fun a girl my age can have (besides going to an LP concert). But, sometimes it's just a hassle to go to the mall if you live in a big city. Here is my big city mall rant.

1.) If you have to keep your kids on a fucking leash then you shouldn't have kids. Learn to pay attention to them and they won't run off.

2.) If you go to the mall to buy a prom dress, bring your mom (or what-have-you) and your best girlfriend. Don't bring along Uncle Harold, Aunt Wilma, Cousin Eddie, Grandma Jane, Mom, Dad, Grandpa John, Big Brother Ryan, Sister Susan, and the family dog.

3.) If I go to the mall and decide to buy something big (like perhaps, I don't know, a shelf that's in a box or something) that's heavy, and you KNOW is heavy, don't heave it at me like a fucking frisbee. I'm 5-foot-fucking-2-inches tall. Do you WANT to kill me?

4.) If you're kid has to go "potty," don't tell them to hold on a minute while you try on a pair of jeans, because I don't particularly want to hear you bitch at them when they piss themselves.

5.) The carts that they give you in Macy's and JCPenney are meant to be kept in those stores. Don't take a fucking cart out into the mall and leave it sitting there so you can cart your kid around. Get a fucking stroller.

6.) If you're sick, for God's sake, don't go and lay on every Sleep Number Bed, try on every shirt, and sit on every bench in the mall.

7.) Yes, I have plenty of change, you homeless piece of shit. Thank you for asking :).

8.) Don't bitch at your 12-year-old for asking for a CD that costs $30 when you walk into Lane Bryant and spend $300 on bras.

9.) Don't walk into Build-A-Bear Workshop and expect to set a limit on the amount of money your children can spend in there. It'll just make then cry and piss you off.

10.) If you're supposed to be babysitting and you decide that an outing to the mall with your best friend would be fun, don't be surprised when the kid you're babysitting gets fucking kidnapped. Don't use the leash excuse either (see #1). Just fucking stay home.

Like I said, malls are great fun :)

[Temperance]

8.) Don't bitch at your 12-year-old for asking for a CD that costs $30 when you walk into Lane Bryant and spend $300 on bras.


You're not kidding! I bought 3 bras there, when they were on sale, and it still cost me almost $75!!! WTF? I must say though, they are some of the best bras I have ever owned. :p

[LP_Fan101]

Haha! These are great! I can't wait for v2 lol :D

[Anstice]

Yes, I'm on one right now, but dammit. They piss me off sometimes. Here is my rant about computers.

1.) If I hit the shift button 5 times in a row on my keyboard, it's not because I want to turn on "sticky keys." Quite the opposite, there was probably something stuck under the shift key that I was trying to get rid of.

2.) No, dammit, I don't want to switch my homepage to www.pizzahut.com. I just wanted the fucking number to order a pizza.

3.) Did I tell you to turn my Windows Media Player into a taskbar icon? No. So don't fucking do it.

4.) "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down." What the Hell did it do? Travel to South Africa and take out somebody's kidney to be sold on the black market?

5.) Okay, seriously, if I wanted to go to a site to lower my credit score, I would have opened up a window and typed in the address. Please don't pop the window up on my screen.

6.) Why do you make the sound of DEATH when I accidentally hit the 'X' on Firefox when I have 2 tabs up?

7.) I don't fucking care if you save my damned password or not. Why in the Hell do I care if I have to type it in or not?

8.) "Operation #45698286 is not working. Please end this program." Like I fucking know what operation #45698286 is.

9.) "The audio format for this DVD will not play in Window's Media Player. Would you like to playback in Acer Arcade?" Okay, this is like the "Pepsi/Coke" ordeal with fast food places. I don't fucking care. As long as it plays.

10.) "A program is asking for your permission to run. Do you trust this program?" Yes, god dammit. I was the one that fucking clicked it. I can understand the Yahoo! Search Protector. But for the love of God, when I click install, don't ask me if it's okay to run it.

Ahh, aren't they great? :rolleyes:

[Anstice]

Relating to the topic of computer, lets talk about email. More specifically, mail that we don't want a.k.a Junk Mail.

1.) Natalie from Myspace, I really don't fucking care if you liked what you saw on my page. I don't know who you are. I don't CARE to know who you are.

2.) I did not win the fucking British Lottery. I don't even live in Britain.

3.) No, Viagra will not make me more happy. It might make some of the men in my life more happy, but not me.

4.) You know what? I don't really care about the 40 cents person forward that your effing email is getting. Go rob a bank or something.

5.) Yes, God is a great man. But do you have to email me every 5 minutes to tell me?

6.) "Hello, this is Donald from Publisher's Clearing House.." *click* DELETE.

7.) Macys.com, I'm sure you have some great sales going on, but I find out from the television. And if I don't have a television to find out from, I probably don't have a computer either, so don't email me :).

8.) "New Scholarships Available." Really? Damn. Too bad I'm already too old to get them from you guys :).

9.) "URGENT MESSAGE FROM INDIANA GOVERNOR." Holy shit! Your cat died? Damn, that's too bad.

10.) "Looking for ways to make money online?" No, not really. Go contact the person who gets 40 cents for every forward they get, they might be able to help you out.

I'm a horrible person :).

[ang3llla]

more!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anstice]

more!!!!!!!!!!!

Gladly :)

Okay, so, fairs and festivals are fun, right? But they annoy the fuck out of me sometimes. Fairs and Festivals Rant, here I come.

1.) Okay, so, if your horse has an excessive shitting problem, don't ride it through the fair. At least clean up after the fucking thing. I don't want to step in the horse-patty.

2.) I know that you can't serve a four-course meal to me at the festival, but for god's sake, does EVERYTHING have to be deep fried? I mean, Christ, I need a Tums the size of Wisconsin when I get home.

3.) If you sell me one more thing that breaks after about 5 minutes of holding it in my hand, I'm going to bring it back, and shove it down your fucking throat.

4.) Alright, here's my number one gripe of fairs, even though it's going in the 4th slot. If it's 100 fucking degrees outside, don't bring your 2-year-old and wheel them around in a stroller. It's even worse if you put a fucking HAT on them to keep out the sun. To a 2-year-old, a hat on the hairline makes it feel like it's about 2000 degrees hotter.

5.) If you MUST bring your 2-year-old in 100 degree weather, don't buy them a fucking ice cream cone and decide that they don't need a napkin.

6.) Don't assume that at the age of 13, your son or daughter knows how to take care of themselves at the festival or fair. Just like you go out and get drunk and pester the kid in the Elephant Ear stand, some drunk guy will mess with your daughter. Holter top and all.

7.) If you weigh 600 effing pounds, don't go to a fair, and eat everything in Hell and half of Georgia and except everyone there to think that you just have a Thyroid problem.

8.) If you're going to give your kid money, give them all the money they're going to get right at the beginning. Because later, during the concert on the street, you're going to have been drinking and the $30 dollars you handed Little Billy is going to run out. At which time, Billy will walk up to you, and in your mostly drunken state, you will empty out your wallet.

9.) Wear sensible shoes. There's nothing I hate more than to be standing in line for some cotton candy or a snow cone and hear a lady complaining about how much her feet hurt. At which time, I choose, in my stupidity, to look down, and notice that she is wearing high heels.

10.) And please, for God's sake, don't go to the fair and be taken by their stupid and false advertising. No, you really don't need a spa behind that wonderful blue trailer of yours. But referring back to #8, you will empty your wallet.

*Hick accent* Fairs and Festivals are some damn mighty fun! *one toothed grin*

[Liquorice]

Haha!! LOL. Fucken true bout the high heels. I mean I'm a girl and there's just NO WAY!!!

[ang3llla]

lol these are awesome

u shud do some on bands and stuff. like sellouts or stupid shit like soulja boy.

[Anstice]

Haha!! LOL. Fucken true bout the high heels. I mean I'm a girl and there's just NO WAY!!!

LMAO! I know, seriously. We have a festival uptown where I live every summer, and there's always that ONE woman. God, they drive me nuts. If you're going to pick up a guy at the fair, he's either going to be drunk, or like you in tennis shoes just as much as he would in high heels.

lol these are awesome

u shud do some on bands and stuff. like sellouts or stupid shit like soulja boy.

Haha, well, really, I would do stuff like that, but you know how that goes. There's always that ONE person that likes whatever I rant about, and FLIPS. I try not to add too many like PERSONAL things. Just things that I know that irk EVERYONE.

[Liquorice]

LMAO! I know, seriously. We have a festival uptown where I live every summer, and there's always that ONE woman. God, they drive me nuts. If you're going to pick up a guy at the fair, he's either going to be drunk, or like you in tennis shoes just as much as he would in high heels.

Oh yeah I get ya. We have a gypsy fair every year and yep there always a few woman in the bloody heels bloody MOANING!! And NO FREAKIN WAY are ya gonna pick up a guy there. eewwww! They are all gross!

[Anstice]

Oh, and hey, if you guys get any ideas about funny things you'd like me to make a rant about, just let me know here. I'm always open for ideas XD :D

Oh yeah I get ya. We have a gypsy fair every year and yep there always a few woman in the bloody heels bloody MOANING!! And NO FREAKIN WAY are ya gonna pick up a guy there. eewwww! They are all gross!

RAHAH! Yeah, because all the good looking ones there are either taken, gay, or women dressed up as men. *barfs*

[Liquorice]

Just a thought but maybe you can do one on public transport? I mean thats something that pisses peoople off? Dunno its just a thought.

[Anstice]

Just a thought but maybe you can do one on public transport? I mean thats something that pisses peoople off? Dunno its just a thought.

