CUMMINGTON. Because it helps bring on the QWERTY // LP JUICE

[Oresama_Shikou]

O Yeah.

Well everyone...this whole thread started because of one word...Spermnoda. (I love Octa <3)

While I was in the deep bush, looking for new species with my fellow explorers Yessy and Tuna (Outlawserenade and SummerEclipse), we discovered something so amazing we couldn't keep it to ourselves! They were 6 different fruits, all in a line, all different colors and shapes. Upon squeezing them, we realized they gave out the most delicious juice ever created. We have since bottled and classified our findings and given each it's own name...

Spermnoda
Cumington
Robgasm
Seednix
Ejoeculation
Delessence

Then we packaged up the juices into lovely little wrappers for the mass market...So the question is:

Have you had your LP juice today?


BWHAHAHahahahhaahha! Yummy.

[J.]

SECOND POST WOOT! : p

start ordering your drinks people, freshly squeezed and imported from the vintage forums!

Current Job Vacancies In the LP Juice Factory

Marketing & Promotion Dept. x1
Professional Juice Squeezer(two band members will be assigned to you. For this job you MUST know how to bring on a qwerty!)
Taster (For quality control)

Application Form
Name
Which position you are applying for
Why you should get the job (no more than 2 sentences)
Why you love LP Juice (no more than 2 sentences)
Why should Mike be president? (no more than 3 sentences)

Current Employees

J - Management
Dre - (Squishy_Ho)- Deputy Management
Andrea - (rabbititus) - Professional Juice Squeezer [Mike & Joe]
Ann - (NoFace) - Professional Juice Squeezer [Rob & Phi]
Cajunfan - (Jeremy)- Professional Juice Squeezer (by reason of debt repayment) [Chester & Brad]
Ana - (SiriusLPer) - Taster
Sandra - (Rocksquirrel) - Marketing & Promotion Dept. (The Official Unofficial LP Marketing Co)

[Unicorn]

Lol, starts to feel like home already

[sLuRbLe]

Remember, 2 1/2 litres of LP juice a day!

[SiriusLPer]

Hey guys!!!

I would like 5 bottles of everything, please. Oh, and I would like an extra order of Cummington. About 10 bottles of that.

Thanks.

I refuse to use the new crappy smilies.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u267/applecorn10/chesterisbono.jpg

[supsupxxdurg]

Hey guys!!!

I would like 5 bottles of everything, please. Oh, and I would like an extra order of Cummington. About 10 bottles of that.

Thanks.

I refuse to use the new crappy smilies.



..ding ding to all of that.

i miss the good old smileys. =[ =P

[Cajunfan]

Hey guys!!!

I would like 5 bottles of everything, please. Oh, and I would like an extra order of Cummington. About 10 bottles of that.

Thanks.

I refuse to use the new crappy smilies.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u267/applecorn10/chesterisbono.jpggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the new smilies suck ass

[xoLPAngelox]

woooooot cummington thread!
Some robgasm a day keeps the doctor away!

[Unicorn]

Laughing My Ass Off

You can't post lmao any more. It's too short. Shit.

[SiriusLPer]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the new smilies suck ass

All is well, again. You're posting, and you're angry with me. =P

Yes, the smilies do suck.

[Starlighter]

Wonderful... finely I can order some more. Im all out and need lots of bottles. I'll take 15 Cummington, 10 Spermnoda and 5 of the others *smiles*

[SiriusLPer]

Wonderful... finely I can order some more. Im all out and need lots of bottles. I'll take 15 Cummington, 10 Spermnoda and 5 of the others *smiles*

Only 5 of the others? What are you going to do with 15 bottles??

[Cajunfan]

All is well, again. You're posting, and you're angry with me. =P

Yes, the smilies do suck.i could never stay mad at you though. *wink*

i refuse to use them.

[SiriusLPer]

i could never stay mad at you though. *wink*

i refuse to use them.

Young man, don't you have a final to write?
I could stay mad at you.

i think i was the one who stated first that i wouldn't use the new smilies. -_- Copy cat.

[Starlighter]

Only 5 of the others? What are you going to do with 15 bottles??

I realized that Cummington and Spermnoda disappear quicker then the rest, dont know why *innocent*
lol

[Cajunfan]

Young man, don't you have a final to write?
I could stay mad at you.

i think i was the one who stated first that i wouldn't use the new smilies. -_- Copy cat.no i have a 60 question final to take tonight that is a piece of cake young lady.

yes but i agree that they suck and i don't want to use them either.

[SiriusLPer]

no i have a 60 question final to take tonight that is a piece of cake young lady.

yes but i agree that they suck and i don't want to use them either.

Since when did you refer to me as "young"??

:biggrin: ohhh, the old days....

[Cajunfan]

Since when did you refer to me as "young"??

:biggrin: ohhh, the old days....since when do you call me "young man"

yep. *wink*

[SiriusLPer]

since when do you call me "young man"

yep. *wink*

Since today. Fair enough.

*wink* it isn't the same.... =(

[Cajunfan]

Since today. Fair enough.

*wink* it isn't the same.... =(then we are now even

i know

; ]

[SiriusLPer]

then we are now even

i know

; ]

I want some Spermhard.

