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lproxn
09-11-2007, 03:16 AM
for those of u dontwho know what we are talking about its like this yo-this 10% stupid 15% lame 60%imagination 5%concentrated power of skills and a 100% reason to join this game:D:P


okay of all the chuck shinoda jokes posted heres a thread to post more i will try and copy the others from the shinoda thread
:D
there u go land lubbers write your stuff!


enjoy

oh and the credit of these the name chuck shinoda goes to <drums> hannah and katelyn!!!

Avii
09-11-2007, 03:22 AM
OMG :p
it's official now ;D

Shinoda, Texas Ranger

quotes from Mike's thread:
http://i15.tinypic.com/4zbuvdi.jpg
:D

we'll have jokes about Mike Shinoda like Chuck Norris has xD

Mike Shinoda does not sleep. He waits.
When Mike Shinoda falls in water, Mike Shinoda doesn't get wet. Water gets Mike Shinoda.

and many more xDD

There is no chin under Mike Shinoda's Beard. There is only another fist.

Mike Shinoda is my Homeboy.

Guns don't kill people. Mike Shinoda kills People.

xDDD I could do this for hours

yeah, me too xD it's so funny


Mike Shinoda doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Mike Shinoda.

Mike Shinoda invented water.

XDD

I'm sooo putting those Chuck Norris jokes into my sig!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creature Mike Shinoda has allowed to live.

Mike Shinoda doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is!

Mike Shinoda doesn't get frostbite. Mike Shinoda bites frost.

mike doesnt fall of the ski the ski falls off mike

mike doesnt shave ,the razor is afraid of the beard

mike doesnt need to go to the bthroom it comes to him

mike doesnt gamble the money gambles mike

mike doesnt kiss the kisses come to him<lets say fly to him!!>

aint no mountain high enough aint no river deep enough aint no valley wide enough to stop mike from killinng u babey!

sunset doesnt happen in mike's earth mike deides to switch the lights off

mike doesnt need sunshine the sun needs him to shine

water,light and heat,oxygen doesnt support mike ,he supports them

hahaha i will go on and on and on......

Only Mike Shinoda knows where is Nemo xD

Avii
09-11-2007, 03:25 AM
oh and the credit of these the name chuck shinoda goes to <drums> hannah!!!

me? I just started it :p i read somewhere that Katelyn 'invented' this name ;D

lproxn
09-11-2007, 03:31 AM
hey i and u did the same thing !!could u please delete my old jokes and add thiese those were pretty lame:



mike doesnt shave ,the razor is afraid of the beard

mike doesnt need the sunglasses but the sun does

there is no actuall day and night on earth its mike switching the lights on and off

the earth doesnt rotate ,just mike goes dizzy

thanx

lproxn
09-11-2007, 03:35 AM
me? I just started it :p i read somewhere that Katelyn 'invented' this name ;D

i added katelyns name too!

Avii
09-11-2007, 03:37 AM
hey i and u did the same thing !!could u please delete my old jokes and add thiese those were pretty lame:


I won't delete your jokes xD they're so funny :D :D

lproxn
09-11-2007, 03:41 AM
I won't delete your jokes xD they're so funny :D :D

oh well.....thanx btw!!:D

Rocksquirrel
09-11-2007, 04:59 AM
YAY! Chuck Shinoda :p

Unicorn
09-11-2007, 05:54 AM
Lol, cool thread :rolleyes:

lproxn
09-11-2007, 08:05 AM
bows ....thank you!!
all made possible because mike is so mikey!!:D:p

Rocksquirrel
09-11-2007, 08:11 AM
just mikey is more mikey XD

lproxn
09-11-2007, 08:14 AM
please sandra feel free and contribute some chuck shinoda classics to this thread:D

Rocksquirrel
09-11-2007, 08:17 AM
right now i'm out of ideas :(

lproxn
09-11-2007, 08:32 AM
awwwwww too bad maybe some other time then......:D

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 09:50 AM
me? I just started it :p i read somewhere that Katelyn 'invented' this name ;D

:rolleyes:

Now this thread is official, and I apparently tarted the whole idea! :rolleyes:

florescent_adolescent
09-11-2007, 10:19 AM
greatest thread ever created in the history of threads :D :D

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 10:24 AM
greatest thread ever created in the history of threads :D :D

I guess you like it then... :p

florescent_adolescent
09-11-2007, 10:25 AM
I guess you like it then... :p

6 aint afraid of 7, 6 is afraid of Mike Shinoda

:) yes, I really do xD

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 10:29 AM
6 aint afraid of 7, 6 is afraid of Mike Shinoda

:) yes, I really do xD

:D I love these things! I'll try find more when I'm less busy!

We should make a list, I'd print it out and stick it in my room I swear, I would! :p

florescent_adolescent
09-11-2007, 10:46 AM
:D I love these things! I'll try find more when I'm less busy!

We should make a list, I'd print it out and stick it in my room I swear, I would! :p

To be completely honest, I just made up that last one in my head.

xD

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9! ....or something like that.

idk, but I'd thought it'd be funnier in this thread with some CHUCK SHINODA thrown in! :D


ekk. US History test right now. see ya later!

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 10:50 AM
To be completely honest, I just made up that last one in my head.

xD

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9! ....or something like that.

idk, but I'd thought it'd be funnier in this thread with some CHUCK SHINODA thrown in! :D


ekk. US History test right now. see ya later!

ROFL! Well it's a great one anyway! :p


Yep. that's how it goes.

Of course! Chuck Shinoda rocks! :cool:

Good luck! :D

Avii
09-11-2007, 10:53 AM
Chuck Shinoda has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Shinoda has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Shinoda never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Shinoda is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

I <3 that xD

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 10:53 AM
Yay For Chuck Shinoda :D
-X-

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 10:59 AM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Shinoda.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Shinoda.

Chuck Shinoda is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Shinoda does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Shinoda’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Shinoda can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Shinoda gave Mona Lisa that smile.



I'll stop now! :p

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 11:02 AM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Shinoda.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Shinoda.

Chuck Shinoda is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Shinoda does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Shinoda’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Shinoda can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Shinoda gave Mona Lisa that smile.



I'll stop now! :p




WooHoo very good very good :D
-X-

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 11:02 AM
Ok one more... possibly my favourite! :D

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 11:10 AM
Lol your addicted :P
you need chuckshinoda rehab Lmao :P
-X-

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 11:13 AM
I just found a website with hundreds of them! They're all so funny and I can't choose! :p

And yes I do need Chuckshinoda rehab! :p

LPrnw@y
09-11-2007, 11:53 AM
ROFLMAOOO!!!!
at everything!!