That might actually be a very good one :p. I need to sit and think about some things that really piss me off about it, 'cause I don't use public transport a lot. Just like..the tram at school and the school busses I rode as a kid. Hmm...I'll look into that one actually XD Good idea! It's probably mostly going to be about those two things, though. That okay?

[ang3llla]

lol ya i know what u mean. anyways ur really creative.

[ang3llla]

what about restaurants or drivers

[Liquorice]

That might actually be a very good one :p. I need to sit and think about some things that really piss me off about it, 'cause I don't use public transport a lot. Just like..the tram at school and the school busses I rode as a kid. Hmm...I'll look into that one actually XD Good idea! It's probably mostly going to be about those two things, though. That okay?

Yep that cool I not take public transport either cos I have a car. I just thought it would be a good one for those people who do. And your so clever at it. Btw i love reading your rants! :D

[Anstice]

what about restaurants or drivers

I was actually thinking about doing one about like waiters and waitresses in restaurants. 'Cause they make me really mad. And thanks for the creative remark :D. I love to write. I've just never really gotten a chance to write with my smart ass side. I like doing this, hehe. Wish I could write a book like this :p.

[ang3llla]

you really should write a book. id buy it :D i always wanted to be like a photojournalist cuz i thought i was good at writing and shit. but i guess i need more creativity.

[Anstice]

you really should write a book. id buy it :D i always wanted to be like a photojournalist cuz i thought i was good at writing and shit. but i guess i need more creativity.

Don't let ANYONE discourage you from doing what you really want to do. I learned that the hard way. If YOU think you need more creativity, by all means, look into it. But if you're happy with what you do, then good. All that matters in the end is what YOU think. Not what everyone else thinks. :)

I've gotta get to bed. Work early. X_X. Nighty guys, *huggles* I'll have new and fresh rants for you tomorrow! Love ya! <3

[ang3llla]

tnx ill remember that.

gnite

[supsupxxdurg]

ugh, definately idiotic drivers. XD

[Girl_Sailor]

Gladly :)

Okay, so, fairs and festivals are fun, right? But they annoy the fuck out of me sometimes. Fairs and Festivals Rant, here I come.

1.) Okay, so, if your horse has an excessive shitting problem, don't ride it through the fair. At least clean up after the fucking thing. I don't want to step in the horse-patty.

2.) I know that you can't serve a four-course meal to me at the festival, but for god's sake, does EVERYTHING have to be deep fried? I mean, Christ, I need a Tums the size of Wisconsin when I get home.

3.) If you sell me one more thing that breaks after about 5 minutes of holding it in my hand, I'm going to bring it back, and shove it down your fucking throat.

4.) Alright, here's my number one gripe of fairs, even though it's going in the 4th slot. If it's 100 fucking degrees outside, don't bring your 2-year-old and wheel them around in a stroller. It's even worse if you put a fucking HAT on them to keep out the sun. To a 2-year-old, a hat on the hairline makes it feel like it's about 2000 degrees hotter.

5.) If you MUST bring your 2-year-old in 100 degree weather, don't buy them a fucking ice cream cone and decide that they don't need a napkin.

6.) Don't assume that at the age of 13, your son or daughter knows how to take care of themselves at the festival or fair. Just like you go out and get drunk and pester the kid in the Elephant Ear stand, some drunk guy will mess with your daughter. Holter top and all.

7.) If you weigh 600 effing pounds, don't go to a fair, and eat everything in Hell and half of Georgia and except everyone there to think that you just have a Thyroid problem.

8.) If you're going to give your kid money, give them all the money they're going to get right at the beginning. Because later, during the concert on the street, you're going to have been drinking and the $30 dollars you handed Little Billy is going to run out. At which time, Billy will walk up to you, and in your mostly drunken state, you will empty out your wallet.

9.) Wear sensible shoes. There's nothing I hate more than to be standing in line for some cotton candy or a snow cone and hear a lady complaining about how much her feet hurt. At which time, I choose, in my stupidity, to look down, and notice that she is wearing high heels.

10.) And please, for God's sake, don't go to the fair and be taken by their stupid and false advertising. No, you really don't need a spa behind that wonderful blue trailer of yours. But referring back to #8, you will empty your wallet.

*Hick accent* Fairs and Festivals are some damn mighty fun! *one toothed grin*

there is a state fair in my county, can you say traffic on all the back roads, because its in the middle of no where. its awful,

I used to work at it, scooping ice cream for like lines of 300 some people all screaming about wanting ice cream , then I'd have to clean the buckets, and the tables they sat it. It was insane!

The worst part is when they order a sundae, because they really aren't easy to make pretty, especially when they order something like raspberry sorbet, which is pretty much liquid unless its freezing out.

And then they decide they don't want it, and told you something else. Its so obnoxious.


But I did enjoy it sometimes though.

[Anstice]

Sorry to keep you guys waiting all day. I had to work and then I took a nap.

Did you ever have one of those days where everything in your fucking house went wrong? This is my rant about household problems.

1.) I love it when I'm getting a drink of water and the fucking sink gets stopped up. It's like, what the Hell did I do? Drop a fucking hairball when I wasn't looking?

2.) I know that it's really not that hard for me to get up off my ass and turn on the TV, but I really hate it when the fucking batteries die in the remote and I have to get up and turn the channels.

3.) I really wish that when I walked into the house and/or room and turned on the light that it wouldn't fucking BLOW. Sometimes I like to be able to see when I change into my pajamas and get my dinner. And as I said when we were talking about the mall, I'm 5-foot-fucking-2-inches tall. Even if I stand on a CHAIR, I'm too short to change a bulb.

4.) It's really hard to take a shower then the shower head sprays water everywhere else except on me.

5.) You know what's just grand? When I'm standing in the bathroom, blow drying my hair and the hairdryer stops and the lights turn out because I've blown a fuse. I love walking out with half dried hair to turn off the fucking space heater in the living room.

6.) You know what's really effing fun? Breaking down the screen door in the front of the house because the lock accidentally fell and locked you out.

7.) You know what else is fun? Having a bedroom door that falls off the hinges. True story, no joke. I was watching my niece one night, who was a little over a year at the time. She was up crying at about 4 am because she needed a diaper change and a new bottle. I tried to close my door. My cat, would is the nosiest fucking creature on this PLANET, stuck his nose underneath my bedroom door after I closed it and the whole fucking door just fell off the hinges. IT JUST FELL OFF. It made the loudest sound I've ever heard in my life. Scared the shit out of the cat though. At the moment in time, it was like his ass sprouted rockets. Moving on...

8.) It's lovely that we had to cover up the new holes in the back door with toothpaste. You know how the holes got there? My...door fell off its hinges.

9.) You know the thing that I've always loved? The fucking phantom that lives in our house. He steals everything, man. "Mom, where're my green socks?" "How the Hell should I know?"

10.) You know, I really don't think that I would ever know what time it is if I didn't have a cell phone. I have no idea why, but we lose power all the time. So, I wake up in the middle of the night and look up at the clock to see that it's *flash*12:07*flash* "What the Hell? I went to bed 10 minutes ago?"

God, houses really suck sometimes, don't they?

[Anstice]

So, this was requested by Liquorice. Public Transport is probably one of the most annoying things in big cities. So, let's have a gripe about that.

1.) I've seen the 6th episode of LPTV. I saw when Mike was sleeping on the plane, right through the announcement. How...did he DO that? The sound when they turn on the PA is ANNOYING. And it's scary! When you're sleeping on a plane, it's like "*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*" *wakes up* OH MY GOD! WE'RE GOING DOWN!

2.) Yes, for the last fucking time, I want to be dropped off at the corner of 5th and Fulton. Please, stop asking me. You asked me once when I got on, once when you dropped someone off, and again right before we got there.

3.) Why aren't there seat belts on public buses? You get beat up more by the rid of on the bus then you EVER would in a car wreck.

4.) Please, for God's sake, find someone who KNOWS how to drive. I really hate it when we're going around a corner and the bus comes up on two wheels and the guy slams on his breaks.

5.) Why can't bus stops be INSIDE somewhere? It really sucks having to wait for the bus in the rain and/or cold.

6.) When I ride in a taxi, I don't particularly WANT to be riding with someone that sounds like they could bomb the airport at any moment.

7.) Triple Decker buses have got to be one of the coolest forms of transport in the WORLD. But something like that CANNOT be safe.

8.) Did you ever notice that all the seats on public buses are like...falling to PIECES. All the stuffing is falling out all over the floor...it's just...ugh.

9.) I really liked it when I was riding the bus when I was a kid and would be trying to put on make up. We'd hit a bump to hard that I'd practically put my eye out.

10.) Public Transport Gripe #1 in slot #10: Church Vans. True story here. I was in a church van, riding south from Rochester, Indiana to Indianapolis, Indiana (about a 2 hour ride). It was the beginning of December (2006). It was windy as FUCK. I think we got gusts up to about 80-90 MPH. The traffic lights had blown out, so when we came up to one, the yellow caution lights were flashing. It was a "go at your own risk" type of thing. We decided to go and apparently a giant white truck decided to go too. My youth pastor swerved right, right at a pole. So, he had to swerve left then. We were in a ditch, going completely and totally sideways. We came up on two wheels and damn near flipped. But we stopped. It was the most traumatic experience in my life. I'm terrified of being in vehicles now. So, public transport can DIE.

^_^

[Liquorice]

Haha nice one sweetie!!! That made me laugh after coming home from a hard day at work.

[Squishy_Ho]

how old are you?