;]

[J.]

holy postwhores! page three already! lol

[Cajunfan]

I want some Spermhard.

;]you can have a lifetime supply

; ]

[SiriusLPer]

holy postwhores! page three already! lol

J!!!!

You used to be my sig. But my sig keeps disappearing. =(

[supsupxxdurg]

J!!!!

You used to be my sig. But my sig keeps disappearing. =(

the sig-disappearing-crap is really annoying. =[ little jerks.

[SiriusLPer]

the sig-disappearing-crap is really annoying. =[ little jerks.



COURTNEY!!! =)

[J.]

J!!!!

You used to be my sig. But my sig keeps disappearing. =(
: ( that sux!

[MisBiatch]

I just maxed out my credit card ordering my LP juice supply ;-}

[SiriusLPer]

I need 100 bottles of spermnoda and cummington, quick!

[Cajunfan]

I need 100 bottles of spermnoda and cummington, quick!:mad: .........

[Unicorn]

I Am Bored

[Unicorn]

Thanx for entertaining me...

[Cajunfan]

Thanx for entertaining me...*does a little danc for you*

[Unicorn]

*does a little danc for you*

*raises one eyebrow*

cool

[Cajunfan]

*raises one eyebrow*

coolits not a sexual dance. thats reserved for a special lady we know.

i know its bad but bare with me *keeps dancing*

[SiriusLPer]

:mad: .........

awww. I luv you too, hun.

[Cajunfan]

awww. I luv you too, hun.:)........

[Unicorn]

awww. I luv you too, hun.

:)........

Plizzz, not in this thread! :p

[Cajunfan]

Plizzz, not in this thread! :p

:(

ok........

[Unicorn]

:(

ok........


Lmao, I was just kidding to make you look like this.

Go on.

[Cajunfan]

Lmao, I was just kidding to make you look like this.

Go on.no the mood is ruined now.

[Unicorn]

*brings candles and leaves*

[Cajunfan]

*brings candles and leaves**sits alone*

[Unicorn]

*candle light is fading*

[SiriusLPer]

*candle light is fading*

huh?????????

[Cajunfan]

*looks around, ana is nowhere in sight*

[SiriusLPer]

*does a little danc for you*

:eek:

I never saw that before....

[Cajunfan]

huh?????????AHHHHHHHH you snuck up out of nowhere

[SiriusLPer]

AHHHHHHHH you snuck up out of nowhere

Its too romantic in here, this is supposed to be the cummington thread.

Land of all the horny girls. LOL. (I'm kidding about the horny girls.... or am I? dun, dun dun)

[Cajunfan]

Its too romantic in here, this is supposed to be the cummington thread.

Land of all the horny girls. LOL. (I'm kidding about the horny girls.... or am I? dun, dun dun)*blows out candles*

:eek:

[SiriusLPer]

*blows out candles*

:eek:

Sorry, Jeremy.

Yes, we order or Spermnoda, Ejoculation, Robgasm, Delessence, Cummington, and Seednix. We can't help it.

[Cajunfan]

Sorry, Jeremy.

Yes, we order or Spermnoda, Ejoculation, Robgasm, Delessence, Cummington, and Seednix. We can't help it.its ok

ewwwwwwwwwww

[SiriusLPer]

its ok

ewwwwwwwwwww

LOL. I love how your reply for everything is "ewwwwww."

MUST....REVIVE....THREAD....

Where are the veterans?? They are the ones who order LP Juice the most...

[Cajunfan]

LOL. I love how your reply for everything is "ewwwwww."

MUST....REVIVE....THREAD....

Where are the veterans?? They are the ones who order LP Juice the most...why do i come to this thread. i don't want any of this stuff. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to this thread.

let go in peace.

[Starlighter]

Oh Cajunfan... you know you want it ;)
Well Guess I should order 100 bottles of all. They seem to disappear way to fast *wonder what happens with it all - cant remember being such addict* Oh well, no need to worry when we got our Cummington thread :D

[SiriusLPer]

Oh Cajunfan... you know you want it ;)
Well Guess I should order 100 bottles of all. They seem to disappear way to fast *wonder what happens with it all - cant remember being such addict* Oh well, no need to worry when we got our Cummington thread :D

hhahahaahaha....

Yes, I'd like 1 bottle of each please. 1 bottle is enough for 10 minutes i guess.... tee. hee.

[Starlighter]

10 minutes... THAT LONG? How do you do it :confused:
Please share your secret :)

[SiriusLPer]

10 minutes... THAT LONG? How do you do it :confused:
Please share your secret :)

haha. The secret was passed on by this groupie that i met... The secret is.... Its written below...

You have to stalk the members of LP...and get them alone in a dark alley. LOLLLL....

[Cajunfan]

Oh Cajunfan... you know you want it ;)
Well Guess I should order 100 bottles of all. They seem to disappear way to fast *wonder what happens with it all - cant remember being such addict* Oh well, no need to worry when we got our Cummington thread :DEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Starlighter]

Cajunfan... just admit it ;)

Naah, its okay man. The Cummington aint for all. I'll let you pass on it :)

[SiriusLPer]

Cajunfan... just admit it ;)

Naah, its okay man. The Cummington aint for all. I'll let you pass on it :)

yum, cummington. :cool:

[Cajunfan]

Cajunfan... just admit it ;)

Naah, its okay man. The Cummington aint for all. I'll let you pass on it :)i sell my own private brand called spermhard. Only those i select can have it.