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 11:54 AM
ROFLMAOOO!!!!
at everything!!

ROFLMMMMMMMMMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
@ At you! :p

LPrnw@y
09-11-2007, 11:55 AM
ROFLMMMMMMMMMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
@ At you! :p

:rolleyes:

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 11:56 AM
:rolleyes:

:D :rolleyes:

LPrnw@y
09-11-2007, 11:58 AM
=D :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :p :D

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 12:00 PM
:rolleyes: =P =D

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

LPrnw@y
09-11-2007, 12:03 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ok, now we're spamming the thread :p

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 12:04 PM
HaHa Lol
-X-

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 12:06 PM
ok, now we're spamming the thread :p

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 12:07 PM
Smiley fight
:D:D:D

Kaileena
09-11-2007, 12:09 PM
Smiley fight
=D=D=D

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

LPrnw@y
09-11-2007, 12:10 PM
:rolleyes: :p :) :D

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 12:14 PM
Lol total off topic but Ohwell :P
:D;):p

Siby
09-11-2007, 12:14 PM
Chuck Shinoda Facts:

-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Shinoda kills People.

-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Shinoda allows to live.

-Chuck Shinoda does not sleep. He waits.

-There is no chin under Chuck Shinoda' Beard. There is only another fist.

-Chuck Shinoda has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


-Chuck Shinoda doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Since 1940, the year Chuck Shinoda was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

---------more tomorrow---------

xLinkinxParkx01
09-11-2007, 12:16 PM
Nice ones :D

-X-

burningdaylight
09-11-2007, 05:14 PM
-harry potter wouldn't have been able to kill voldemort if mike hadn't switched his wand with malfoy's.
-every time mike smiles, a little baby kitten is born.

supsupxxdurg
09-11-2007, 06:15 PM
hahahahah theres a thread! :D :D XD

NobodysHome
09-11-2007, 06:30 PM
Chuck Shinoda
was more more young sexy or nothing at all.

was more young beautiful or nothing at all.

and now............ cute or nothing at all "KAWAEEEEEEEEEH".
:D
(full episode# 10)

supsupxxdurg
09-11-2007, 06:32 PM
i swear if i ever saw mike out on the streets id grab his cheeks & yell KAWWAAAIIIIII!! XD /random

ok maybe not.. but itd be funny.

heyosnow
09-11-2007, 09:07 PM
chuck shinoda's tears cure the cancer
he never cry


chuck shinoda dont eat,he look to the food until be feed

chuck shinoda dont go to shower
the shower goes 'til him

chuck shinoda dont sleep
if he sleep the world will over

Roflasaurus
09-11-2007, 10:21 PM
Chuck Shinoda doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

jajabinks
09-12-2007, 12:00 AM
Chuck Shinoda once kicked a horse directly under the chin...................It's decedents are known as giraffes :D

jajabinks
09-12-2007, 12:09 AM
Chuck Shinoda does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2642/mikeshinodaoslovekin139jo0.jpg

jajabinks
09-12-2007, 12:15 AM
if you ever work in the office with Chuck Shinoda, then always remember to never ask him for a 3 hole-punch...:p

Avii
09-12-2007, 04:10 AM
Chuck Shinoda does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2642/mikeshinodaoslovekin139jo0.jpg

LOOOOL
http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-676.gif


Chuck Shinoda defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Shinoda loves you.

If you can see Chuck Shinoda, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Shinoda you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Shinoda can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Shinoda is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Kaileena
09-12-2007, 07:48 AM
Chuck Shinoda does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2642/mikeshinodaoslovekin139jo0.jpg

I think that's my best! I will always remember it! <3333333333333

SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Siby
09-12-2007, 10:23 AM
i love this thread
and all the facts :P

burningdaylight
09-12-2007, 12:53 PM
mike shinoda doesn't beat halo. halo lets mike shinoda win.

tpbarbosa
09-12-2007, 01:22 PM
LOOOOL
http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-676.gif


Chuck Shinoda defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Shinoda loves you.

If you can see Chuck Shinoda, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Shinoda you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Shinoda can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Shinoda is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

you're right!!!!!!!!!!!
if I can see him he also can me ^^

florescent_adolescent
09-12-2007, 01:33 PM
Chuck Shinoda can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

lmfao. Favorite one :D

If you can see Chuck Shinoda, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Shinoda instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

xD

Avii
09-12-2007, 01:45 PM
If you can see Chuck Shinoda, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.



I don't know this guy xD


I just want to see Mike's face seeing that thread xD

florescent_adolescent
09-12-2007, 01:53 PM
I don't know this guy xD


I just want to see Mike's face seeing that thread xD

GASP!

:O

oh noez! In my fast typing, I must've mistaken that random guy for the great Chuck Shinoda xD
Such petty mistakes!

lmfao @ Mike's face. Im pretty sure it would start off like this [0.o] and then transform into this [xD]

Avii
09-12-2007, 02:00 PM
lmfao @ Mike's face. Im pretty sure it would start off like this [0.o] and then transform into this [xD]

O.O -> O.o -> o.O -> o.o -> http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sHa_dielaughing2.gif

florescent_adolescent
09-12-2007, 02:08 PM
O.O -> O.o -> o.O -> o.o -> http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sHa_dielaughing2.gif

lmfao xD

When Chuck Shinoda calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Shinoda once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Shinoda likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Shinoda has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

jajabinks
09-12-2007, 02:22 PM
The cause for the overpopulation problem in China is Chuck Shinoda. Women within 1,000 miles of him were pregnant instantly. :p

Avii
09-12-2007, 02:24 PM
heey! Now we know why LP recored LIVE IN TEXAS hahahah


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Shinoda out. It failed miserably.

If you ask Chuck Shinoda what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

Chuck Shinoda doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Shinoda's fist.

Chuck Shinoda doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

http://i11.tinypic.com/5zp0umh.jpg

florescent_adolescent
09-12-2007, 02:34 PM
heey! Now we know why LP recored LIVE IN TEXAS hahahah


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Shinoda out. It failed miserably.

If you ask Chuck Shinoda what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

Chuck Shinoda doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Shinoda's fist.