[Anstice]

how old are you?

I'm 19 years old. Why do you ask? :)

[Squishy_Ho]

cause you sound like you're 15. being that bitchy anywayz.

[Liquorice]

She's not bitchy, she's giving us a laugh. It's all good.

[Temperance]

cause you sound like you're 15. being that bitchy anywayz.

I think it's kind of the point of a rant to be bitchy.

And for my $.02, I think they are hilarious. :)

[Anstice]

I think it's kind of the point of a rant to be bitchy.

And for my $.02, I think they are hilarious. :)

Thank you :)

Okay, so, once you get to the point where you have to go to college, you have to start doing a lot of things. Applying for Financial Aid is one of them. It's a nice plus when you have to pay out about $30,000 a year for schooling, but it's such a fucking HASSLE sometimes X_X. Here is my Federal Aid rant.

1.) Holy shit, do you really have to know my entire BACKGROUND? It's like, "Full name...mhm. Date of Birth...yep, got that. Number of cavities in the last year...what? How old you were when your dog died...huh? Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?...Okay, that's going too far."

2.) I normally let my mom fill out my Indiana FAFSA (Free Application for Student Aid) for the semester, but I was watching my friend do it once. Some of the questions on there are like, "What the Hell does THAT mean?"

3.) Okay, if I forget my PIN number, and I go to get it again, you guys are a little ridiculous when it comes to the info. If I can enter in my Social Security Number, last two letter of my last name, entire date of birth, and favorite pass-time with no problem, I think I'm who I say I am. Just give my fucking pin.

4.) I love how like...on the FAFSA site it says, "Fast and Easy." Bullshit. They were nice enough to tell me when I applied at Wal-Mart that the process would take a little over an hour. At least they didn't lie to me. FAFSA people make it seem like it's going to be 5 minutes of the greatest fun in my life. Talk about 2 hours of my life that I can't get back X_X.

5.) You know what? I've decided that I would attach a fucking tracker to myself just so I don't have to fill out FAFSA again after I've started college. I would like to do it once when I start my freshman year, and then never have to do it again. I would let them know my sleeping habits and whatever else they wanted just so I don't have to sit down and fill all that shit out 8 fucking times >___<!!!

6.) Ho-damn, and make sure you pay the closest attention to what you're doing when you fill that crap out. If you do one thing wrong, you could either be a different person (how many fucking Jade Jewell's are there in the world, I mean seriously. I think I've found one other from England), or trying to steal the government's money (*snort* Yeah, that NEVER happens in the US :rolleyes:)


Ahh, cripes. I could on;y really get 6 out for this one, because I need the Financial Aid :p.

Happy posting!

[LP_Fan101]

Yay these make me laugh so much lol :D
What else in the world annoys you? There seem to be many XD lol
Pretty much the same here really XD

[Anstice]

Yay these make me laugh so much lol :D
What else in the world annoys you? There seem to be many XD lol
Pretty much the same here really XD

Rahaha! I have a gripe about pretty much EVERYTHING in life. You could give me a topic, and I could think of at least ONE thing wrong with it :p

[LP_Fan101]

Lol I'll think on that :D

[Anstice]

Ahh gripes *yawns* It's like 2:16 am here. So, I apologize if this seems like it's written by a drunk dude on acid. :p

Mmm, rant about the weatheerrr..

1.) You know what cracks me up? The weather in Indiana in January. I can be like, 70 one day, and then 30 the next. Like tonight. There's so much rain, it's flooding here. People have died. And guess what? It's supposed to SNOW tonight. There were tornadoes last night! SNOW!

2.) Southern Indiana weather is another laugh. We'll call it...Bipolar. It's ridiculous. It's worse than weather in January in northern Indiana.

3.) I like what Bill Engvall said. "It's a beautiful day, isn't it?" "Wait 5 minutes, it'll change." Yeah, he's right. Especially in Florida. The weather is NEVER constant there. It can be a beautiful summer's day outside, and in 2 minutes, there can be a rain storm with hail, wind, thunder, lightning, and after about 60 seconds, it's gone.

4.) Holy shit...4...is going to have to wait...I actually fell asleep :p. Mmm...tv...is good. *head lulls to the side* o_o o_o -_-...O_O..o_o o_o...-_-....O____O!!!!!

Night...-_o

[LP_Fan101]

Omg tell me about it! In England the weather people say "today we have some frosty weather coming up in the week, with some showers later in the day..." Yeah right!!! The fucking sun shines all day! Then when they say it's going to be sunny guess what...it rains. Typical!
There was supposed to be snow but that stayed away as well lol. The weather is always unpredictable here (ooooo big word) :D

[Anstice]

H-OMG! Sorry for making you guys wait so long for a new rant. I've been soooo busy. I'm getting ready to go back to University. UGH! Packing. Anyway!

You ever have one of those nights where you couldn't fall asleep for about 300 different reasons? Yeah, me too. Here's my rant about it T_T.

1.) Remember when I was ranting about my pets? Yeah, my dog is about 250 of those fucking reasons I can't sleep. I woke up this morning at about 5 am and screamed at him because he was licking himself like an idiot. He also likes to bark at 3 in the morning.

2.) It's just like Dane Cook talked about. Fucking..CAR ALARMS. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! WHOOOOOOOOOOP! NEEEE-NERRR! ...*lays in bed* T__T...*smothers herself with a pillow*

3.) I have a house that makes about a billion different noises in the middle of the night. And I hate them all. Primarily, the effing noise that the furnace makes when it's turning on. It makes this, "crackle..crackle...BANG" sound. Causing..my dog..to bark.

4.) You ever have this problem? You're laying in bed, feeling GREAT to be in this nice, warm, blankets. You close your eyes, sigh, and start to breathe deeply to go to sleep, and you effing noise starts playing 'musical breaths' with you. It's like "*breath in* *out* SQUEAAAAAAAAAK. *in* *out* SQUEAAAAAAAK." X__X.

5.) Twitchy limbs should fucking DIE. It's like, you're laying in bed and all of a sudden your leg starts to twitch. And you're like, "UGH!" *hits it* *its stops* "Ahhh..." *sigh* *arm starts to twitch* ..."UUUUGHH!" *moves it* *it stops*..."Hmm.." *sigh* ...*eye starts to twitch* "RRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *smacks the shit out of eye*...*it stops*...*wakes up the next morning* Mom: Who blacked your eye? Jade: T___T

6.) My worst gripe about trying to sleep is having to pee in the morning. I'm always so warm, and cozy, and I don't want to move. I just want to sleep for a few more hours. But my body's like, "Nope! Haha, bitch! Get up and pee!" And I'm like T____T *gets up from the bed, goes pee, goes and lays back down* *sigh*..*cant fall back asleep*

7.) I hate trying to sleep when my mind just wants to replay everything that happened that day. I'm laying there like, "Okay, yes, mind, I fucking realize I stepped in dog shit today, and some lady at work was stupid enough to ask where the ice cream is. You don't have to remind me."

8.) I also hate trying to sleep when I'm distressed or wanting something really badly. It actually makes me have horrible dreams, or depresses me and makes me cry T_T.

9.) I have a tendency to sleep in nothing but a tank top and panties. That's fine to do in college where our bedroom gets so damned hot that we have to sleep with the windows open in the middle of December. I can't fucking do that at home. Especially in MY fucking bedroom. I wake up with fucking ICICLES hanging from my nose X_X.

10.) You know what's REALLY annoying? Sleeping in a room where your bed is against the wall that the television is on the other side of. My brother stays over sometimes when he's got his daughter. It's like, "MITCHELL! TURN DOWN THE TV!" "I DID!" "WELL TURN IT DOWN AGAIN, DAMMIT!" ..."More.." .."A little more." .."A LITTLE MORE." "JADE! I CANT FUCKING HEAR IT!" ..."THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM! >____<!"

Mmm...Sleeping sounds good right now. *looks at the clock* 3:16 pm. Damn :p I still have to pack more.

[LP_Fan101]

Lol I totally agree with No.6 - the effort involved...X(

[Anstice]

Lol I totally agree with No.6 - the effort involved...X(

I know! Seriously! It sucks. I did it once, though, and I was so tired. I think it was this week actually. I got up and went pee. And I couldn't get back to sleep in my bed. So, I went out into the living room and laid on the couch. I covered up and laid there, and my mom was like, "Are you cold?" I was like, "Yeah." And in 5 minutes, I was out like a light again. I slept for like 3 more hours :p

[Liquorice]

LOL! I totally relate to the peeing. I hate getting up to pee especially when I went before going to bed. I not have a problem with hearing the TV though, our bedroom at other end of house, yay! and I'm partly deaf.

[AnN]

hahaha number 4 is soo funny!! it happends to me many times!!
hahahahahaha

[Anstice]

LOL! I totally relate to the peeing. I hate getting up to pee especially when I went before going to bed. I not have a problem with hearing the TV though, our bedroom at other end of house, yay! and I'm partly deaf.

Yeah, seriously makes me mad about the TV. It's loud...and annoying :p

]hahaha number 4 is soo funny!! it happends to me many times!!
hahahahahaha

It's freaking annoying, isn't it?! It's like...you blow your nose 800 times and it STILL does it!

[Anstice]

Okay, so, I'm laying here and my roommate is annoying the FUCK out of me. So, my next rant is about her.

1.) If I have to hear you make fun of the last name 'Shinoda' one more time, I'm going to break my foot off in your ass.

Examples Include: "Shinoda-pop." "Shinoda-Show-Stopper." "Shinodian Desert" and "Shinodagans."