[Starlighter]

Yeah I know you like your Cummington ;) Cant understand Cajunfan really, all that he misses ;)

[Starlighter]

i sell my own private brand called spermhard. Only those i select can have it.

Not to be wrongly misstaken for Spermnoda :)
I perfer My LP juice instead though ;)

[Cajunfan]

Not to be wrongly misstaken for Spermnoda :)
I perfer My LP juice instead though ;)its your loss, but you weren't on my list anyways. sorry.

[Starlighter]

Nahh, dont worry. I rather be on Cummingtons list anyways. We all perfer different juice and you all perfer to share it with different people, thats nothing new ;)

[Cajunfan]

Nahh, dont worry. I rather be on Cummingtons list anyways. We all perfer different juice and you all perfer to share it with different people, thats nothing new ;)hahaha yeah true.

If anyone who is on my list, and you know who you are, wants some spermhard just ask.;)

[J.]

*stalks all of you*

[supsupxxdurg]

=P


..whats so great about ten?

[Unicorn]

Hey guys..

[SiriusLPer]

Hey guys..

hithisistencharacters.

[Unicorn]

hithisistencharacters.

Lmao, I'm so dumb. It took me ages to actually read what's written here :D

Edit: but I believe it's the result of studying too much...

[SiriusLPer]

Lmao, I'm so dumb. It took me ages to actually read what's written here :D

Edit: but I believe it's the result of studying too much...

haha.

Well, at least you're working hard. <3. Good luck tomorrow.

I'm buying the album later today.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Cajunfan]

haha.

Well, at least you're working hard. <3. Good luck tomorrow.

I'm buying the album later today.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.I LOVE YOU PUMPKIN

[Unicorn]

Hehe, thanx guys :p

I'm gonna buy the album some time soon too. Can't wait actually.

[SiriusLPer]

awww. sweet. <3. This is the cummington thread, though.

We'll save the sweetness for later.

[J.]

hiya, hows it going peeps?

[supsupxxdurg]

This is the cummington thread, though.

We'll save the sweetness for later.

haha, that made me laugh. =P

[Cajunfan]

haha, that made me laugh. =Pdid you read my invisible post.:p

[Cajunfan]

awww. sweet. <3. This is the cummington thread, though.

We'll save the sweetness for later.<3.

ok honey.

[dragonlp20]

Hey guys!!!

I would like 5 bottles of everything, please. Oh, and I would like an extra order of Cummington. About 10 bottles of that.

Thanks.

I refuse to use the new crappy smilies.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u267/applecorn10/chesterisbono.jpg

LOL... love the names... I'll take 300 gallons of Cummington please *devil grin*

[supsupxxdurg]

did you read my invisible post.:p

haha yea. =P

[supsupxxdurg]

LOL... love the names... I'll take 300 gallons of Cummington please *devil grin*

oh goodness.. lmfao, 300 gallons.. thats mucho cummington. ;) =P

[J.]

*pokes you* :p

[supsupxxdurg]

ahh, i was poked! =P haha.

i see youve come to the wonderful cummington thread to make your day better, huh? =P

[spirited]

Cumington o.o sounds like comes out of chester *****

not very tasty sounding.

[J.]

ahh, i was poked! =P haha.

i see youve come to the wonderful cummington thread to make your day better, huh? =P
:p

Im fine now. Noobs can be so annoying [present company excluded, I no longer classify you guys as noobs]

[Squishy_Ho]

O Yeah.



BWHAHAHahahahhaahha! Yummy.
it's in those times you like to know that it's J that originally made the post in Bruceh's account :p

[Squishy_Ho]

what i really dislike with the new boards is all the people that couldn't access their old accounts and now all sign in in a may 2007 account and in my head it goes "bunch of n00bs" and then i realise some of them knew about some old stuff... and i realise that they're actually my friends but didn't tell me about it -_-

[SiriusLPer]

LOL... love the names... I'll take 300 gallons of Cummington please *devil grin*

:eek: 300 gallons??

I'll take 3000 gallons please. ha. Beat that, scary LPArmy person....

[supsupxxdurg]

haha =P


poor chester..

[SiriusLPer]

haha =P


poor chester..

why poor chester? He has an obligation to us, fans....

bwuahahaha.

[supsupxxdurg]

why poor chester? He has an obligation to us, fans....

bwuahahaha.

hahahaha, true true.. he needs to be in some sort of cage & we can all be like weird little commander people with whips & whatnot..


..erm.. that sounds weird. lmao.


you know what i mean. i hope. =P

[SiriusLPer]

hahahaha, true true.. he needs to be in some sort of cage & we can all be like weird little commander people with whips & whatnot..


Never knew you were kinky.... Oh wait, you ARE one of the founders of the QWERTY school, so it makes sense. :cool:

[supsupxxdurg]

Never knew you were kinky.... Oh wait, you ARE one of the founders of the QWERTY school, so it makes sense. :cool:

psh, of course.
all that qwertyness from the thread is catching on. =P

[J.]

:eek: 300 gallons??