Chuck Shinoda doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

http://i11.tinypic.com/5zp0umh.jpg

LMFAO! oh my god. Siggy status for sure <3
you're awesome :D

Avii
09-12-2007, 02:41 PM
LMFAO! oh my god. Siggy status for sure <3
you're awesome :D

Holy Chuck Shioda xDD
I'm making the new trends :D

heyosnow
09-12-2007, 02:42 PM
before forget one chuck shinoda's christmas gift,santa claus exist

Avii
09-12-2007, 02:44 PM
before forget one chuck shinoda's christmas gift,santa claus exist

LMAO! :D :D
*dies laughing*

heyosnow
09-12-2007, 02:46 PM
someday chuck shinoda,listen new britney spears'song
he dont like and order her to stay fat and bald


when im writing this facts,chuck shinoda is killing somebody

99% of cause of death in the world is made by chuck shinoda by his own hands
another 1% is made for people which jump buildings running away from chuck

florescent_adolescent
09-12-2007, 02:51 PM
Holy Chuck Shioda xDD
I'm making the new trends :D

you're the trendster yo.

:)

LPROCKS
09-12-2007, 04:10 PM
My stomach hurts from reading this thread, i am laughing so much and I haven't even finish yet! Some of you are real comedians!!

florescent_adolescent
09-12-2007, 04:30 PM
My stomach hurts from reading this thread, i am laughing so much and I haven't even finish yet! Some of you are real comedians!!

well, we aim to please :D

supsupxxdurg
09-12-2007, 05:05 PM
hahahah XD lmfao.. the sig!

jajabinks
09-12-2007, 05:42 PM
The movie "Godzilla" is actually a Japanese rendition of Chuck Shinoda's first visit to Tokyo, Japan.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5788/godzilla2uj0.jpgp.s I'M HOME!!!

heyosnow
09-12-2007, 07:02 PM
chuck shinoda never get drunken
he let the beer drunken

Kaileena
09-13-2007, 07:57 AM
well, we aim to please :D

Your sig! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Siby
09-13-2007, 12:20 PM
http://i11.tinypic.com/5zp0umh.jpg

:D :D bahahahaha perfect

heyosnow
09-13-2007, 12:29 PM
we have jack shinoda too
drop the gun!!!

Rocksquirrel
09-13-2007, 12:42 PM
Tassia?!!!!!!!

Rocksquirrel
09-13-2007, 12:51 PM
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CSRhK (Chuck Shinoda Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Shinodas house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

In honor of Chuck Shinoda, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Shinoda has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Shinoda is worth 1 billion words.

Rocksquirrel
09-13-2007, 12:55 PM
Chuck Shinoda invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Shinoda doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Shinoda is Chuck Shinoda.

Rocksquirrel
09-13-2007, 12:56 PM
-When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Shinoda" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

-Chuck Shinoda grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

burningdaylight
09-13-2007, 03:17 PM
Mike doesn't post on the LPMB, his mind sends his posts wirelessly to his screenname, which posts them for him.

heyosnow
09-13-2007, 05:03 PM
Everytime your heart beat,Chuck Shinoda kill somebody
Everytime Chuck Shinoda's heart beat you will be dead

heyosnow
09-13-2007, 05:06 PM
Chuck Shinoda make peter wentz cry

Avii
09-14-2007, 04:25 AM
Chuck Shinoda invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Shinoda doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Shinoda is Chuck Shinoda.

these are gorgerous xD

florescent_adolescent
09-14-2007, 10:49 AM
Your sig! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

:D

i laugh every time I see it. it brings me joy that only the Chuck Shinoda thread can bring ^______________^

heyosnow
09-14-2007, 12:27 PM
Chuck Shinoda boil water with his thoughts

tpbarbosa
09-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Chuck Shinoda counted til the infinite twice in 2 languages at the same time XD

lproxn
09-15-2007, 07:00 AM
aaaaaa the my thread is being loved by everyone!!!

chucky shinoda rules!!!

there is no subject as history its things chuck shinoda forgot

only shinoda knows how to kill without arms

shinoda never smiles he decides to show his blood-hungry teeth!

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:24 AM
It takes Chuck Shinoda 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Shinoda will find you and kill you.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Shinoda Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:26 AM
Chuck Shinoda played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Shinoda pajamas.

There is in fact an “I” in Shinoda, but there is no “team”… not even close.

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:27 AM
Chuck Shinoda did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:29 AM
Chuck Shinoda doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

lproxn
09-15-2007, 07:31 AM
^hahahahhahha!!!!ROFLMAO!!!

chuck doesnt watch stars the stars watch him

chuck shinoda has a happy feet:D

chuck doesnt want to be the president the president wants to be him!

Avii
09-15-2007, 07:32 AM
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Shinoda Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.



Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Shinoda pajamas.



*dies*
I <3 this thread ;D it's making me laugh all the time :D

lproxn
09-15-2007, 07:32 AM
the only way of making chuck (=god) laugh is telling him your ffuture plans

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:40 AM
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Shinoda and Friends"

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:42 AM
Q: How many Chuck Shinda's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Shinoda prefers to kill in the dark.

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:49 AM
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Shinoda takes this as a personal insult.

Avii
09-15-2007, 07:50 AM
Saaandra xD
these are amazing XD you made my day :D

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:55 AM
Chuck Shinoda sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Shinoda doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Shinoda.... Just kidding, Chuck Shinoda is first.

Rocksquirrel
09-15-2007, 07:57 AM
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Shinoda is the stuntman for every character.

heyosnow
09-15-2007, 11:58 AM
Chuck Shinoda is immortal
If he die this day will be know as Doomsday

forcefool
09-15-2007, 03:06 PM
Haha, this thread is awesome, here's my contribution, even thought they are nowhere near as good as everybody else's:

When Chuck Shinoda feels like ordering a pizza, he doesn't call the pizza place, the pizza place calls him.

When you mix all of the paint colours together, it doesn't infact make brown, it makes Choda- A colour invented by Chuck Shinoda.

AnN
09-15-2007, 05:07 PM
jajja this is funny!!!
hahahaha

supsupxxdurg
09-15-2007, 05:17 PM
hahah XD i adore this thread.



mike needs to post here saying how awesome it is.

Kaileena
09-16-2007, 07:30 AM
:D

i laugh every time I see it. it brings me joy that only the Chuck Shinoda thread can bring ^______________^

This thread does the same for me!
Chuck Shinoda jokes are fucking awesome! :D

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Shinoda takes this as a personal insult.