2.) When I'm listening to music, don't keep talking like a fucking retard. I can't understand you.

Example: "So, I've met a bunch of famous people. I almost met Jodie Foster. I met the Jared guy from Subway. I don't understand him. He was famous for being fat. If that's the case, I should be famous too. I have more rolls that Rosie O'Donnell."

3.) Stop telling me that you're going to kill me, and just effing do it already.

4.) When you call me to tell me something at 7 in the morning, don't act so fucking PEPPY.

Example: Hiiiiiii! :D:D

5.) STOP TALKING WITH A FAKE FUCKING BRITISH ACCENT AND SINGING SONGS FROM MUSICALS.

6.) Stop telling me that you're talking to my mom when you're on your computer. She's not even home. She's fucking working.

7.) Put some fucking pants on when you walk around the dorm.

8.) Stop telling me that Residence Life is holding a package for me that's too big to be delivered.

9.) Stop talking in your sleep.

10.) Stop walking in your sleep.

11.) Stop telling me that you wish there was a motor boat in our room.

12.) Stop insulting the pizza guy when you order a pizza. They might not deliver to us anymore.

Example:

Emily: *calls up pizza place* Yeah, I ordered a pizza about an hour ago. It's still not here.
Guy: She's delivering another pizza right now. She'll be there in about 10 minutes.
Emily: IS SHE WALKING TO DELIVER IT?!

13.) Stop scaring off the other people that live in our room.

14.) Watch where you're fucking going when you walk through my half of the room.

15.) Stop having loud phone sex with your boyfriend.

16.) Stop complaining that you're fucking cold when you won't get your winter coat out of your car.

17.) Stop complaining that you're fucking cold when you wear flip-flops outside in the winter.

18.) Stop turning the fucking TV up so loud. (Emily in the background: THAT WAS BECAUSE OF THAT CHANNEL!)

19.) Clean your half of the fucking room.

20.) Stop telling me that my food smells like shit when yours doesn't smell much better.

21.) Stop cracking jokes about my self esteem.

22.) Stop telling me that you put a "Roommate For Sale" add in the newspaper.

23.) Stop asking me if I have friends.

Last but not least.

24.) Stop telling me that I smell like sewage.

*Disclaimer

Sadly, this has all happened to me.

[Liquorice]

LMAO!! So glad my "roommate" is my hubby!!

[Anstice]

LMAO!! So glad my "roommate" is my hubby!!

LMAO! That would make me happy too!

[LP_Fan101]

Okay lol but number 22 was actually made me LMAO!!!
I'm quite glad I live in a house with a room to myself :D LOL

[Anstice]

Okay lol but number 22 was actually made me LMAO!!!
I'm quite glad I live in a house with a room to myself :D LOL

6 & 8 make me laugh every time I read them. I was busting a gut when I wrote those last night.

[Anstice]

I needed to add more. This is the sad life that I live.

1.) I will not ask you again. Wear pants when you walk around our room.

2.) Stop being an idiot.

Example:

Emily: *putting her shoes on* Wait...Where's my other shoe? WHERE'S MY OTHER SHOE?!
Jade: Emily. EMILY! IT'S ON YOUR FOOT!

3.) When I tell you that my foot, knee, head, back, etc. hurts, don't fucking walk by and hit it.

4.) Please, for the love of God (and it's sad that I have to say this), stop dropping paint brushes down the drain in the sink.

5.) 4 words. "What the french, toast?"

6.) The tide pen that we have is NOT to use on the carpet. Therefore, don't drop PAINT on the floor.

7.) I must reiterate. Stop being an idiot.

Another example:

Jade: *pretends to walk out the front door*
Emily: *hears the door* Jade, where'd you go?
Jade: *rolls her eyes and walks back in* Em. When I walk out the door, chances are, I'm NOT going to hear you ask me where I went.

(And just to clarify, Emily is NOT a blond. She has dark brown hair. She is actually quite smart. ...At least she likes to think so :)[I love my roommate]).

8.) I do not want to play the 'Penis Game' when you get bored.

9.) (Speaking of the roommates across the way) 3:00 and 6:45 am are still EARLY. I don't particularly WANT to hear your blond bimbo laughter and squeals through paper-thin walls and dusty ass vents.

10.) Last but not least (back to Emily), No one is going to question us about a guy that was walking out of the woods one night last week. He didn't murder anyone. He is not going to break down our door one night, hold a gun to our heads, and kill us if we tell. Go to sleep.

Mmm..Emily is so fun. :D

[Dympna]

Shinodagans

That ones pretty cute.




I don't think I'd be able to be a roomate with anyone I haven't known for ages. And I'd say thank god my sister is my roommate, but we're two steps away from killing each other.

That said, I will spend 3 months in a car with someone I just met, but when I gotta sleep in the same general vicinity, problems occur.

[Anstice]

Might not be able to come up with many this one, and it, FOR SURE, will not be as funny as my roommate rant, but I needed to get this out; especially after last nights escapade (refer to my thread, "Oh My Fucking God (http://forums.linkinpark.com/showthread.php?t=6220)").

1.) I love it how, like, it doesn't matter what kind of pillow I use (flat, fluffy, gigantic, or fucking tiny), I STILL wake up with a motherfucking crick in my neck. My neck is fickle.

2.) Now, for those of you who don't know me well (which is the majority of you), I am the epitome of the phrase "accident prone." This leads me to my left knee. I'm pissed about this. I hit my effing left knee...on...EVERYTHING. I swear. One day, I was getting into the shower, slipped on the freaking bath mat from HELL, and smacked my knee on the side of the shower. This is a few years after, mind you, I'd fallen on the same knee 3 times on a wet floor, slipped on the ice in the middle of the damned road, and ate the fucking gym floor in front of the entire school my junior year of high school. So, my knee was "slightly" swollen. The same night, THE SAME EFFING NIGHT, I was getting something form the living room, walked back into my room, closed the door, and hit my motherfucking knee with my door. That is a new kind of pain right there. What am I getting at with this? My knee was hurt ALL THE TIME. But, in high school, it was never hurt bad enough to need crutches or anything. That freaking sucks when you want to stay home. I'm in college now. I don't want my flipping knee to hurt. I have to walk EVERYWHERE. So, naturally, my knee has to hurt T_T. I have to wear a brace all the time now. Think about THAT...

3.) I have a sort of...I don't even know WHAT to call it. Sleep Apnea, I'll say. I do some WEIRD stuff in my sleep. Let's look at the wonderful...err...list.

a.) I've been told countless times by my roommate that I HUM in my sleep. HUM! I ASK YOU! The Hell am I dreaming about?
b.) I often piss myself off by waking myself up in the middle of the night by basically groaning. That has got to be the most annoying thing in the world when you're tired. But, the reality of it is, I have to be doing it for a reason. I stop breathing when I sleep! My body has to tell me somehow *shrugs*
c.) I have no effing K9 teeth left. At. All. They are level with the rest of my teeth now. Why? Because I grind my teeth when I sleep :).

4.) Speaking of sleep, and this will be my last one, please read my Oh My Fucking God (http://forums.linkinpark.com/showthread.php?t=6220) thread. If you don't, I'm not explaining this out. Go read it. Here's the link (if you're dumb and didn't see that you could click on the title of the thread) http://forums.linkinpark.com/showthread.php?t=6220 Read it.

*waits for it to be read*


Yeah, see. What the Hell is with THAT?! I don't even need to rant about that. That speaks for itself. Dammit.

By the way -- If you were too lazy to read that thread, you are the laziest mo-fo I've ever met. The link is RIGHT there. Don't be a lazy fuck. Read it and understand.

Jade <33

[Anstice]

Okay. So, many of the older LP fans (aged 17 and up) know exactly what I'm talking about when I bitch about this. If you're younger...you'll know soon enough.

The Application Process

1.) Why do they always give you the fucking pen that doesn't work? So then, like, you're always guaranteed to either hand them a paper that has scribbles all over it, or hand them the application with a hand that has black pen markings on it.

2.) What is with this stupid aptitude tests? "What would you do if John was hitting on Susie?" Fuck, I don't know. "Hey! Good job, John! Looks like your getting some ass tonight! ;)"

3.) Like I'm going to fucking tell you if I stole shit from my other job. "Yeah, I steal shit all the time! Five-finger-discount, man! :D"

4.) Have you ever had to sit in a room for like, 2 hours, answering question from this big, burly, boss lady? It's fucking scary, man. "So, tell me Jade. What are you ENDEARING qualities? *eyes her*" *sinks down in chair*

After Getting the Job

5.) So, once you're lucky enough to get the fucking job, because...you didn't steal from your last job, and you've told on every fellow employee for hitting on someone, you have to go through a training process. If you've ever gone through this, you know what I'm about the say. Why in the Hell do I have to sit in the training room for 8 fucking hours? Can't I go through the Computer Based Learning shit one lesson at a time? D:

6.) I loved how, when I got my job at Wal-mart, they like, stuck me on a register and basically said "Go to work." I'm like, "D:!!! *looks around frantically*" I mean, HELL, I've worked there for almost a year and I still don't know how to do half the shit! Imagine being there on your first day!

7.) Oh my GOD. I hate the managers that think just because you're new, you can't do anything. "Well, why don't you just go over and stock water?" Because I don't fucking want to stock water, loser, damn.