I'll take 3000 gallons please. ha. Beat that, scary LPArmy person....
:eek:

Someone go get me a pail.

We need to start milking now if we're gonna get all these orders delivered on time.

it's in those times you like to know that it's J that originally made the post in Bruceh's account :p


lolz, girls gotta do what a girls gotta do :p

[rabbititus]

I'll take 7000 gallons.

[J.]

I'll take 7000 gallons.
:| Im gonna need a VERY large pail.

[Squishy_Ho]

:eek:

Someone go get me a pail.

We need to start milking now if we're gonna get all these orders delivered on time.




lolz, girls gotta do what a girls gotta do :p

yeah i know but still =P

[supsupxxdurg]

:| Im gonna need a VERY large pail.

lmao. =D

stupid10chars.

[J.]

Considering the number of orders is getting a bit much...Im going to need some help.

Job Vacancies In the LP Juice Factory

Deputy Management x1
Marketing & Promotion Dept. x2
Professional Juice Squeezer's x3(two band members each. you MUST know how to bring on a qwerty to get this job)
Tasters x 2(For quality control)

Application Form
Name
Which position you are applying for
Why you should get the job (no more than 2 sentences)
Why you love LP Juice (no more than 2 sentences)
Why should Mike be president? (no more than 3 sentences)

Good Luck :)

[rabbititus]

Name: Andrea
Position: Professional Juice Squeezer's x3(two band members each)
Why i should get the job: Because i can get the job done in half the time usually needed and at the same time yielding at least 3 times the usual amount.
Why i love LP Juice: It's original and one of a kind, yo!
Why should Mike be president: He talks to himself and lies about his age.

[J.]

Congratulations! Your application is very impressive! You have got the job!

[rabbititus]

Yes! Omg! When Do I Start?!

[J.]

Right after I give you the tour...follow me ;)

Oh yes, see the first page, you have been added to the employees list :D

Also, as a Squeezer you need to stick to two band members (they like to be familiar with their sqeezers - build up a relationship of trust, they wont just give up juice to anyone). You need to pick two band members...Mike and Chester refuse to juice together...and Brad and Phi also dont want to be juiced by the same person....

lolz...I feel like the nutter in Charlie and the Choc factory :p

[rabbititus]

Man, it's hard to choose!



I'll take Mike and Joe, then. We've all got Asian blood in us; gives us something to talk about/build rapport with when juicing.

[J.]

Excellent choice!

As for the tour, take a right here...now this is the juicing room....and this is the packaging area and this is the staff room. And thats the whole tour! You get paid by how much Juice your band member produces, the more juice, the more $££$$$£ for you! Our tasters will let you know about the quality of your juice. You start right now!

Any questions?

[rabbititus]

yes, one question. what if, uh, one of the band members starts making weird... noises? and starts squirming around...

[J.]

lmao :p

errr, pat him on thr head and give him some grass to chew on? :p

[rabbititus]

Mike's a little shy today. It's a drizzle... but Joe's doin' fine so far...

[SiriusLPer]

Name: Ana
Position: Taster X2
Why I should get the job: I've got good taste. I can tell when the LP Juice is at optimum quality.
Why you love LP Juice: Why wouldn't you love LP Juice? It's essential for your daily intake of vitamin LP.
Why should Mike be president: Because he can. Plus, he's insane, so he is perfect for the job.

Please consider my application, despite my nOObiness.

[J.]

Mike's a little shy today. It's a drizzle... but Joe's doin' fine so far...
-.^ drizzle? Hmm, try giving him some cookies, that always works :p

Name: Ana
Position: Taster X2
Why I should get the job: I've got good taste. I can tell when the LP Juice is at optimum quality.
Why you love LP Juice: Why wouldn't you love LP Juice? It's essential for your daily intake of vitamin LP.
Why should Mike be president: Because he can. Plus, he's insane, so he is perfect for the job.

Please consider my application, despite my nOObiness.


I see. The noobishness might pose a problem, but I am an equal opps employer, so your hired! :p

Now see...this is the tasting room...dont try too much all at the same time, it may cause lightheadedness. And mixing the flavours, that could also be dangerous. We havent tried it yet, but we think it could bring on some sort of super Meteoric Hybrid Qwerty.

[NoFace]

Name: Ann
Position: Marketing & Promotion Dept. x2 or Professional Juice Squeezer's x2
Why I should get the job: Because I have skillful hands that can squeeze anything into water and a mouth that can make some looooouuuuud nooooooise for promoting.
Why you love LP Juice: never ask a junkie why he loves dope!
Why should Mike be president: because he has some impressive ass that can impress the president chair

Pick me pick me!

[SiriusLPer]

I see. The noobishness might pose a problem, but I am an equal opps employer, so your hired! :p

Now see...this is the tasting room...dont try too much all at the same time, it may cause lightheadedness. And mixing the flavours, that could also be dangerous. We havent tried it yet, but we think it could bring on some sort of super Meteoric Hybrid Qwerty.

Woot! I'm a taster. I hope the noobichness won't be a problem, but then again, I did start the QWERTY school, so I should be fine.

Super Meteoric Hybrid, interesting. Please continue on.

[Squishy_Ho]

Considering the number of orders is getting a bit much...Im going to need some help.