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lproxn
09-17-2007, 03:38 AM
FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO LOVE THIS THREAD :

CLAP FOR THE PERSON WHO MAKETH THE THREAD WITH HANNAH AND KATELYNS CHUCK SHINODA JOKES IN MIKES THREAD


I MAKETH THIS SO <CLAP FOR ME!:p

JK !! gr8 jjokes everyone:D

lproxn
09-17-2007, 03:42 AM
who said costumes maketh a man ?chuck shinodas believes trying to catch a plane with shirts off does:D

stupid ppls opinion: the princess kissed the frog and it became a prince
chuck shinoda's version:chuck kissed the frog and it became ANN!

lproxn
09-17-2007, 03:49 AM
Q:how much wood would a wood CHUCK chuck if a wood CHUCK would chuck wood?
A:CHUCK doesnt spend time chucking wood!,he uproots them with his beard!!

lproxn
09-17-2007, 03:58 AM
even mike shinoda is scared by chuck shinoda:p

NobodysHome
09-17-2007, 05:43 AM
Q: If someone insulted his(not the someone) girlfriend/wife/lover:D ..................

A1: Zidane should butt the person's chest.

A2: Chuck Shinoda should never forget, and then do some r.................
((Oooooops!!!!! sorry....I have run out of battery of my e-dictionary))

Avii
09-17-2007, 10:07 AM
Chuck Shinoda is the 'who' when you call 'who's there?'
:p

Kaileena
09-17-2007, 10:21 AM
Chuck Shinoda is the 'who' when you call 'who's there?'
:p

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That one made my day! :D

heyosnow
09-17-2007, 12:20 PM
No beer,no tv homer goes crazy
no homer,Chuck Shinoda goes crazy

burningdaylight
09-17-2007, 12:49 PM
chuck shinoda doesn't go to strip clubs, the strippers come to him.

chuck shinoda doesn't read the papers from KROCK. his voice has the power to resonate from the paper onto the airwaves.

heyosnow
09-17-2007, 01:20 PM
Chuck Shinoda can re-rewrite one cdr
Chuck Shinoda can run one vhs in one dvd player(and vice-versa)
Chuck Shinoda dont need one mattress when he goes to sleep
Chuck order the floor become confortable for him lay

florescent_adolescent
09-17-2007, 04:26 PM
Q:how much wood would a wood CHUCK chuck if a wood CHUCK would chuck wood?
A:CHUCK doesnt spend time chucking wood!,he uproots them with his beard!!

ha! thats great!

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Shinoda, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

When Chuck Shinoda runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

Chuck Shinoda can divide by zero.


:D :D

jajabinks
09-17-2007, 05:27 PM
True History Fact!:

Did you know that there was supposed to be 5 heads on the famous Mt. Rushmore?? That 5th head was supposed to be Chuck Shinoda!!:eek: ..................unfortunately, the granite wasn't hard enough to carve his beard :D :p

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5585/mikeshinodaaslovekin139im0.jpg

(lmao, i just love chuck shinoda beard jokes)

heyosnow
09-17-2007, 06:48 PM
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5585/mikeshinodaaslovekin139im0.jpg



when Chuck Shinoda goes in dentist,he torture the dentist to get one candy

Chuck Shinoda,can correct skin and use liquify* in paint

Chuck Shinoda,can download anything,with computer off

Chuck Shinoda,can use one blackberry without battery and run some os inside

supsupxxdurg
09-17-2007, 06:54 PM
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Shinoda, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

XDXD!

made my day. :D

lproxn
09-18-2007, 02:54 AM
a person who kills is a murderer
a person who robs is a robber
ut a person who does both WITH HIS BEARD is the one and only chuck shhinoda!

Chuck shinoda does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck shinoda frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


Chuck shinoda does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck shinoda has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

lproxn
09-18-2007, 03:37 AM
When w ecelebrate christmas we are not actually celebrating christmas we are celebrting the sleeping period of chuck shinoda

lproxn
09-18-2007, 03:56 AM
THINGS CHUCK SHINODA hates ABOOUT NORMAL PEOPLE AND THEIR STUPID NESS:
(in his own words of wisdom)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my PENIS when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

lproxn
09-18-2007, 06:35 AM
Chuck Shinoda could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

chuck shinodas pulse is measured in the richter scale

chuck shinoda went to virgin islands once now its The Islands

If you spell Chuck shinoda in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck shinoda doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

When Chuck shinoda breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

Chuck shinoda once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Chuck shinoda once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck shinoda can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck shinoda can drown a fish.

Chuck shinoda can slam revolving doors.

Chuck shinoda sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck shinoda is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck shinoda

Once a cobra bit Chuck shinoda' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck shinoda can speak braille.

Chuck shinoda can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck shinoda got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Siby
09-18-2007, 07:09 AM
When w ecelebrate christmas we are not actually celebrating christmas we are celebrting the sleeping period of chuck shinoda

:D
wonderful

LPrnw@y
09-18-2007, 08:16 AM
Chuck Shinoda doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Shinoda kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Shinoda created God by snapping his fingers.

Chuck Shinoda had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Shinoda was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Chuck Shinoda does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Shinoda

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Shinoda fight.

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Shinoda, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Shinoda."

There is no Control button on Chuck Shinoda' computer. Chuck Shinoda is always in control.

LPrnw@y
09-18-2007, 08:24 AM
"Chuck Shinoda does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. "

"Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Shinoda's PC will crash. "

"Chuck Shinoda divides by zero. "

"Chuck Shinoda doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

"Chuck Shinoda once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff. "

"Chuck Shinoda plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins. "

heyosnow
09-18-2007, 09:50 AM
Chuck Shinoda can listen one ipod without phones,and he dont need itunes to sync the music

Chuck Shinoda can drink a dry water and eat one wet cookie

heyosnow
09-18-2007, 09:56 AM
Nobody is perfect,Chuck Shinoda is somebody,so Chuck Shinoda is perfect


Chuck Shinoda can drive one car without weels and motor,and gas too

heyosnow
09-18-2007, 11:27 AM
Why is everybody so petrified?
Because Chuck Shinoda breathe on them

lauraSlinkin
09-18-2007, 12:03 PM
i would love it if Mike read this and said "yes i do all these things!"

heyosnow
09-18-2007, 07:00 PM
Chuck Shinoda can read this thread
just with his thoughts

heyosnow
09-18-2007, 07:17 PM
Chuck Shinoda loves chris

some with lp songs
:D
Chuck Shinoda is behind your lies
In the end everything matters to Chuck Shinoda
Chuck Shinoda can craw in your skin
Chuck Shinoda is the shadow of the day in person
Chuck Shinoda turn on his own back
Chuck Shinoda can't hit the floor
Chuck Shinoda never lie to you
Chuck Shinoda is numb and cant feel you there

NobodysHome
09-18-2007, 08:59 PM
1.
people asked Chuck Shinoda "How can you do those all?"
Chuck Shinoda answered (for a while he checked his life...LP, MTV, interviews, Fort Minor.......)
JUST DO IT!