8.) Dress code. Oh my god. I don't mind having to wear a certain color...or like...shirt and stuff. But, when I work at WAL-MART...as a CASHIER....when I don't really DO ANYTHING...why must I wear a certain type of SHOES? I wore a pair of hot pink Crocks to work one day..OH FUCK! SHUT THE STORE DOWN!..."Jade, you cannot wear those. You need shoes with backs." Well, fuck me, and send me to jail. I'm SORRY.

Bah...I can't think of anymore. I must schleeeppp...

Hope this was a good laugh XD

Nighty XD

[Liquorice]

Fuckin oath!!! ROFL. You crack me up. But yeah I hate job interviews too. You always feel like some sort of speciman. hehe.

[Anstice]

8.) Dress code. Oh my god. I don't mind having to wear a certain color...or like...shirt and stuff. But, when I work at WAL-MART...as a CASHIER....when I don't really DO ANYTHING...why must I wear a certain type of SHOES? I wore a pair of hot pink Crocks to work one day..OH FUCK! SHUT THE STORE DOWN!..."Jade, you cannot wear those. You need shoes with backs." Well, fuck me, and send me to jail. I'm SORRY.

LMAO! I don't know why. I effing WROTE that and it's making me laugh til I can't breathe..lmao SHUT THE STORE DOWN! XD :D

[LP_Fan101]

Oh Jade you make me LMAO!!!!! :D :D :D

[The_Dragon_of_Twilight]

LOL, htese are so funny. I defininitely agree with the ones with teh telemarketers, they're o annyoing

[Anstice]

LOL, htese are so funny. I defininitely agree with the ones with teh telemarketers, they're o annyoing

Bah! I know, RIGHT? Like, seriously, they got the number for my effing DORM ROOM. I don't know how. But they call at the most random times of the day X_X

[Anstice]

We've all got 'um, we all love 'um, but they annoy the fuck out of me. Cellphones.

1.) Seriously, the shittiest thing happened to me this morning. I'm an hour behind everyone at home. It was 6:30 in the damn morning. I was snoozing away, having gone to bed at like...3:30. My phone started to vibrate. It was my friend Dustin. I silenced it and listened to my voicemail later. At 6:30 in the fucking morning he called and left me this, "Hi Jadie! I just wanted to be the first person to which you a Happy Valentine's Day." I was like...go to Hell you motherfucker.

2.) I'm so SICK of those stupid chain mail text messages. I get them from my friend Allie all the time, who never contacts be except to send me those damned chain letters. Some friend >_>

3.) If you're driving down the road, chances are you should be paying attention to the road rather than juggling your cellphone, Egg McMuffin, eyeliner, and orange juice.

4.) I just got the most random text message from someone. It was like, this, "1@2@3@4@5@6@7@8@9@LHJSDKJGHB*&^3897 Happy Valentine's Day." I seriously hate my friends.

5.) Speaking of ALLIE. Her cellphone is GLUED to her fucking hand and ear. I swear. I was sitting at her house once, and it started to ring. She was like, "UH! Phone's ringing." I was like, "PFFT. Better hurry. Your life's ringing."

6.) If you don't know HOW to USE a cellphone, you shouldn't have one. When I was a freshman in high school, I had this Algebra teacher that was on his phone ALL THE TIME while we were working on homework. He didn't know how to use the fucker. He would listen to what the person was saying, and like, pull it away from his ear, and put the mouth-piece to his mouth and talk into it like it was a walkie-talkie. I was like, "UGH. Man, FORGET YOU!"

That's all I got. I need to start working these out more XD

[Flames_Go_Higher]

7.) I don't fucking care if you save my damned password or not. Why in the Hell do I care if I have to type it in or not?


Now you're just moaning for the sake of it. Thats a useful function and I'm guessing unless they're on a public computer, most people would agree with that. Surely if you go to a lot of sites that require passwords you'd care about whether it gets saved or not as its saving you the time of typing it in all the time?

EDIT: Just read the thing about dress code for shoes at work. It's for health and safety. If you hurt your feet at work and haven't been wearing proper shoes, you can sue 'em.

[Anstice]

Now you're just moaning for the sake of it. Thats a useful function and I'm guessing unless they're on a public computer, most people would agree with that. Surely if you go to a lot of sites that require passwords you'd care about whether it gets saved or not as its saving you the time of typing it in all the time?

EDIT: Just read the thing about dress code for shoes at work. It's for health and safety. If you hurt your feet at work and haven't been wearing proper shoes, you can sue 'em.

Calm down, calm down, these are all in good fun.

[tristyn]

hahahahahh!

yor funny :)

[Flames_Go_Higher]

Calm down, calm down, these are all in good fun.

What ever suggested I wasn't calm?

Anyways, you seem to rant and have a lot to moan about to say it's all in good fun.

[Anstice]

What ever suggested I wasn't calm?

Anyways, you seem to rant and have a lot to moan about to say it's all in good fun.

:p That's just cause I make shit up most of the time to make people laugh.

'Cept the crap about Wal-Mart...and my roommate. *walks off mumbling*

By the way, your signature makes me giggle :D

[Flames_Go_Higher]

:p That's just cause I make shit up most of the time to make people laugh.

'Cept the crap about Wal-Mart...and my roommate. *walks off mumbling*

By the way, your signature makes me giggle :D

Believe me, any bitching you can do about Wal-Mart, I can probably beat it. I work at B&Q (British equivalent of Home Depot).

As for your roommate - tell her to sort her fucking self out. Seriously, I've been living away from home in shared accomodation for three years now. You gotta learn to tell this people when they're being assholes.

Yeah it made me giggle too when I first heard it. I should really update my sig, it's been like that for about 2 years.

[Anstice]

Believe me, any bitching you can do about Wal-Mart, I can probably beat it. I work at B&Q (British equivalent of Home Depot).

As for your roommate - tell her to sort her fucking self out. Seriously, I've been living away from home in shared accomodation for three years now. You gotta learn to tell this people when they're being assholes.

Yeah it made me giggle too when I first heard it. I should really update my sig, it's been like that for about 2 years.

*gigglesnort*

My roommate is my best friend. She actually ASKED me to do a rant about her. She really does all that stuff, but it only bothers me when I'm in a really piss-assy mood :p

[Flames_Go_Higher]

*gigglesnort*

My roommate is my best friend. She actually ASKED me to do a rant about her. She really does all that stuff, but it only bothers me when I'm in a really piss-assy mood :p

About the fact she keeps you awake at night having phone sex and how she leaves the window open at night, letting your freeze to death?

[Anstice]

About the fact she keeps you awake at night having phone sex and how she leaves the window open at night, letting your freeze to death?

Oh, JESUS no. THAT is annoying. UGH.

No, earlier in THIS thread, I made 2 rants about her and stuff that she does. Just random junk, like, walking around the room with no pants on and telling me that she's talking to my mom on the computer.

[Flames_Go_Higher]

Oh, JESUS no. THAT is annoying. UGH.

No, earlier in THIS thread, I made 2 rants about her and stuff that she does. Just random junk, like, walking around the room with no pants on and telling me that she's talking to my mom on the computer.

Oh no.. see I read your thread all about your roommate and thought you were referring to that. Well then, tell her off about that stuff.

[Anstice]

Oh no.. see I read your thread all about your roommate and thought you were referring to that. Well then, tell her off about that stuff.

Oh, believe me, I HAVE. *grins evilly, walking away*

[Efka]

great. :) :p

[Anstice]

Last night...well, early this morning, around 1:00 am, my roommate and I were laying in bed, trying to sleep. Around 1:05, our fire alarm screamed us out of our beds, into our coats and shoes, and out the door. Nothing was truly wrong, thank God. Someone had burnt a bag of popcorn (why someone was eating popcorn at 1:00 in the morning in a college dorm is beyond me. However, if you don't know how to make a bag of popcorn without burning it, college is not for you :)).

'Nuff said.

[ChesterzMuse]

5.) 4 words. "What the french, toast?"



Who you callin' cootie queen, you lint licker?

[Anstice]

Who you callin' cootie queen, you lint licker?

AAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!! Oh wow.

"Pickle you, kumquat!"

[ChesterzMuse]

AAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!! Oh wow.

"Pickle you, come quat!"

:eek: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!


Edit: kumquat = small citrus fruit

[Anstice]

1.) :eek: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!


2.) Edit: kumquat = small citrus fruit

1.) LMAO! That made me lol.
2.) I was just kidding. Just testing YOU. Seeing if YOU knew what she said...yeah. *goes back and edits*

[ChesterzMuse]

Right ... right ... fair enough. :D
Seriously, though, kumquats are weird. They look like what an orange would look like if it woke up one day and was like, "You know, I think I want to be a grape."

[Anstice]

Right ... right ... fair enough. :D
Seriously, though, kumquats are weird. They look like what an orange would look like if it woke up one day and was like, "You know, I think I want to be a grape."

LMAO! For some reason, that is just so funny to me. Good God, I needed a good laugh...LMAO.

[ChesterzMuse]

LOL yeah I've been laughing for like 2 days nonstop. For some reason, I woke up the night before last at 3:00 am laughing my ass off. I was having a dream about umbrellas. According to my roomie, I was laughing for a good 10 minutes before I woke myself up.
*Rolls eyes*
What the fuck, man? Umbrellas aren't that damn funny.

[Anstice]

Hmm...never had any hysterial laughing nights. Have woke up crying though. That sucks.

"What were you crying about, Jade?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"You were crying in your slee--"
"Just shut up."
"But you were!"
"Shut up! No one asked you!"

[ChesterzMuse]

LOL ouch to be on the recieving end of that one.

[Anstice]

XD. I'm an evil bitch.

Though. My roommate just stopped by the lab to say bye before she went to her last class.