Job Vacancies In the LP Juice Factory

Deputy Management x1
Marketing & Promotion Dept. x2
Professional Juice Squeezer's x3(two band members each. you MUST know how to bring on a qwerty to get this job)
Tasters x 2(For quality control)

Application Form
Name
Which position you are applying for
Why you should get the job (no more than 2 sentences)
Why you love LP Juice (no more than 2 sentences)
Why should Mike be president? (no more than 3 sentences)

Good Luck :)

Name: TIS THE DRE YO!
Position: bottom and deputy management
->I should get the job cause i was one of the first employees of ryan(damn honey we miss you) and cause i know how to rock a house baby! I got enough leadership for it and i'm also currently running the Lp Obsession Thread which is a lot to run considering there's always new ideas coming in.
->I love Lp Juice cause they're always so tasty and refreshing. They bring a lot of happiness into people's life and that's always a plus.
->Mike shouldn't be president cause he's stuck between his workaholism and the rest of the time where he's just plain relaxing. And plus he'd put too much money in the culture department. And he's too young to be president now. If he had to be president of somewhere, it would be California. It would be logical.

[J.]

Name: TIS THE DRE YO!
Position: bottom and deputy management
->I should get the job cause i was one of the first employees of ryan(damn honey we miss you) and cause i know how to rock a house baby! I got enough leadership for it and i'm also currently running the Lp Obsession Thread which is a lot to run considering there's always new ideas coming in.
->I love Lp Juice cause they're always so tasty and refreshing. They bring a lot of happiness into people's life and that's always a plus.
->Mike shouldn't be president cause he's stuck between his workaholism and the rest of the time where he's just plain relaxing. And plus he'd put too much money in the culture department. And he's too young to be president now. If he had to be president of somewhere, it would be California. It would be logical.
<333 You're OLD SKOOL, you dont even have to appl!y :D

AND YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE, COS YOUR APPLICATION FORM REGARDING MIKE & PRESIDENCY IS VERY BADLY DONE!

Name: Ann
Position: Marketing & Promotion Dept. x2 or Professional Juice Squeezer's x2
Why I should get the job: Because I have skillful hands that can squeeze anything into water and a mouth that can make some looooouuuuud nooooooise for promoting.
Why you love LP Juice: never ask a junkie why he loves dope!
Why should Mike be president: because he has some impressive ass that can impress the president chair

Pick me pick me!

Welcome to the team Ann :)

So far I have made you a Squeezer, but if you really want to be Marketing & Promotion all you have to do is make some cool promotion stuff for LP Juice(eg advertisments). If you want to be a Squeezer thats cool too, just pick 2 band members (Mike & Joe are already taken)

See page 1 for the employee list peoples

[NoFace]

Pick 2 members? Aye! Erm... Rob and Phi?
About the promotion, do we have any banner/slogan/advertisment yet?

[rabbititus]

Mike totally overcompensated for yesterday's lousy output! A dozen bottles, each 150ml! And Joe's doing good so far, about 7 bottles in half a day!

[NoFace]

Mike totally overcompensated for yesterday's lousy output! A dozen bottles, each 150ml! And Joe's doing good so far, about 7 bottles in half a day!

A dozen bottles? 0_0
XD
Mike is unbelievable.

[Cajunfan]

Name: Ana
Position: Taster X2
Why I should get the job: I've got good taste. I can tell when the LP Juice is at optimum quality.
Why you love LP Juice: Why wouldn't you love LP Juice? It's essential for your daily intake of vitamin LP.
Why should Mike be president: Because he can. Plus, he's insane, so he is perfect for the job.

Please consider my application, despite my nOObiness.

:rolleyes: oh god.

[SiriusLPer]

:rolleyes: oh god.

what?

I'm a taster. :p

[Cajunfan]

what?

I'm a taster. :pi'm gonna quit coming in here.

[SiriusLPer]

i'm gonna quit coming in here.

I know you like to cum here. :D

[Cajunfan]

I know you like to cum here. :Dhee hee hee;)

[J.]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! The thread is dying!

[J.]

bumpers....

[Cajunfan]

bumpedy bump bump

[J.]

bumpedy bump bump
:eek: YOU!

:p

*glomp*

[Cajunfan]

:eek: YOU!

:p

*glomp*ME:D

;)

EWWW

[Squishy_Ho]

<333 You're OLD SKOOL, you dont even have to appl!y :D

AND YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE, COS YOUR APPLICATION FORM REGARDING MIKE & PRESIDENCY IS VERY BADLY DONE!
think about it J... what's better: having mike for us and using him all we want to get some fresh juice, or having him wondering about all dressed up and not paying attention to us? make your priorities clear, woman!

[J.]

ahhh. but you forget ze crux of ze matter. remember, mike iz also zee super ero known as SHINODA MAN! He can do it all baby! :p

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g62/jryuukei/shinodaman.jpg

[Squishy_Ho]

that is the WORST image ever. i think i'm about to puke.

[J.]

Its not my fault all my other shinodaman props got deleted. Thats all I have left :p

[Squishy_Ho]

create new ones if necessary, but CUT THAT IMAGE NOW ! :"(

[J.]