2.
lightning is made whenever Chuck Shinoda hit his firestone.

3.
Chuck Shinoda never eat because he can do photosynthesis. (difficult!)

4.
in Chuck Shinoda's world never has some words, like "NOBODY, NOONE......"
Because Chuck Shinoda always be, forever.

5.
Buddha can say
"I am my own Lord through out heaven and earth."
just under Chuck Shinoda.

6.
nowadays less people believe God than past
because God belives Chuck Shinoda.

7.
All loser never do like Chuck Shinoda.

lproxn
09-19-2007, 01:14 AM
Chuck Shinoda loves chris

Chuck Shinoda is behind your lies


*points towards my location*

:p

Rob1
09-19-2007, 08:54 PM
Michael J. Fox has wounds that will not heal. Because of Linkin Parkinson's.



Chuck Shinoda.

heyosnow
09-19-2007, 09:36 PM
Chuck Shinoda can't give more

Chuck Shinoda leave all out the rest

Chuck Shinoda will not give to you

Chuck Shinoda can't bleed it out

Chuck Shinoda dont celebrate valentine's day,he celebrate the corpse's day

NobodysHome
09-19-2007, 10:22 PM
Why is never ending story?
Because Chuck Shinoda never ends that.

heyosnow
09-19-2007, 11:10 PM
Photoshop is knowed with versions "cs"
the "cs" means Chuck Shinoda

florescent_adolescent
09-20-2007, 04:32 PM
Photoshop is knowed with versions "cs"
the "cs" means Chuck Shinoda

lmfao xD

good one!

[EDIT] your sig = amazingly beautiful

heyosnow
09-20-2007, 06:46 PM
lmfao xD

good one!

[EDIT] your sig = amazingly beautiful

thanks ^^

your avatar must be from same photoshoot,because the coat is the same



more one

Elvis,was alive,befor Chuck Shinoda find him

Kaileena
09-21-2007, 04:59 AM
There are too many Chuck Shinoda jokes and not enough time!

SiriusLPer
09-21-2007, 05:01 AM
*stalks katelyn*

LPrnw@y
09-21-2007, 05:02 AM
*stalks Ana*

Kaileena
09-21-2007, 05:11 AM
*too half-dead, zombie-like to stalk anyone*
*watches*

burningdaylight
09-23-2007, 06:34 AM
if it wasn't for chuck shinoda, the pipe bomb in "mysterious ticking noise" (potter puppet pals) wouldn't exist.

supsupxxdurg
09-23-2007, 01:43 PM
*stalks katelyn*

*stalks Ana*



*puts words in stars in white*:eek: XDXD

LPrnw@y
09-23-2007, 02:01 PM
Chuck Shinoda CAN lick his elbow.

tpbarbosa
09-23-2007, 04:48 PM
chuck shinoda just washed his shoes after tsunami ^^

jesus worn the t-shirt: chuck shinoda is the way XD

burningdaylight
09-23-2007, 05:25 PM
*puts words in stars in white*:eek: XDXD

lmfao!

chuck shinoda doesn't need to highlight white font. he stares it down until it highlights for him.

Kaileena
09-24-2007, 08:27 AM
*puts words in stars in white*:eek: XDXD

That made my day! :p

Kaileena
09-24-2007, 08:28 AM
lmfao!

chuck shinoda doesn't need to highlight white font. he stares it down until it highlights for him.

Scrap my last post... this is even better! :p

florescent_adolescent
09-24-2007, 04:00 PM
Chuck Shinoda poops light sabers.

Chuck Shinoda clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.

Chuck Shinoda likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Shinoda threw it.

Chuck Shinoda’s belly button is actually a power outlet.

:D :D :D

NobodysHome
09-25-2007, 05:20 AM
..... if you caught a cold, that means that you've got a message from Chuck Shinoda. That is.....

"Don't forget Chuck Shinoda!";)

NobodysHome
09-29-2007, 05:47 AM
Q: What is good from far?

A: Tornado and Chuck Shinoda. because they are so powerful.

lproxn
10-01-2007, 03:47 AM
chuck shinoda ate the dinosaurs with tabasco XD

watsernamekatchich
10-01-2007, 06:23 AM
the greatest commandment of all: love Chuck Shinoda with all your heart, with all you soul and with all of your will cause if you don't, he will suck down your soul! XD

NobodysHome
10-01-2007, 08:21 AM
most of all
why do i envy Chuck Shinoda?
-->Because he can do all those(...described on this thread..)
so..... he makes me jealous.

second of all
why do i like Chuck shinoda?
-->i would rather like Chuck Shinoda than envy him.
i don't have any other good idea.

(most of all, second of all..... from fullepi#12):D

burningdaylight
10-01-2007, 01:47 PM
when luke skywalker and darth vader battled it out in the final star wars movie, chuck shinoda was skywalker's stunt double. he kicked vader's ass. moral of the story: don't piss off chuck shinoda when he has a lightsaber. the end.

SiriusLPer
10-01-2007, 07:34 PM
This thread is strange.
Does that mean I must be Chuck Shinoda?
thread = strange = C.S.
strange = me
C.S. = me

And I have simultaneously combined the Sandramathematics thread into this one. :cool:

NobodysHome
10-01-2007, 10:13 PM
Chuck Shinoda never ride on rollercoaster.
Just rap something!
And feels....riding on that!

heyosnow
10-01-2007, 10:30 PM
heroes tv series are inspirated in Chuck Shinoda's common powers(when he sleeps,because if he awake this ill be named killers)

lproxn
10-02-2007, 04:41 AM
chuck never drink water mostly bcoz it is of no use to him

NobodysHome
10-05-2007, 12:29 AM
Chuck Shinoda's world has one size.
if something fit to Chuck Shinoda,
that fit to all.