I was like, "Have a good class! :D" She goes, "Love ya, bitch!" and walked out. I was like, "...wtf?" lol

[ChesterzMuse]

Hahaha *lighbulb*
I'd wait 'till I knew she was going somewhere public and then I would follow her in about 15 minutes later, find her from a distance, wave, and yell "Hey, bitch! I missed you!" really effing loud.
Heh heh I'd love to see the reaction of the random people around her lol.

[Anstice]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm more of a person that would like, yell at her from across a crowded room, and be like, "Emily! HEY! EMILY! It's okay! I cleared all your drug charges with the police!"

[Anstice]

UGH. I need more rant ideas.

[Anstice]

For the sake of reviving my thread and making some people laugh...

For those who don't visit Mike Shinoda's site (http://www.mikeshinoda.com) regularly (which...you really should), you missed a valuable (and funny as shit) piece of news today.

I quote Mike.

does anyone else think McDonalds commercials are the absolutely most insulting, mind-numbing trash on the radio? that new one with the two women talking about how they can “actually pronounce the names of the coffee” products and they “don’t have to hold their noses in the air” or “pay through those noses?” as if “macchiato” is some kind of intelligence test designed by starbucks to weed out the riffraff from coming to their stores. it’s coffee, douchebags.

LMFAO!

and you sell grade F beef with manure in it. we don’t come to you because you’re “down to earth,” we come to you because we either don’t have enough time for a real meal, or the budget’s tight and rent is due. at least BK has the decency to give us some humor with their products :)

the end

I laughed my butt off.

Here was my comment:

Wow. That made me laugh really hard. I was just commenting to my friend the other day that I couldn’t see you saying even the word “crap” and then you go and call a bunch of people that make the Donald’s of the Mc commercials “douchebags.” I laughed ‘til I thought I was going to piss my pants. But it’s so frickin’ true! My God. I loved the comment about the “macchiato.” I’m sorry, but I haven’t found anything that I couldn’t pronounce at Starbucks. UGH. You really just reminded me of myself there. lmfao. If/When you ever get a chance, you should read my rants about shit like this. http://forums.linkinpark.com/showthread.php?t=5687 Have fun :). Kudos. -Jade

I love Starbucks, by the way.

White Chocolate Mocha, for the win! XD

</rant>

EDIT:

BY THE WAY. This comment that I read that came right after mine made me laugh like a madwoman for some reason.

OMG that is soooooooo a honor for ME that you posted my pic on your blog … you are my biggest rolemodel and i don’t know what i cozuld say now i’m shiving now .... MIKE SHINODA THANK U SOOO MUCH FOR POSTING IT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS TO MY . . . what a honor !!! hope i can show you a pic from my finish wall on the meet and greet in munich this year!!

I'll not disclose the name. It's so cute, though :p.

[Anstice]

This was taken directly from my reply to the Legal Drinking Age ordeal.

My personal opinion on the whole ordeal is this ::

In the US, you drive at 16 and drink at 21.

1.) The drinking age, first, should be dropped to 19, because I think if people had a little bit more leniency, they wouldn't want to do it so much.

2.) After this, the drinking/driving ages should be completely switched. Thus making drinking at 16 and driving at 19. I think if people learned a little more control with the drinking before they were able to drive, it wouldn't cause so many frickin' problems.

However, I will contradict myself. I guess it's like Wookie said. It doesn't matter what age you are. If you're going to do something stupid, you'll do it at any age.

It's like the ages that you have to be to buy certain things. I work at Wal-Mart as a cashier, and the computer prompts me to check IDs for age on certain items. For example ::

Superglue = 18
Spray Paint = 18
Fireworks = Depending on the type, 16, 17, or 18
Certain movies = 16, 17, or 18.
Bullets = 21

Okay. So, here's MY thing.

I'm sorry, but just because I'm frickin' 19 and can buy fireworks doesn't mean that I'm going to suddenly decide, "Oh shit. I probably shouldn't blow up my grandma's cat."

If you're going to blow something up, being 18 or 21 doesn't make a frickin' difference.

[Anstice]

Okay, yeah. Title says it all. It's 3:15am, so don't expect much from me.

1.) Okay, seriously, why do birds fucking seek me out to shit on me? Seriously! I will be outside minding my own damn business, and a fucking bird will shit on me ALL THE TIME.

2.) Bees. I fucking HATE bees. You know how people fuck say, "Oh, if you don't bother them, they won't bother you!" PFFT. Fuck that. Bees fucking pursue me. It's like they think I'm a flower or something. For Christ's sake, do I go after every little bee like it's a fucking hamburger? NO. So stop fucking following me, bees.

3.) UHM - natural disasters, much? For God sake, I swear. In the last year, I've been in: a blizzard, two ice storms, 4 tornadoes, 2 floods, and 3 fucking earthquakes. And that's not an over-exaggeration, either.


That's pretty much all I have to say on that subject...mainly because I'm dead tired...and I have to pee :)

Night~!! <333

[Anstice]

Okay. This is just going to be a rant about random things because I'm in a bitchy, ranty mood.

1.) Okay. So, today, this lady walks up to me at work and goes, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the restrooms are?" I was like, "They're right over there *points*" And she goes, "Men AND Women?" I didn't say anything, but I seriously felt like saying, "No, lady. We're sexist at this store. You have to go to Fashion Bug to take a piss."

2.) You know what I fucking HATE? When someone walks up to you and goes, "Can I ask you a question?" You didn't really give me a choice there, did you, asshole?

3.) Dammit, and why are people always like, "Oh, it was in the last place I looked!" Well, of course it was in the last place you looked, re-re. If you keep looking afterward..uhh..

4.) You know which people bother me a lot? The people that walk up to you at a bus stop and ask, "Has the bus come yet?" Dude. If the bus had come, do you think I would be effing standing here?

5.) "Gah. You just want to have your cake and eat it too." Hell yes, I want to have my cake and eat it too! What good is cake if you can't eat it?!

6.) Why does everyone say, "Life is short..." Fucking A, dude. Life is the longest thing you're ever going to do. If you ever find something that you can do longer, let me know.

7.) What the Hell is with the people who like, point at their wrists when they want to know what time it is? Dude, I know where my flippin' watch it. Do I point at my CROTCH when I have to take a piss?

8.) How can something be "New and Improved!" It's one or the other. If it's new, there's never been anything like it before. If it's improved, there's been something like it before, it's just better now.

9.) I hate these people. My damn brother does this. I hate the people who will get up and search the whole house for the effing remote but will not take the time to walk over to the damned TV and turn the channels and volume manually.

10.) I love the people who go with you to the movies and lean over every five seconds to ask, "DUDE! Did you SEE that?" No, dumbass, I just paid seven bucks to stare at the floor all damn night.

11.) I won't name who said this because I don't want to embarrass the person, but like...I showed someone this picture of Mike from the Milton Keynes Bowl earlier, and they were like, "Oh! Is that when he was singing Hands Held High?"

....Oh, okay, because I fucking know what SONG he was singing in the picture.

Ugh. I don't feel well :p

[Anstice]

Okay. This is just going to be a rant about random things because I'm in a bitchy, ranty mood.

1.) Okay. So, today, this lady walks up to me at work and goes, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the restrooms are?" I was like, "They're right over there *points*" And she goes, "Men AND Women?" I didn't say anything, but I seriously felt like saying, "No, lady. We're sexist at this store. You have to go to Fashion Bug to take a piss."

2.) You know what I fucking HATE? When someone walks up to you and goes, "Can I ask you a question?" You didn't really give me a choice there, did you, asshole?

3.) Dammit, and why are people always like, "Oh, it was in the last place I looked!" Well, of course it was in the last place you looked, re-re. If you keep looking afterward..uhh..

4.) You know which people bother me a lot? The people that walk up to you at a bus stop and ask, "Has the bus come yet?" Dude. If the bus had come, do you think I would be effing standing here?

5.) "Gah. You just want to have your cake and eat it too." Hell yes, I want to have my cake and eat it too! What good is cake if you can't eat it?!

6.) Why does everyone say, "Life is short..." Fucking A, dude. Life is the longest thing you're ever going to do. If you ever find something that you can do longer, let me know.

7.) What the Hell is with the people who like, point at their wrists when they want to know what time it is? Dude, I know where my flippin' watch it. Do I point at my CROTCH when I have to take a piss?

8.) How can something be "New and Improved!" It's one or the other. If it's new, there's never been anything like it before. If it's improved, there's been something like it before, it's just better now.

9.) I hate these people. My damn brother does this. I hate the people who will get up and search the whole house for the effing remote but will not take the time to walk over to the damned TV and turn the channels and volume manually.

10.) I love the people who go with you to the movies and lean over every five seconds to ask, "DUDE! Did you SEE that?" No, dumbass, I just paid seven bucks to stare at the floor all damn night.

11.) I won't name who said this because I don't want to embarrass the person, but like...I showed someone this picture of Mike from the Milton Keynes Bowl earlier, and they were like, "Oh! Is that when he was singing Hands Held High?"

....Oh, okay, because I fucking know what SONG he was singing in the picture.

Ugh. I don't feel well :p

D'AHAHAHA! I love you, Smriti XD.

[Anstice]

Hmm, haven't posted for a bit. And won't again for a bit after this because...I'm a bitch, and I hate half the people on here :).

This isn't really a rant, per se, but, this is my thread.

But, I just wanted to give all the people I actually do care about on here a little update of sorts.