NEVER! wait...I think we need to work on new images though :p

[Squishy_Ho]

good god yes -_-

[J.]

you any good at making em'? :p

[Squishy_Ho]

not really. ask Manda. she's good!

[polkadots]

I'll like a mixed juice please! If not.. [pulls out gun and cocks it] .. Make it a Cummington-Spermnoda, k? Thanks. ;)

[J.]

I'll like a mixed juice please! If not.. [pulls out gun and cocks it] .. Make it a Cummington-Spermnoda, k? Thanks. ;)
One bennoda cumming up :p

[polkadots]

Ha ha, thanks! [ puts plastic gun away] ;)

[supsupxxdurg]

ahh ive been gone for daysss! =[

im so sad.. someone wanna catch me up on whats going on? haha :p

[Unicorn]

What's going on? :p

[J.]

We are mixing up LP Juices into near lethal cocktails :p

Spermnoda + Cummington = Bennoda

[rabbititus]

30 bottles of spermnoda and ejoeculation! just prepared fresh and steaming hot!

[J.]

:eek: It comes hot?! I didnt know that! YOU ARE A GENIUS, how'd you get them to do it like that?!

[SiriusLPer]

We are mixing up LP Juices into near lethal cocktails :p

Spermnoda + Cummington = Bennoda

I'm going to have to taste that regularly, so that you know, its up to its full quality. ;)

I love cocktails, but that's a whole other "alcoholism" thread.

[rabbititus]

:eek: It comes hot?! I didnt know that! YOU ARE A GENIUS, how'd you get them to do it like that?!



It's all in the hands... and some heat packs placed strategically.

[Cajunfan]

vommits all over the thread.

i'm definitely gonna quit coming in here.

[J.]

vommits all over the thread.

i'm definitely gonna quit coming in here.
You say that a lot...but you always come back for more :p

And I know you've been sneaking in sips when we're not looking!

[J.]

It's all in the hands... and some heat packs placed strategically.

XD job well done!

*hands you a cookie*

[J.]

I'm going to have to taste that regularly, so that you know, its up to its full quality. ;)

I love cocktails, but that's a whole other "alcoholism" thread.
:p

and thats three posts in a row for me! :D

[SiriusLPer]

You say that a lot...but you always come back for more :p

And I know you've been sneaking in sips when we're not looking!

LMAO!!!! Yes, I know he's sipping a bit here and there.

[rabbititus]

*grabs cookie*


COOKIE! =D

[J.]

LMAO!!!! Yes, I know he's sipping a bit here and there.
What should our punishment be for him?

1) Pay for it?
2) Become a squeezer to pay of the debt?

:p

[Cajunfan]

You say that a lot...but you always come back for more :p

And I know you've been sneaking in sips when we're not looking!i really just gagged. thanks for that horrible image.

[Cajunfan]

LMAO!!!! Yes, I know he's sipping a bit here and there.no i am actually slipping in a little spermhard here and there.

[SiriusLPer]

What should our punishment be for him?

1) Pay for it?
2) Become a squeezer to pay of the debt?

:p

2) Squeezer

That should DEFINITELY be his punishment.

I love your ideas J. :P

[Cajunfan]

2) Squeezer

That should DEFINITELY be his punishment.

I love your ideas J. :Pi'd like to see y'all try and force me to do that. it would be a fight to the death and i think i would win.:D

[J.]

2) Squeezer

That should DEFINITELY be his punishment.

I love your ideas J. :P
*bows*

Thank You! :D

*makes him a squeezer*

You get Chester and Brad hun, so be gentle. Also, dont let any of Brads Fro get into the Juice, it makes it taste bad.

See the employees list on page 1!

[rabbititus]

Also, dont let any of Brads Fro get into the Juice, it makes it taste bad.

See the employees list on page 1!



also not to mention, customers don't really like to see hair that looks like pubic hair floating around in their drinks...


*runs to the toilet*

[J.]

EWWWWWwwwwww!

You are right.

[SiriusLPer]

also not to mention, customers don't really like to see hair that looks like pubic hair floating around in their drinks...


*runs to the toilet*

*barfs*

On a side note - J's my hero. :D

BWUAHAHAHAHA! Jeremy's a squeezer!!!

[Cajunfan]

*barfs*

On a side note - J's my hero. :D

BWUAHAHAHAHA! Jeremy's a squeezer!!!YOU SHALL ALL PAY FOR THIS INSULT.

*STORMS OUT OF THE THREAD*

[J.]

YOU SHALL ALL PAY FOR THIS INSULT.

*STORMS OUT OF THE THREAD*
*Drags you back in*

Get milkin'! Or It'll be be plank for you!

Start with Chester...Cummington is in more demand. Just dont tell Brad that :p

[J.]

Btw check this out, the maketing co made it for us :cool:

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb226/linkinparkmarketingcompany/LPJUICE.jpg

[SiriusLPer]

YOU SHALL ALL PAY FOR THIS INSULT.

*STORMS OUT OF THE THREAD*

:rolleyes:

you still have to be a squeezer.

[rabbititus]

i didn't know there were planks in the juicing factory. :p

[Cajunfan]

*Drags you back in*

Get milkin'! Or It'll be be plank for you!