Avii
10-05-2007, 08:08 AM
hola for Chuck Shinoda! ;D I havent been here for ages ;D keep on doing great job guys :D

LinkinPete
10-05-2007, 01:04 PM
haha, I love this thread.. but one thing: weren´t these Chuck Shinoda jokes originally Mike Shinoda jokes(Im mean facts)??

heyosnow
10-05-2007, 01:33 PM
Chuck Shinoda can burn one cooler

lproxn
10-06-2007, 02:56 AM
The chief export of Chuck shinoda is Pain.

lproxn
10-12-2007, 09:50 PM
chauck shinoda can stop a tornado by only looking at it!

heyosnow
10-12-2007, 10:31 PM
when you feel pain,chuck shinoda is around you

True_liez
10-12-2007, 10:53 PM
I love this thread! You guys are awesome xD

Avii
10-13-2007, 12:37 AM
haha, I love this thread.. but one thing: weren´t these Chuck Shinoda jokes originally Mike Shinoda jokes(Im mean facts)??

yes they were ;D but Chuck Shinoda sounds funnier :D

lproxn
10-13-2007, 01:45 AM
I love this thread! You guys are awesome xD

bows ******************

True_liez
10-13-2007, 01:50 AM
^_^
..........

Kaileena
10-13-2007, 09:10 AM
yes they were ;D but Chuck Shinoda sounds funnier :D

Of course it does! *Cough* If I may say so myself!

XD

LPROCKS
10-24-2007, 08:01 AM
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,

Chuck Shinoda lives in California.:cool:

NobodysHome
10-28-2007, 08:54 AM
1.
one day, Chuck Shinoda said
"I'm bored skiing, and snowboarding!"

so, IceAge ended.

2.
Chuck Shinoda can even bite, chew, and digest Rocks.
But one day Chuck Shinoda said,
"Stones..... I'm too much bored!!! It's not delicious anymore!!!!!"

so... StoneAge ended

burningdaylight
10-28-2007, 06:45 PM
the only reason for the industrial revolution was so chuck shinoda could get a car.

WookieBastard
10-28-2007, 07:03 PM
1.
one day, Chuck Shinoda said
"I'm bored skiing, and snowboarding!"

so, IceAge ended.
the only reason for the industrial revolution was so chuck shinoda could get a car.

amazing, it's been a while since i laughed this hard. Thank ya!

Andreas_Bjor
10-29-2007, 11:41 AM
Every night the Boogie Man checks his closet for Mike Shinoda.

Maybe Chuck Norris is God, but at least Mike Shinoda is his prophet.

burningdaylight
10-31-2007, 05:58 PM
amazing, it's been a while since i laughed this hard. Thank ya!

no prob dude!!!

chuck shinoda doesn't need to hack guitar hero 2. he stares it down until it programs his songs in for him.

you know the "most interesting man in the world" commercials from budweiser? yeah, they're really talking about chuck shinoda. they're just too scared to admit it.

NobodysHome
11-01-2007, 01:31 AM
amazing, it's been a while since i laughed this hard. Thank ya!


:D thnx

people are not afraid of HELL thesedays
because Chuck Shinoda don't live in hell anymore.
it's from Mr HELL.

NobodysHome
11-02-2007, 12:50 AM
Shinoda Universe have 25 dimensions.
A. Shinoda
B.Shinoda
C.Shinoda(this is Chuck Shinoda's)
D.Shinoda
E.Shinoda
F.Shinoda
G.Shinoda
H.Shinoda
I.Shinoda
J.Shinoda
K.Shinoda (this is Kenji Shinoda's)
L.Shinoda
M.Shinoda(this is Mike Shinoda's)
N.Shinoda
O.Shinoda
P.Shinoda
Q.Shinoda
R.Shinoda
S.Shinoda
T.Shinoda
U.Shinoda
W.Shinoda
X.Shinoda
Y.Shinoda
Z.Shinoda.

But there is an area that links them all and is the passage through them all.
That name is <Shinoda Triangle>.

NobodysHome
11-08-2007, 11:06 PM
Q- Do you know Why Chuck Shinoda said
"Cute or nothing at all!!!!! Kawaeh!!!!!"?


A- Because
Cute is over Lord! :D :D :D

NobodysHome
11-09-2007, 01:21 AM
Chuck Shinoda never chew gum, but do iron.

Oneday, Chuck Shinoda was going to chew it, but Chuck Shinoda didn't, and then Chuck Shinoda mumbled sososo much iron, and then he put it out from his mouth, and then he fixed up it on the ground.
That name is the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel?
Because Eiffel helped him to fix up that.
:D

NobodysHome
11-09-2007, 08:44 AM
:D
How can Alexander Fleming find the Penicillin?

Because after leaving his(A.F.) laboratory,
Chuck Shinoda went there, and thought like this,
' Even a cell needs fresh air!'
and then he opened the cover of a schale.

and then the following story is that you already know.

True_liez
11-10-2007, 12:33 AM
Chuck Shinoda is so hot he makes fire stop, drop and roll.

Avii
11-10-2007, 06:23 AM
Chuck Shinoda is so hot he makes fire stop, drop and roll.

LLLMMMAAAAOOO
XD
that's one is awesome XD

burningdaylight
11-10-2007, 01:39 PM
if anyone seeing this thread is going to one of the asia shows, they should copy/paste our jokes into microsoft word, and then give them to mike at one of the m&g's...

True_liez
11-10-2007, 02:05 PM
LLLMMMAAAAOOO
XD
that's one is awesome XD
Haha, thanks

ayanami
11-11-2007, 03:52 PM
CHUCK SHINODA RULEZZZ!!!!

people are afraid of the dark. the dark is afraid of chuck shinoda.

kids hope that boogieman isn't under their bed.boogieman hopes that chuck shinoda isn't under his one.

NobodysHome
11-26-2007, 11:53 PM
once upon a time, when Chuck Shinoda rode on Dragon.
one day, some mosquitos teased him.
at first, Chuck Shinoda kept down himself.
at second, Chuck Shinoda kept down himself, too.
at third, Chuck Shinoda kept deown himself, still then.
and the next time, he shouted "FIRE!!! allllll!" ()
.....so.. the dragon fired all the teasing mosquitos with his fire from his mouth.

After that, people use the word "FIRE"
when they want someone to dismiss or end.
:p

added..........
...ideas from
funny lp episode #?(Chester said...."you're fired!") and the movie..."ERAGON(?the spell.... not exact....sryy.)"

NobodysHome
11-26-2007, 11:59 PM
SO long long long time ago, Chuck Shinoda was a cop.
one day Chuck Shinoda was chasing thieves.
at a crossroad, the thieves parted themselves and ran toward three directions.