_______


Besides a slight setback in the wee morning hours, my 20th birthday was quite okay. I went shopping for a few hours with my good friend, Emily. Old Navy and Build-a-Bear workshop were where we spent most of our time.

Now, call me crazy, call me stupid, but you have to admit, this is awesome. I told you all a BAZILLION times I was going to do this, and I finally did.

Okay. First, you take this amazingly adorable picture of Mike Shinoda and play off it.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd260/PPSignHead/Linkin%20Park%20Pics/MonkeyMike5.jpg

And then you take this AMAZINGLY ADORABLE little guy I made at Build-a-Bear workshop.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd260/PPSignHead/IMG_4608-1.jpg

With the monkey picture of Mike as my base, I proceeded to make "Nodabear." Born on my 20th birthday (September 13, 2008), Noda comes complete with black converse sneakers, a little red guitar, and his own aviator sunglasses. I could just eat him up!

Moving past the birthday. September 14.

Hurricane Ike wreaked havoc on Galveston and Houston, Texas on the 12th and 13th, leaving thousands without homes and many dead. After completely demolishing them, Ike moved upward and headed straight toward the Mississippi Valley area, which includes parts of Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio. The area that got the brunt of this storm was a place called the Evansville Tri-state area. Where I live.

The Evansville Tri-state area (for those that don't know) is an area in the US heartland where Illinois, Indiana, and Kentucky meet at the corners. Evansville is the center of this area. On Sunday, Sept. 14, I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing at 10:00 am after having gone to bed at an early 7:00 am. I ignored it at first, but then received a frantic voicemail from Emily.

"Jade! You have to wake up! Answer your damn phone! There are shingles flying off my roof!"

Without thinking to look outside, I called her back. She told me to step outside. I did, and was nearly fucking blown away by the hurricane force winds that were tearing apart my apartment building and those around me. I watched throughout the day as bits and pieces of my apartment flew off and blew away in the wind. I listened to several trees collapsing on cars. I sat in my room, a little scared, as my power flickered a few times, and then finally, went out or good at around noon, taking with it all of our hot water, any chance I had to charging my almost dead phone, and every bit of light we had for the night.

I slept most of the day, thinking that when I woke back up, we would have power again. Fat chance. We went through the entire day and the majority of the next day without any way of making food, taking a shower, brushing our teeth..nothing. Once we regained power, I opened up my refrigerator and tossed about $150 worth of brand-new, not-even-opened-yet groceries into the trash. Hamburger, lunch meat, cottage cheese, frozen meals, EVERYTHING was dumped. I was beyond pissed.

So, while that was an awful time in itself, everything on my end kept going bad anyway. I leaned over yesterday to answer my finally charged phone, and pushed an elbow down onto my glasses, snapping the frame and busting out my lens. I'm not fucking blind, but thank God. I only need the fuckers in really big classes rooms because I'm extremely near-sighted.

On top of that, someone egged our fucking sidewalk with rotten eggs. Who the Hell does that? Did they just open up their door and think, "HMM! Someone would like to step in this!" *shakes head*

I'm finishing up my laundry right now. I just thought I'd give all of my good friends an update. I have a lot of homework to catch up on from missing classes without power. I probably won't be on messenger much tonight.

<333

[rabbititus]

4.) "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down." What the Hell did it do? Travel to South Africa and take out somebody's kidney to be sold on the black market?



HAHAHHAHA THIS HAD ME IN STITCHES FOR QUITE A WHILE!



8.) "Operation #45698286 is not working. Please end this program." Like I fucking know what operation #45698286 is.



SO. FUCKING. TRUE.!

[Girl_Sailor]

don't you ever get tired of talking? I'm sorry but if I were your roommates I'd hate you too, all you do is complain in here.

[Anstice]

don't you ever get tired of talking? I'm sorry but if I were your roommates I'd hate you too, all you do is complain in here.

What is the definition of the word "RANT"?

To speak or write in an angry or violent manner.

Moving on to the next topic.

I get along with my current roommate just fine. Matter of factly, I do not talk in real life very much at all.

However, about my previous roommate, who incidentally happens to be one of my very best friends.

Why don't you try living with someone for a freaking year that isn't related to you and tell me how you feel?

[Anstice]

the most amazing experiences ever.

I agree whole-heartedly. But did you ever feel the need to complain about them to someone?

[110]

boy, did i call that one or what?

[110]

i guess for the slow and dim-witted i should point out that i was refering to her "oh I'm leaving and never coming back because you people are so mean and ruined my birthday" comment from a few days ago.

[Anstice]

boy, did i call that one or what?

Who the fuck pulled your chain?

yes, to the actual roommate. it's called reconciling your differences.

Which I did. She is one of my best friends.

[Girl_Sailor]

What is the definition of the word "RANT"?

To speak or write in an angry or violent manner.

Moving on to the next topic.

I get along with my current roommate just fine. Matter of factly, I do not talk in real life very much at all.

However, about my previous roommate, who incidentally happens to be one of my very best friends.

Why don't you try living with someone for a freaking year that isn't related to you and tell me how you feel?

Don't you think its a waste of time ranting, if you let so much bother you you won't get anywhere.

Lets see, when I first when to college I lived with two girls from the inner city ghettos, completely different than me, then I moved into another dorm room with another girl from pretty much the same place and had a great time.

Oh then there was the time I lived with Katie, and you don't see me whining about her all the time, and I had some actual serious problems that yours do not come even close to.

Then there was the time I transferred to Northeastern University, and lived with 3 nursing students,

Oh yeah and last semester WHEN I LIVED IN AUSTRALIA WITH GIRLS FROM MALAYSIA, HONG KONG, MAURITIUS, and CANADA.


don't try and use that as an excuse.

[Anstice]

Don't you think its a waste of time ranting, if you let so much bother you you won't get anywhere.

Lets see, when I first when to college I lived with two girls from the inner city ghettos, completely different than me, then I moved into another dorm room with another girl from pretty much the same place and had a great time.

Oh then there was the time I lived with Katie, and you don't see me whining about her all the time, and I had some actual serious problems that yours do not come even close to.

Then there was the time I transferred to Northeastern University, and lived with 3 nursing students,

Oh yeah and last semester WHEN I LIVED IN AUSTRALIA WITH GIRLS FROM MALAYSIA, HONG KONG, MAURITIUS, and CANADA.


don't try and use that as an excuse.

I'm not using anything as an excuse, dang o_O. I ended up having an amazing year last year.

However, it makes me laugh when people try to make their situations seem worse than someone elses. Not that your isn't worse than mine, but I just think it's freaking stupid. You end up making yourself sound whiny.

[Girl_Sailor]

oh I had a great time, I'm just proving that your last statement really had no merit by assuming I never lived with other people.

i didn't state my situation with katie, i merely said that it knowingly was a lot worse than all your whines, and that I don't go around creating a thread based around it. its a waste of time. and its really attention seeking, if it wasn't you could just so easily post this in a personal blog to get it out of your system.

[Anstice]

oh I had a great time, I'm just proving that your last statement really had no merit by assuming I never lived with other people.

i didn't state my situation with katie, i merely said that it knowingly was a lot worse than all your whines, and that I don't go around creating a thread based around it. its a waste of time. and its really attention seeking, if it wasn't you could just so easily post this in a personal blog to get it out of your system.

This thread was not based around rants about my roommate. Every rant that was put in here was made out of pure humor. And if you didn't notice, it made people laugh. None of the rants in this particular thread were meant to be taken to heart. It was a thread for my friends to come to and have a good laugh.

Thanks, though :)

[Girl_Sailor]

its not really funny though..its just passive aggressive.

[Anstice]

its not really funny though..its just passive aggressive.

It's not fun anymore, no. I don't have anything to bitch about anymore because I'm not a depressed, worthless slob anymore.

[Giffy]

WOOOOOWWW well, i haven't seen this thread till today & it took me so long to read and it's soooooo cool! i really love the idea :D btw, i got the idea of the RANT for LPMB here's

1. i already sign in at mikeshinoda.com why do i have to sign in at linkinpark.com again? and it's the same account God damn it!
2. why the site always kicking me off and tell me to sign into LPMB again and again? i don't even go anywhere im just reading a long thread!
3. why can't i create my signature that long? it's not even longer than a page really!
4. everytime i post something i'll feel like it's stupid, i shouldn't have post it but i don't want to delete it neither o.O
5. why u guys can create such a nice thread while i can't? i feel so small

that's all for me..anyways

[ms_shock]

^^ 1 and 2 - AGREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

And Anstice, sorry i'm a bit bizy to read all this thread, BUT I'LL DO IT LATER!!!!!!!!! I read only the 1st and the last posts of it xD

anyway, it's freaking hilarious!!! xD

[Nazami]

6.) Why does everyone say, "Life is short..." Fucking A, dude. Life is the longest thing you're ever going to do. If you ever find something that you can do longer, let me know.


That's so true! Everytime I hear a person saying "Life is short" I think as you do.. And when I say it to them, they go like "I never thought about that" DUHHHH! Why do ppl say what they dont understand? The same happens when my friends say "LOL" inappropriately, I ask them why did they laughed about it and they go "what are you talking about?!", I tell them "LOL means lots of laughs" and they get all confused and surprised.. -.- Puf.. It's so fuck annoying -_-'

[Anstice]

That's so true! Everytime I hear a person saying "Life is short" I think as you do.. And when I say it to them, they go like "I never thought about that" DUHHHH! Why do ppl say what they dont understand? The same happens when my friends say "LOL" inappropriately, I ask them why did they laughed about it and they go "what are you talking about?!", I tell them "LOL means lots of laughs" and they get all confused and surprised.. -.- Puf.. It's so fuck annoying -_-'

LMFAO. I do that shit all the time with Clare. She and I were joking that it could be the most DIRE of situations and we'd still say either "lol" or "Haha" out of habit, because we say it all the time. It's like ::

Someone: Dude, my mom died.
Jade: That's sucks, lol.
Someone: You laughed. My MOM died....?
Clare: It really does suck. I'm so sorry, haha.