Start with Chester...Cummington is in more demand. Just dont tell Brad that :pDON'T BE TELLIN CAPTAIN IRON HARRY RACKHAM WHAT TO DO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY SLIT YOUR THROAT AND THROWN YOU OVERBOARD SO YE BETTER BE WATCHING YOUR MOUTH AROUND ME WENCH.

[J.]

<.<
>.>

sure there are :p

Maybe the factory is hidden within the pirate ship...that way its secret recipes always be protected arrghhh!

[rabbititus]

<.<
>.>

sure there are :p

Maybe the factory is hidden within the pirate ship...that way its secret recipes always be protected arrghhh!



arrrrrrrrr! a mobile juicing factory! that means the LP members are captives! mwahahahah!

[J.]

DON'T BE TELLIN CAPTAIN IRON HARRY RACKHAM WHAT TO DO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY SLIT YOUR THROAT AND THROWN YOU OVERBOARD SO YE BETTER BE WATCHING YOUR MOUTH AROUND ME WENCH.

IVE BEEN LPMBS POSTWHORE QUEEN LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTIAN! SO YOU BE WATCHIN' YO MOUTH THERE SAILOR! OR I WILL ORDER THE ANCIENT AND SACRED PUNISHMENT OF CASTRATION TO YOU WITHIN THE FRONT LINES COURTS OF JUSTICE! NOW GET YO ASS A JUICIN!

[SiriusLPer]

IVE BEEN LPMBS POSTWHORE QUEEN LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTIAN! SO YOU BE WATCHIN' YO MOUTH THERE SAILOR! OR I WILL ORDER THE ANCIENT AND SACRED PUNISHMENT OF CASTRATION TO YOU WITHIN THE FRONT LINES COURTS OF JUSTICE! NOW GET YO ASS A JUICIN!

i like pepperoni pizza.

[J.]

i like pepperoni pizza.
Really? I like plain cheese :p

[rabbititus]

*throws chill pills in every direction*

[Cajunfan]

IVE BEEN LPMBS POSTWHORE QUEEN LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTIAN! SO YOU BE WATCHIN' YO MOUTH THERE SAILOR! OR I WILL ORDER THE ANCIENT AND SACRED PUNISHMENT OF CASTRATION TO YOU WITHIN THE FRONT LINES COURTS OF JUSTICE! NOW GET YO ASS A JUICIN!HAHAHAHA, you don't scare me. besides you are charging me with a crime i didn't even do. i didn't taste any of the juices...................i added mine into the mix. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[J.]

HAHAHAHA, you don't scare me. besides you are charging me with a crime i didn't even do. i didn't taste any of the juices...................i added mine into the mix. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lolz. you havent been to the courts of justice have you? :p we punish people regardless of whether or not they are guilty

we even gave zach boobs for the hell of it.

[Isildin]

I am now officially thoroughly disturbed!
(Err, more then i was before that is)

[Cajunfan]

lolz. you havent been to the courts of justice have you? :p we punish people regardless of whether or not they are guilty

we even gave zach boobs for the hell of it.i've been in the thread and read some of it. i noticed.

hahahaha

[SiriusLPer]

Really? I like plain cheese :p

I like cheese too. Anchovies are weird though. :D

[SiriusLPer]

i've been in the thread and read some of it. i noticed.

hahahaha

You know there was a marriage thread before?? I don't know where that one went... It was funny.

[rabbititus]

I love Hawaiian pizza!

[J.]

You know there was a marriage thread before?? I don't know where that one went... It was funny.
Talking about the FL Chapel? :p

[Cajunfan]

You know there was a marriage thread before?? I don't know where that one went... It was funny.i remember seeing that one too.

[SiriusLPer]

Talking about the FL Chapel? :p

Yea. Where did that go?? It was entertaining to read/lurk in that thread.

[J.]

This pizza talk has made me hungry....back soon x

[Cajunfan]

This pizza talk has made me hungry....back soon xsame here. time for lunch.........well breakfast for me but i work nights.

[J.]

bump

.......

[SiriusLPer]

bump

.......

*bumps you*

..........

[J.]

*bumps you*

..........
-.^


really? how? :p

[supsupxxdurg]

woah, this threads been gone for a while.. forgot it existed..



sowwy cummington thread.. :( :p

[SiriusLPer]

-.^


really? how? :p

It's an art, really. Only the noobs of the LPMB are able to do it.:cool:

*bump*

[supsupxxdurg]

woah, dejavu.

[J_]

It's an art, really. Only the noobs of the LPMB are able to do it.:cool:

*bump*
:p even me? :p

[supsupxxdurg]

:p even me? :p

hahaha, i like your location.. :p

[J.]

Thank you <333

[Lozza]

where do applications go? LOL!

[supsupxxdurg]

*bumppppppp*

[J.]

where do applications go? LOL!
err, just post it anywhere in this thread :p

or PM it to me, whatever ;)

[J.]

*bumppppppp*
love the clip in your sig :D i havent watched my frat dvd in ages. then again...ive only ever watched it once :p

[supsupxxdurg]

love the clip in your sig :D i havent watched my frat dvd in ages. then again...ive only ever watched it once :p

haha, thank you. :D i love it, i watch it like everyday hehe.. :o

[J.]

lol, dont get bored of it? :p

have you unlocked all the secret stuff on there yet?