At that time, Chuck Shinoda shouted, "FREEZE!!!!"
and then all theives froze, so Chuck Shinoda arrested them all.

After that, the police or cops use the word "FREEZE".
:p

NobodysHome
11-27-2007, 11:34 AM
in a dictionary of Chuck Shinoda's world, freedom differ from liberty.

freedom is the situation without any restriction, any trammel, or any suppression,
at the same time, Only Chuck Shinoda is able to be that situation.
and then liberty means release from Chuck Shinoda's freedom.
how?
Only Chuck Shinoda's wife can make that liberty.

So...... in Chuck Shinoda's world, the statue of liberty means that she(C.S.'s wife) lives here!!!!!
:)

burningdaylight
11-27-2007, 06:12 PM
chuck shinoda is both above ground, under ground, and grounded, all at the same time.

burningdaylight
11-27-2007, 06:23 PM
The UN recently discovered another reason why pulling troops out of Iraq is a good idea. They determined that Chuck Shinoda could kick all their asses, restore peace and order, and rebuild Iraq just by giving all the troublemakers a good roundhouse kick to the face.

NobodysHome
11-28-2007, 12:38 AM
1.
physics is the branch of science that explain how can do Chuck Shinoda in the aspect of matter and energy.
2.
chemistry is the branch of science that explain how can be made the composition of matter by Chuck Shinoda.
3.
biology is the branch of science that research how many living things are made by Chuck Shinoda.
4.
logic is a way for people to understand Chuck Shinoda, more easilly and systematically.
5.
medicine is a science that cure people without Chuck Shinoda' tears.
6.
history is, as the word is, his story, or what happened to Chuck Shinoda.
7.
mathematics is a science in order to solve Chuck Shinoda's quizes
:D

....my e-dic nearly ran out.

Avii
11-28-2007, 06:03 AM
5.
medicine is a science that cure people without Chuck Shinoda' tears.
6.
history is, as the word is, his story, or what happened to Chuck Shinoda.


LMAO XDD
these kick ass :D

NobodysHome
11-28-2007, 06:52 AM
LMAO XDD
these kick ass :D


:D
thank you!!
;)

NobodysHome
11-29-2007, 10:40 AM
Chuck Shinoda doesn't have his heart.
His heart is in her(his wife) hand.
if she is a righthanded person, she grips that in her left hand.
if she is a lefthanded person, in right hand.
how can she clutch Chuck Shinoda's heart?
because she love soX10000 much love Chuck Shinoda.
if she goes shopping, that is the way that she loves Chuck Shinoda.
if she drives a car, that is the way that she loves Chuck Shinoda.
if she eats food, that is the way that she loves Chuck Shinoda.
if she sleeps, that is the way that she loves Chuck Shinoda.
.................................................. ..................
if she breathes, even that is the way that she loves Chuck Shinoda.

so, she can grip and clutch Chuck Shinoda's heart!
why? why can her love do that?
because even Chuck Shinoda needs love.

so, everything needs love.
:)

............my e-dic ran out.....................

Avii
11-29-2007, 12:18 PM
haha, I see you're crazy about Chucky XD

ayanami
11-30-2007, 05:02 PM
1.
physics is the branch of science that explain how can do Chuck Shinoda in the aspect of matter and energy.
2.
chemistry is the branch of science that explain how can be made the composition of matter by Chuck Shinoda.
3.
biology is the branch of science that research how many living things are made by Chuck Shinoda.
4.
logic is a way for people to understand Chuck Shinoda, more easilly and systematically.
5.
medicine is a science that cure people without Chuck Shinoda' tears.
6.
history is, as the word is, his story, or what happened to Chuck Shinoda.
7.
mathematics is a science in order to solve Chuck Shinoda's quizes
:D

....my e-dic nearly ran out.

XD !!!!LMAO!!!:D

Anstice
12-01-2007, 12:25 AM
LMAO! Wow, guys. This thread is freaking awesome!! :p :D Hey, if you guys like to write Linkin Park Fan Fiction, theres a link in my signature! Have a look!

Avii
12-01-2007, 02:54 AM
LMAO! Wow, guys. This thread is freaking awesome!! :p :D Hey, if you guys like to write Linkin Park Fan Fiction, theres a link in my signature! Have a look!

there isn't :p I don't see anyting..

ayanami
12-01-2007, 03:30 AM
there isn't :p I don't see anyting..

me too .....................

LinkinPete
12-01-2007, 03:37 AM
1.
physics is the branch of science that explain how can do Chuck Shinoda in the aspect of matter and energy.
2.
chemistry is the branch of science that explain how can be made the composition of matter by Chuck Shinoda.
3.
biology is the branch of science that research how many living things are made by Chuck Shinoda.
4.
logic is a way for people to understand Chuck Shinoda, more easilly and systematically.
5.
medicine is a science that cure people without Chuck Shinoda' tears.
6.
history is, as the word is, his story, or what happened to Chuck Shinoda.
7.
mathematics is a science in order to solve Chuck Shinoda's quizes
:D

....my e-dic nearly ran out.


that says everything, man.. the human sciences (can u say "sciences") in a nutshell:D

Siby
12-01-2007, 10:36 AM
this thread still exitsts?

ayanami
12-01-2007, 11:15 AM
this thread still exitsts?

no,it doesn't exsist... it's a result of your imagination...and when you'll wake up, you will not remember it.

Siby
12-01-2007, 11:55 AM
no,it doesn't exsist... it's a result of your imagination...and when you'll wake up, you will not remember it.

thank god im dreaming

ayanami
12-01-2007, 12:41 PM
thank god im dreaming

:D
yeah, thank mike you are dreaming...

LinkinPete
12-01-2007, 12:55 PM
:D
yeah, thank mike you are dreaming...


so.. there´s six gods after all...:cool:

Avii
12-01-2007, 01:04 PM
:D
yeah, thank mike you are dreaming...

lmaooo XDDD


this thread exists because Chuck Shinoda exists :p

ayanami
12-01-2007, 05:43 PM
lmaooo XDDD


this thread exists because Chuck Shinoda exists :p

chuck shinoda is the alpha and the omega...and all the other letters in between...and all the numbers too.