I feel awful, but I do it out of habit when there's nothing I know to say.

[Flames_Go_Higher]

How many times exactly have you "left"?

[On_My_Own]

Haha these are really good :D

[Anstice]

How many times exactly have you "left"?

Why in all of HELL does it fucking MATTER?

Did anyone ask you guys to comment and/or read my shit? No. So, butt the fuck OUT. Live your lives and I'll fucking live mine. Leave me the fuck alone.

[Nazami]

LMFAO. I do that shit all the time with Clare. She and I were joking that it could be the most DIRE of situations and we'd still say either "lol" or "Haha" out of habit, because we say it all the time. It's like ::

Someone: Dude, my mom died.
Jade: That's sucks, lol.
Someone: You laughed. My MOM died....?
Clare: It really does suck. I'm so sorry, haha.

I feel awful, but I do it out of habit when there's nothing I know to say.

Yeah I know what you mean.. I also do that with my friends but with a different word.. i cant explain it in english. But yeah thats fun when youre joking ^^ But it gets pretty frustating when some kinda noob says it without knowing the meaning.. -.-
I completely love your rants xD Theyre so damn funny and realistic at the sametime :D

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This thread is getting a little hostile. Maybe someone should close it? Wouldn't want anyone getting too caught up in the moment and saying something they didn't intend to say...

[Flames_Go_Higher]

Why in all of HELL does it fucking MATTER?

Did anyone ask you guys to comment and/or read my shit? No. So, butt the fuck OUT. Live your lives and I'll fucking live mine. Leave me the fuck alone.

Because you keep being an attention whore saying your leaving when you've not actually left any of those times.

ITS A MESSAGE BOARD. I am free to fucking read or comment on anything I so choose, so don't fucking play that card, missy. I don't have to butt out of anything and only will when something ceases to entertain me.

Leave you alone? You make it sound like I'm trolling your threads or deleting your sigs or something. :rolleyes:

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The Stig deleted her sig.

[Flames_Go_Higher]

The Stig edited my sig. I cried when I noticed. :(

[AliceXD]

i found the rants funny

idk bout yall but i actually have a sense of humor lol
but people are diffrent..
we find diffrent things funny...

we also find diffrent things very tiering and outdated and stupid..

also very useless
like some of the people on the boards


learn some respect..

edit: and i realize i might get my ass handed to me for that but.. fuck it i really dont give a flying horses ass about it anymore..
im done trying to be nice to people who just plain are snobby assholes who need plexyotomys because they have their heads so far stuck up their asses they need to see somehow

anyway im done ranting for now

[I_B_Long]

WOOOOOWWW well, i haven't seen this thread till today & it took me so long to read and it's soooooo cool! i really love the idea :D btw, i got the idea of the RANT for LPMB here's

1. i already sign in at mikeshinoda.com why do i have to sign in at linkinpark.com again? and it's the same account God damn it!
2. why the site always kicking me off and tell me to sign into LPMB again and again? i don't even go anywhere im just reading a long thread!
3. why can't i create my signature that long? it's not even longer than a page really!
4. everytime i post something i'll feel like it's stupid, i shouldn't have post it but i don't want to delete it neither o.O
5. why u guys can create such a nice thread while i can't? i feel so small

that's all for me..anyways

like a whole page??? simple, because it would annoy the hell out of people, thats why. you should see the old babaycenter, people had sigs as long as they wanted, they put like 11 tickers + a slideshow and maybe some shoutouts and a few links..... it became impossible for people to really read what the others were saying. im glad there's a limit on signature length.

[Giffy]

like a whole page??? simple, because it would annoy the hell out of people, thats why. you should see the old babaycenter, people had sigs as long as they wanted, they put like 11 tickers + a slideshow and maybe some shoutouts and a few links..... it became impossible for people to really read what the others were saying. im glad there's a limit on signature length.

LOL i know.. and hey thanx a lot for figure me out :) see? im not pissed anymore :D besides, ive changed my sig already ;) hope this time it'll fit :rolleyes:

[EpilepticChickenScratch]

Wow, I haven't been to my thread in a long time.

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I was talking to my niece on the phone the other day. She's 3 years old. Like, normally I wouldn't rant about her, but it made me laugh so hard.

This was the conversation ::

Ember: I'm eating a sucker!
Jade: A sucker? Is it GOOD? =)
Ember: Yes!
Jade: What FLAVOR is it?
Ember: PURPLE! :D
Jade: ....


Like. Seriously. What the fuck kind of flavor is PURPLE? I know she meant grape. But like. Didn't anyone teach her what GRAPE was??

I love her to death, though. It was cute.

[Giffy]

Wow, I haven't been to my thread in a long time.

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I was talking to my niece on the phone the other day. She's 3 years old. Like, normally I wouldn't rant about her, but it made me laugh so hard.

This was the conversation ::

Ember: I'm eating a sucker!
Jade: A sucker? Is it GOOD? =)
Ember: Yes!
Jade: What FLAVOR is it?
Ember: PURPLE! :D
Jade: ....


Like. Seriously. What the fuck kind of flavor is PURPLE? I know she meant grape. But like. Didn't anyone teach her what GRAPE was??

I love her to death, though. It was cute.

i love this thread!! always make me laugh!

*hug the thread* *hug Jadie*

[EpilepticChickenScratch]

i love this thread!! always make me laugh!

*hug the thread* *hug Jadie*

*huggles Giffy* ^_^

[Giffy]

*huggles Giffy* ^_^

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm120/giffy405/emoticon/O-r-shy.gif awww....

OH! hey! r u gonna go trick or treat on Halloween dress up like Mike? :p

[EpilepticChickenScratch]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm120/giffy405/emoticon/O-r-shy.gif awww....

OH! hey! r u gonna go trick or treat on Halloween dress up like Mike? :p

LMFAOOOOOoooooooooo!!!

Hell no! You crazy?

[Giffy]

LMFAOOOOOoooooooooo!!!

Hell no! You crazy?

wahahahahahaaaaa... NO!!! im not crazy! really! u guys should do that! it's gonna be really fun :p :D

[EpilepticChickenScratch]

Ohh Emm Eff Gee~

Jadie is making a rant sort of thing. I haven't done this forever. Wowzers.

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What's So Awful About the End of Winter Break

1.) Classes are starting again.

This is probably the least annoying one on my list, but the cause of the other things! If I didn't have to start classes again, none of these other things in the chain of events would have even happened.

2.) The stress that goes along with classes starting

Stress is like an atomic bomb to my body. It's like I wake up one day and my body is like, "What the fuck, Bobby?!" And then starts everything that goes along with the stress: Lost sleep, Anger, Depression, and my personal favorite Kidney stones.

3.) Kidney Stones

Okay, on a normal basis, this would be the worst thing on the list. But you know who I am and I can always find something worse to do to my body. However, I do have a rant about this. When I get to the hospital with a really high fever and have to have hydration forced into my body through an IV (which is what I had to have done last Thursday), get someone young and fit to do my IV. This 80-year-old lady walked in, and while it's cool that she can still stand up to work, I'd rather it not be HER that's putting in my IV. She ruptured my vein, man! It hurt so bad, and now I have a bruise that looks like I've been shooting up for the last year.

4.) Money

Okay, I know Christmas normally costs a lot of money for families, but anyone who goes to University can vouch for me when I say: Go to college, and then tell me how bad it is to buy some Christmas presents. Last semester, I bought 10 books for my 5 classes that I was taking. That's 2 books per class. And I paid about $400 for the whole lot. That's AWESOME for 10 college books. This semester, not so lucky. I paid 600 freaking dollars for 4 books. 4. FOUR. QUATRO. VIER. Do you know how much that sucks on top of a $7000 tuition bill, PLUS food, PLUS all of my bath and body essentials, AND I have no job while I'm here? Ugh. Christmas, come back.

5.) Leaving home

Normally, I don't have much of a problem leaving home anymore. I'm 20 years old. I mean, I love my family, but they can get pretty annoying sometimes. I spent EVERY DAY over Christmas break with my boyfriend and then I had to leave. Do you know how much that hurts? It's almost as bad as watching my brother climb onto a plane every time he has to leave for Iraq. ALMOST.

5.) Getting back to school

My friend Emily had to move out of her apartment last semester and move back into an on-campus apartment, which she didn't have when we went home. So, she stored all of her stuff in my on-campus apartment until we got back. I guess I just forgot how much SHIT she had over the break. And I live upstairs. Fuck life. On top of that, the girl that she's living with had a room to herself last semester, so she had taken over the entire room. We got into Emily's bedroom and there were pictures of this girl ALL OVER THE PLACE. It was disconcerting. I can't even explain this to you. Emily said she laid in bed and counted the first night we were here, and there were over 200 pictures on the walls. And only 3 of them didn't have this girl in them. Wow. Then, we had to move Emily's bed, which was the biggest treat in the world with such a small living space. We fought with this damn bed for 3 HOURS. I think I chipped a bone in my ankle T_T.



Ugh. I want to go back home =(

[Giffy]

oh my God.. poor Jadie

*huggles Jadie*

everything's gonna be alright hun.