[supsupxxdurg]

nah, i never get bored of them being losers. :p

yea i didnt know there were any til i read it on the internet haha. :p

[J.]

:p i think im gonna get back to studying now hun, take care xxx


although i dont think i have much to worry about, this thread hasnt gone anywhere since i was last here, so it will probably still be like this when i get back :p

[supsupxxdurg]

haha okay, you too. :)

yea, this threads dead most of the time.. :(

[supsupxxdurg]

*bump*


havent seen this thread in forever. :(

[J.]

:p me neither :p


so, how are you?

[dragonlp20]

:p me neither :p


so, how are you?

8920 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes and 5 seconds
(that's 24 years, 5 months, 3 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes, 5 seconds btw)

[SiriusLPer]

8920 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes and 5 seconds
(that's 24 years, 5 months, 3 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes, 5 seconds btw)

925 600 minutes.......

[Unicorn]

Nice sig Ana

[supsupxxdurg]

oh my haha i bumped it & then forgot all about it. :p

[Rocksquirrel]

Hey Cummington......*walks in*

[Lozza]

I wanna join! Please?!

[Rocksquirrel]

........................*coughs* Hello? :p

[J.]

im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

[supsupxxdurg]

wooo :D XD

[SiriusLPer]

I've forgotten all about this thread....so...

1 000 000 000 bottles of anything you've got!

[supsupxxdurg]

mm mm MM.


FU10.

[Rocksquirrel]

Why doesn't have Cummington his own Juice Bar? oh, I see visions, but nah....

[nicolehayley]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k163/HideTehRum/happybirthday.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANA!
~iloveyou

[Squishy_Ho]

anyone squirted anything lately? how has production been? I DEMAND A REPORT!

[J.]

lolz, squeezing hard work :p

[Squishy_Ho]

i want numbers! facts! money!

[SiriusLPer]

i want numbers! facts! money!

Umm.....Facts?

Everything tastes good. :p However, I'm not too sure about production.

[Squishy_Ho]

that's what i was thinking! YOU GUYS NEED TO PUT UP THE PRODUCTION! go go go!

[J.]

helloooooo i see all is well here?

[supsupxxdurg]

XDXD lmfao reviving all the good threads!! *bows down*

[NoFace]

*squeezes Rob* XD

[Squishy_Ho]

helloooooo i see all is well here?

must be cause i got everything under control mam!

[SiriusLPer]

Everything tastes good to me. =P

[Squishy_Ho]

lmao that sounds so wrong...

[Rocksquirrel]

* bumps *

[Oresama_Shikou]

Wow, I forgot about the good ol' days.

[Anstice]

Well everyone...this whole thread started because of one word...Spermnoda. (I love Octa <3)

While I was in the deep bush, looking for new species with my fellow explorers Yessy and Tuna (Outlawserenade and SummerEclipse), we discovered something so amazing we couldn't keep it to ourselves! They were 6 different fruits, all in a line, all different colors and shapes. Upon squeezing them, we realized they gave out the most delicious juice ever created. We have since bottled and classified our findings and given each it's own name...

Spermnoda
Cumington
Robgasm
Seednix
Ejoeculation
Delessence

Then we packaged up the juices into lovely little wrappers for the mass market...So the question is:

Have you had your LP juice today?


RAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wow. That's awesome.

[dragonlp20]

Just a random thought.. I love my sig ^_^ Especially the picture on the left side of it :D

[Squishy_Ho]

Wow, I forgot about the good ol' days.

i forgot how much i missed ryan. 2 years and 5 months. *sighs*

[tristyn]

Just a random thought.. I love my sig ^_^ Especially the picture on the left side of it :D

lol "python!"

hahahaha

btw... is that you in the avatar?

[Anstice]

Nope, that's like Shawn Ashmore...Ashmere? Something like that.

[tristyn]

oh.... cuz i'm like...

that's a really good picture if it is you =)

[Anstice]

Haha - he played in X-Men.

[dragonlp20]

lol "python!"

hahahaha

btw... is that you in the avatar?
The av is of Shawn Ashton (sp - not sure on last name)
He played Bobby (aka: IceMan) in the X-Men movies

I would have done the Chaz flex, but.... I dunno if it'll let me since it's Animated GIF :p

[SiriusLPer]

Dan has a great chaz flex. :p

He's almost as sexy as chaz :eek: But not as chazical, as he would say. :p

[Squishy_Ho]

can we stay on topic here? don't invade this thread to make it more random that it already is. at least stay linkin park related.

[dragonlp20]

can we stay on topic here? don't invade this thread to make it more random that it already is. at least stay linkin park related.

It is :) It's Chester related :p

[Squishy_Ho]

don't make me grumble and kill you.

[Oresama_Shikou]

Hell hath no fury like a Dre scorned. ;)

[Squishy_Ho]

have you ever seen me mad? o.O

[J.]

dre!!!! i sent you the new NIN album for FREE LEGAL DOWNLOAD!!!! and a few other people too :D

[dragonlp20]

J!!!!!!

*super massive Dragon - Chazical glomps*

[J.]

helloooooooooooooOOOOOOO!! *falls over*

how are you?