Anstice
12-01-2007, 07:01 PM
Holy crap, sorry guys :P. Here's the link.

http://s15.invisionfree.com/LP_Fiction/index.php

XD

-Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Shinoda t
to go around.
-Chuck Shinoda always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

heyosnow
12-01-2007, 08:14 PM
chuck shinoda can watch us in hd

shinodasgirl5177
12-01-2007, 08:29 PM
Holy crap, sorry guys :P. Here's the link.

http://s15.invisionfree.com/LP_Fiction/index.php

XD

-Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Shinoda t
to go around.
-Chuck Shinoda always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

omg i fuking looooooooooooooooooove ur siggy :)

Anstice
12-01-2007, 08:55 PM
omg i fuking looooooooooooooooooove ur siggy :)

Thanks! I like yours too XDD!!

Avii
12-02-2007, 03:20 AM
chuck shinoda can watch us in hd

hahahahhaa :D
this one made my day :D :D

nataku
12-10-2007, 04:55 AM
chuck shinoda can watch us in hd

*dead because of laughing*

ayanami
12-10-2007, 07:30 AM
chuck shinoda can watch us in hd

lol
XDD
.....................

Avii
12-10-2007, 08:50 AM
Chuck Shinoda is my Homeboy.

when my sister was here at the weekend and we were talking about Chuck Norris and the facts about him I said Chuck Shinoda once and she was like "oO" (she knows that I love LP) ans I had to explain her that we have our own Chuck here XDD

Umi
12-10-2007, 08:58 AM
our own, one and only chuck... i bet you didn't destroyed her phantasies of chuck norris being the no.1 chuck with telling her, that chuck shinoda was there first, did you? ;P

btw, i watch this thread since month and... i fuckin love it XD

lproxn
12-17-2007, 07:09 AM
back again with a few-

chuck shinoda uses tabasco for eye drops

chuck shinoda once raped a toothbrush

if chuck shinoda gave a mouse a cookie,and the mouse asked for some milkchuck shinoda would roundhouse kick the ungrateful little bastard so hard out of the window that mouse would loose its apetite for cookies (and cheese). forever.

if chuck shinoda misspells a word ,oxford will change its actuall spelling permananyly

:D

ayanami
12-17-2007, 07:11 AM
if chuck shinoda misspells a word ,oxford will change its actuall spelling permananyly

:D

:D LMAO!!!!

lproxn
12-17-2007, 07:16 AM
^^^^^^it is true aint it chuck *looks up to the heavens*

a lightining strikes the earth :D

Avii
12-17-2007, 07:19 AM
back again with a few-

chuck shinoda uses tabasco for eye drops

(...)

if chuck shinoda misspells a word ,oxford will change its actuall spelling permananyly

:D

haaaaaah so funny :D :D

IceMaryJane
12-17-2007, 07:28 AM
if chuck shinoda gave a mouse a cookie,and the mouse asked for some milkchuck shinoda would roundhouse kick the ungrateful little bastard so hard out of the window that mouse would loose its apetite for cookies (and cheese). forever.

if chuck shinoda misspells a word ,oxford will change its actuall spelling permananyly

:D

these two just knocked me from my chair :D XD LOL

lproxn
12-17-2007, 07:30 AM
i wish mike would read these!

i would love to see his expressions:D

IceMaryJane
12-17-2007, 07:32 AM
i wish mike would read these!

i would love to see his expressions:D

hahah yeah and someone must shoot a picture then :D

lproxn
12-17-2007, 07:33 AM
hmmmmmmmmm.........................*thinks*

falls off the chair and dies!

ayanami
12-17-2007, 07:38 AM
i wish mike would read these!

i would love to see his expressions:D

probably he will looks like :
:cool: "yeah, i'm chuck shinoda, and i'm the only one!!!!"
than he'll put the cowboy hat on his head, he'll wear is black sunglasses and he'll go away.

lproxn
12-17-2007, 07:39 AM
probably he will looks like :
:cool: "yeah, i'm chuck shinoda, and i'm the only one!!!!"
than he'll put the cowboy hat on his head, he'll wear is black sunglasses and he'll go away.

or roundhouse kick me and avii in the first place for regenerating him :p

Avii
12-17-2007, 07:51 AM
or roundhouse kick me and avii in the first place for regenerating him :p

I think I can stand that xD

lproxn
12-19-2007, 06:43 AM
I think I can stand that xD

me too!
anything for Him!

ayanami
12-19-2007, 06:51 AM
one day chuck shinoda spat on the ground...now we call his spits "pacific ocean", "atlantic ocean", and "indian ocean"....

Umi
12-19-2007, 11:22 AM
probably he will looks like :
:cool: "yeah, i'm chuck shinoda, and i'm the only one!!!!"
than he'll put the cowboy hat on his head, he'll wear is black sunglasses and he'll go away.

*imagines that*
...
*gigglz*

lproxn
12-22-2007, 12:43 AM
chuck shinoda decided to shave but the razor ran away!

:p:D

ayanami
12-22-2007, 06:52 AM
chuck shinoda decided to shave but the razor ran away!

:p:D

oh, it's for this reason he's so hairy?
now i understand...

nataku
12-22-2007, 12:40 PM
chuck shinoda decided to shave but the razor ran away!

:p:D

now everything is clear to me xD! :D

Avii
12-22-2007, 12:59 PM
chuck shinoda decided to shave but the razor ran away!

:p:D

awww poor Chuckey, everything's running away from him xD
[except us - his lovely daughters of course]

heyosnow
12-22-2007, 01:10 PM
originaly christmas was done to celebrate the birth of lord chuck shinoda

but he was registred 1 month and some days after this

lproxn
12-25-2007, 01:18 AM
originaly christmas was done to celebrate the birth of lord chuck shinoda

but he was registred 1 month and some days after this

lmao!:D



anyway

CHUCK SHINODA WISHES ALL OF YOU MERRY CHuckMAS!!!

watsernamekatchich
12-25-2007, 02:38 AM
the grinch didnt stole christmas. Chuck Shinoda did.

nataku
12-25-2007, 08:49 AM
lmao!:D



anyway

CHUCK SHINODA WISHES ALL OF YOU MERRY CHuckMAS!!!
and merry chuckmas to you :D!

Kaileena
12-25-2007, 11:38 AM
Christmas's real name is Chuckmas, he just allows us to us the Christmas term

mau_mon_san
12-26-2007, 04:23 AM
shinoda...mike shinoda...

Avii
12-26-2007, 04:25 AM
shinoda...mike shinoda...

are you INSANE!?
CHUCK Shinoda
:p

Rocksquirrel
12-26-2007, 04:29 AM
are you INSANE!?
CHUCK Shinoda
:p

now we are all CURSED xD

bad things will happen...